The roadkill thread

[Pantos]

So folks, in your driving careers, what allyuh bounce down?
So far I have 1 dog on the Beetham, 1 cat, and 2 birds (1 kiskidee and 1 pigeon.)
Frogs and rats don't count, but a manicou does.

[sliderz1]

rammed a dove @ 100-120kmh, i stopped to help but beech just got up and flew away.
It hit my bull bar so no damages.

[marlener]

ah bounce ah snake once.

[Back2Studio]

If killing mosquitoes was a crime , I'd be on death row.....

[cinco]

3 kids and a drunk man

[Shane18]

13 dogs (never intentional), 2 birds in flight, 1 cat, 1 cow and a mad man in St. Anns coming from Nuts one night. The mad man was just a hard enough to get him out of the road and one of the dogs caused over $50K in damages. The cow's damage was repaired with a piece of wood, rag, hammer and cutlass.

All this within the first two years of getting my license, over 10 years road kill free now.

[Eco-Drive Enterprises]

[sliderz1]

[BrotherHood]

A while back i was heading up the highway. As i was approaching Chaguanas on the south bound i was doing about 120km when i saw a big bird flying from west to east but was coming in for a landing. The big bird was a duck which decided to fly directly in the path of my car, crashing into my windscreen then rolling over my car then landed on the highway, like a Action Movie. By the time i stopped there was feathers all over the place. It was like a big pillow fight. The duck was beating up all over the highway and traffic start to back up immediately. I tell my self you know what, I going and curry that beyotch. I running down this duck now trying not to become road kill at the same time, when BAM, four other men stop on the right lane with a white frontier and snatch the thing. Ah say wayyyyyyyyyyyy dreaddddddddddd that sad. I went back in my car now. Sit down and watching to see if my windscreen crack. I pull the wiper wash and dread OIL. Oil like I run into the NP factory. I couldn't even see now. All that for nothing. So........White frontier i still looking for you.

cool story bruh.....but

HYMC, the duck wasn't yours. It just fly into you. I saw it, took it before you could and gee dem fyaahz in meh Frontier.


^^^^^

:shock:

Oh my 3.

[shake d livin wake d dead]

bounce ah manicou...felt nice after,cuz it taste real good when it done cook.

[wagonrunner]

what about crabs? do they count?
and then iguana, horse, caiman, monkey, deer, tapir? what about them?

[shake d livin wake d dead]

if u bounce dem thing minus the iguana and crab then u had rel $$$ to spend on yuh car^

[BrotherHood]

So folks, in your driving careers, what allyuh bounce down?
So far I have 1 dog on the Beetham, 1 cat, and 2 birds (1 kiskidee and 1 pigeon.)
Frogs and rats don't count, but a manicou does.

Wa ah manicou is??



Anyway, I killed a dog going 80kmh around the QPS one night. Hit him and drove over him too, hearing bones cracking in the process.
Has just gotten my license too. Was a rental I get from my brother.

[wagonrunner]

if u bounce dem thing minus the iguana and crab then u had rel $$$ to spend on yuh car^

what if it's not a car, and quite capable of dealing with that and larger, and requiring just a twist face and a powerwash?
so wait, so does the size of vehicle matter?

[shogun]

And my car bumper and grille, tell of many mosquitoes and flying critters i've bounced. Do they count?

Seriously though, haven't hit anything yet. *knock on wood*

A friend years ago, while driving to the airport at night, did hit a goat though. It lived. One of her fog lamps and bezel didn't.

[wagonrunner]

oh sheit, i forgot bats in the grille. FACK YOU SOUNDWAVE

[Humes]

Nothing I've ever noticed. Some bugs.

[sharkman121]

1 elderly man. R.I.P

[nareshseep]

one shark

[Hook]

Yeh, I know abt the bat in the grille...

'Twas poui season and I thought was normal tree fluff, then three days later, see me trying to locate the smell of death coming from the car only for a padnuh to see mister bat in the foetal position stuck in the grille an evening I reversing out the driveway...something abt the angle of the sun etc.

[MISHI]

This thread reminds me of a certain Libero with a certain egret...

[redsupra101]

3 dogs, 1 egret, 1,529,811 mosquitoes

[Soundwave]

oh sheit, i forgot bats in the grille. FACK YOU SOUNDWAVE

B A T K I L L E R...

[shogun]

oh sheit, i forgot bats in the grille. FACK YOU SOUNDWAVE

B A T K I L L E R...

dunnadunnadunnadunna...

[~Vēġó~]

1 dog (stupid dog tried to rush the tyres, missed and went straight into the front bumper...cost me a crapload to repair bumper and foglamp).... and countless insects...

[Xplode]

Maxi heading east bounce a dog on the bus route , i was on the main road by 3 rd Avenue heading west ,in slow motion saw the dog go air borne and spin straight into driver side door glass ,smashing it, don't know if is he head or hip bone hit ,stop to see the damages, well had on a white shirt with dog blood splatted all over it.All in the car had blood,went back into the office and co-workers was like "u now kill somebody a war, boss man" spend days cleaning out inside the car with bleach.

[stephengobin]

1 dog and a large caiman.

[Gem_in_i]

One cobeau. Broke my number plate.

[RIPEBREDFRUIT]

average about 25 dogs and maybe 8 cats.............. its just fun to hear them "POP"
did manage once on the beetham to hit a corbeaux

[searchingone]

I bounce a few ants this morning