12 WAYS HOW TO SPOT A "BADESS"

[dougla_boy]

saw a fella asked the question a while back.............

12 WAYS HOW TO SPOT A "BADESS"


1.
If She Physically & Verbally Abuses You and Uses the Words “Wah Yuh Go F**kin Do Eh ? Yuh Feel Yuh Bad or Wah? Eh ?â€

[buzz]

[200sx]

x2

[AllTrac]

ROFL


well done

[ronsin1]

ROFL


well done

^^^ Meh eyes hurting with that one take this

[triniangie]

...lol

u forgot to mention she has to hav a youtube video
(guntress on the promenade)

[saxman642]

what happen to de powder neck????

No baddiss is complete without a powder neck!!

[buzz]

Her Make up on her neck is a different colour to her face when you carry her out, in most cases it resembles a bake in flour before its fried.

[ronsin1]

^^^ Man like N@ti have to comment on that



*ducks flying CK parts*

[dougla_boy]

i think the powdered neck is almost optional, the baddessess an them evolving................

[Greypatch]

[quote]
“Dem Chupid People in De Mall Gimme Sum Kinda Cheap Ting An I Pay Real Money Fuh Dat Hoss, ah Go Cuss Up Deh MuthaC**tâ€

[crazybalhead]

12.
One year after you guys have broken up, she shows up at your house with a Child and tells you its yours and she needs maintenance.

I think yuh fail at spotting one if this happen tuh yuh.

[The AM Network]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Trini-Lov ... 336?ref=ts


like u get it from here ^^ lol

[illumin@ti]

First and foremost, as the Honourable Minister Underwriting National Gunta Affairs (M.U.N.G.A), i strongly caution the OP re Article 1:

Gunta no deal up in repost bizzniss

take dat facebook fail right back where it come from eh.

The ministry shall put forth a press release rather soon to deal with this matter. my minister of state, the Gaza God - Honda Hoe is preparing such as i write this

RGDS

[The AM Network]

illumin@ti,

[silver]

a couple of these sound like you totin feelins after datin a guntress

6.
She tells you about her past relationship but always put herself as being the victim so for that she makes this her excuse for her bad behavior and mistakes, and magically overnight wants to become a “goodâ€

[Hook]

mmm...funny how these lists are compiled and disseminated by people who have never and WILL never date a "baddis"

[eliteauto]

^^worse these lists are compiled but taking other ppls posts and passing it off as your own

Bruck Out!! throw yuh frame and fold up under ah rock

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

12 WAYS HOW TO SPOT A "BADESS"

Standard baddess grammar.
Also include "dat how"

"de chile fadda say dat how he will buy me a bess phone come month end"

[eliteauto]

Duane 3NE 2NR, yuh buy the phone yet?

[Hook]

she jus call me from de old number to get on about pampers money...so, no he didn't buy it yet

[Rahtid]

mmm...funny how these lists are compiled and disseminated by people who have never and WILL never date a "baddis"

True, but other than these fables, what makes someone a baddist? stupes, these lil fellas who wanna run down lil maga foot injun gyul and play racial, cuz some injun girls dont spend as much on clothes and accessories as the other race,

I saw in some places when a 'baddist' bussout pon d floor, them injun gyul hadda take backstage yes, and yes i saw it north,south,east and west.


but anyway,i nuh dissin nobody but, if yuh never had a baddist in yuh life,,,yuh rel missin out

[Hook]

^^ f'real yo...but lewwe doh discuss dat here...let dem lil' fellas talk about what dey FEEL dey know nuh

[wagonrunner]

mmm...funny how these lists are compiled and disseminated by people who have never and WILL never date a "baddis"

fadda, i lorse.
them too words should exist in the same sentence?
either that or yuh hadda break down the word "date" to me.

[buzz]

mmm...funny how these lists are compiled and disseminated by people who have never and WILL never date a "baddis"

True, but other than these fables, what makes someone a baddist? stupes, these lil fellas who wanna run down lil maga foot injun gyul and play racial, cuz some injun girls dont spend as much on clothes and accessories as the other race,

I saw in some places when a 'baddist' bussout pon d floor, them injun gyul hadda take backstage yes, and yes i saw it north,south,east and west.


but anyway,i nuh dissin nobody but, if yuh never had a baddist in yuh life,,,yuh rel missin out

so in short are you sayin all "baddest" are negro, obnoxious and overweight ?

[Hook]

well "date" according to you nuh yuh doh hadda send out no memo wit a baddis

[Rahtid]

mmm...funny how these lists are compiled and disseminated by people who have never and WILL never date a "baddis"

True, but other than these fables, what makes someone a baddist? stupes, these lil fellas who wanna run down lil maga foot injun gyul and play racial, cuz some injun girls dont spend as much on clothes and accessories as the other race,

I saw in some places when a 'baddist' bussout pon d floor, them injun gyul hadda take backstage yes, and yes i saw it north,south,east and west.


but anyway,i nuh dissin nobody but, if yuh never had a baddist in yuh life,,,yuh rel missin out

so in short are you sayin all "baddest" are negro, obnoxious and overweight ?

NO BUZZ,,

but i nuh discussin nutten now, i busy

[d spike]

fadda, i lorse.
them too words should exist in the same sentence?
either that or yuh hadda break down the word "date" to me.

"To date a baddis" means to guess the age of a baddis (preferably from a safe distance).

[buzz]

i tort to date ah baddist means d estimated time it would take before yuh guts it out

[eliteauto]

mmm...funny how these lists are compiled and disseminated by people who have never and WILL never date a "baddis"

True, but other than these fables, what makes someone a baddist? stupes, these lil fellas who wanna run down lil maga foot injun gyul and play racial, cuz some injun girls dont spend as much on clothes and accessories as the other race,

I saw in some places when a 'baddist' bussout pon d floor, them injun gyul hadda take backstage yes, and yes i saw it north,south,east and west.


but anyway,i nuh dissin nobody but, if yuh never had a baddist in yuh life,,,yuh rel missin out

so in short are you sayin all "baddest" are negro, obnoxious and overweight ?

unlikely especially when you consider this...........

Her Make up on her neck is a different colour to her face when you carry her out, in most cases it resembles a bake in flour before its fried.

it ain't the darkies who does be two-tone