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Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby stev » June 1st, 2012, 4:30 pm

Which one would you drink if u had to? i'm sure there are more out there


#14. Yogurt-Flavored Pepsi

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Also Known As:
Pepsi White.
If you've ever gotten the urge to stir some yogurt into your Pepsi, well, you're lucky to be alive because we're pretty sure that sheit will make your stomach explode. Or maybe just turn into a super-powerful acid that eats you from the inside out (we aren't chemists). At best you'll wind up giving everyone the impression that you've ejaculated into your Pepsi.
So who would think to combine those two things and sell them commercially? Japan. Pepsi White emerged there last October just in time for their line of winter products. Because nothing screams "winter" like yogurt. Because it's white. Also, it's the first Pepsi beverage that might curdle on a hot summer day.
Only in Japan could Ice Cucumber flavor be the second weirdest Pepsi product on the market.


#13. Celery Soda

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Also Known As:
Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray.
Not just some kooky novelty beverage, Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray is a drink extracted from celery seeds that has been around since the 18-freaking-60s. We'd imagine the ads featured guys cracking open a cold can and rubbing it across their sweaty forehead after leaving the Civil War battlefield.
Since then, Cel-Ray has became a common item in the city of New York, and in Jewish delicatessens here and there, having totally captured the market in celery-flavored soda that, for some strange reason, no other beverage maker has even bothered to enter in a century and a half.


#12. Kimchi Drink

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Also Known As:
Coolpis Kimchee Drink.
Whether or not you felt a tinge of nausea at the name of this product depends entirely on whether or not you know what kimchi is.
Kimchi is a traditional Korean side dish composed mainly of fermented spicy cabbage. The Kimchee Drink is the packaged, cloudy juice left from the fermentation process.
Now it's one thing to enjoy kimchi, which is probably an acquired taste but, hey, lots of Koreans love it. But the sheit that's left behind in the tank after they've fished the food out? It's like McDonald's trying to sell us cups of used french fry oil. Just throw it away, you greedy bastards.


#11. Garlic Drink

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Also Known As:
Tamla Village's Maneul Saem.
Hey, you know how when you eat just a little bit of garlic your breath smells like it for eight hours afterward? And how you can't get the garlic smell off your hands for a solid week if you handle some?
Well, in South Korea they've got whole bottles of garlic juice you can chug on a hot day. Perfect refreshment when you're on a date with a girl you despise. Also, works as a Molotov cocktail when thrown at a vampire!
Also available in onion.


#10. "Become Bigger!" Breast Enlarging Beverage

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Also Known As:
Okkikunare.
Oh, hey, Japan's back. And with a brand of breast-enlarging soft drink.
And no, this is not some subtle thing like Enzyte's "male enhancement" nod and wink ad campaign. Okkikunare literally means "become bigger!" The boob enlargement thing is front and center. The ingredient that was supposed to bring forth a new glorious era for Japanese men, and a slightly more back pain for the women, is powdered arrowroot.
Unfortunately, actual scientific studies with a barrel of it and 20 brave female scientists proved that arrowroot does nothing for breast enhancement (clearly if such a substance existed, mankind would have discovered it about, oh, 10,000 years ago).
And while any country could get caught selling a boob-enhancing formula here and there, only Japan would stick a drawing of a toddler on the label.


#9. Cannabis Drink (for Kids!) (WTF?)

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Also Known As:
Swiss Cannabis Drink.
Switzerland has apparently produced several varieties of this stuff, which manufacturers claim is made from hemp resin but has no THC (the stuff that gets you high). We're assuming that kind of defeats the point for their target customers, especially considering the can above promises you'll "get the magic power" of hemp seeds.
In a bold move to help speed up the awareness of all these products, cans of the stuff turned up in the United Kingdom when a cafe started handing it out to school children at an event. That went over about as well as you'd expect.


#8. Liquid Cheese

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Also Known As:
NEEDS Cheese Drink.
And back to Japan.
Produced by the NEEDS cheese factory in Hokkaido, the NEEDS liquid cheese drink comes in three flavors: Berry, Yuzu Citrus and Plain. But don't worry, special steps had been taken to cut down on their natural sweetness, securing you a naturally salty cheese sensation throughout the entire drink. Use it to wash down a nice bowl of cheese soup and a fondue.
The liquid cheese beverage has reportedly been produced to raise awareness of cheese in that country. Instead of showing everyone a delicious melty slice of pizza, they gave them this. The manufacturers note that like most refreshing beverages, the drink "... is also good as a salad dressing."


#7. Fungus Tea

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Also Known As:
Kombucha.
The history of the Kombucha reaches as far as the Chinese Qin dynasty (that's 250 BC, folks). The Chinese even called it "The Immortal Health Elixir."
And what is "it"? Why, tea fermented with microorganisms called a "kombucha colony." Which is a fancy way of saying there's a big, slimy wad of fungus in your tea. The Fungus Brew can be bought off the shelf but it's also often home made (intentionally in China, and by accident at the bottom of gym lockers everywhere else).


#6. Curry Lemonade

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Also Known As:
Curry Ramune.
OK, no more from Japan after this.
We have to tell you, what really sells this carbonated curry drink from Japan is the freaking label. The text next to the name says: "A miraculous collaboration of curry and lemonade" and above that, the drink proudly exclaims "Even Indian people will be surprised."
Indian people may be surprised, but it will probably have more to do with the little racist picture of an Indian stereotype with the turban and the thick mustache.


#5. Egg Soda

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Also Known As:
Soda sua hot ga.
Help us pinpoint when exactly the recipe for this drink goes from interesting to bizarre: You take some sweetened condensed milk and a raw egg, you combine the yolk with the milk... and then you add club soda, mix well, drink and don't tell anyone about it. Congrats, you just made your first egg soda, a drink popular with Vietnamese people of questionable sanity.
If you think about it, it's kind of like they took the traditional (and disgusting in its own right) Egg Cream New Yorkers enjoy and, when trying to recreate the recipe, forgot that there wasn't supposed to be an actual raw goddamned egg in there.


#4. Hentai Tentacle Rape Soda

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Also Known As:
Tentacle Grape.
Yes, we realize the makers of Tentacle Grape soda are in fact freaking with us. This is not produced in Japan but in California, and yes, the product does appear to actually exist.
If you're new to the Internet, the name is a pun based on "Tentacle Rape," the staple of Japanese anime porn where they have tentacled monsters doing the raping since censors won't allow them to portray a penis on screen. So the fact that their wacky joke-soda relies on violent rape fantasies for their pun earns them a spot on the list and more free publicity.


#3. Eel Soda

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Also Known As:
Unagi Nobori.
The "Surging Eel" fizzy pop is a carbonated yellow liquid containing extracts of eel head and bones, which can be bought in- oh... OK, we did have one more Japanese entry on here.
It's produced by the Japanese Tobacco Company, as a beverage "mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer's heat." Not one part of this sentence made any sense. Why men? Why only if they're exhaustion is caused by summer heat? We do realize that the eel is a delicacy in Japan, but bottling and selling it as a soft drink just makes us think of that old Saturday Night Live episode where Dan Aykroyd ground up a bass in a blender.


#2. Thanksgiving Dinner Soda

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Also Known As:
Jones Limited Edition Soda.
The good ol' USA earned another spot on this list when, in 2003, quirky beverage makers Jones Soda released a Turkey & Gravy flavor for the holiday season. It sold out in two hours, with each bottle sold to a college kid who wanted to show it to people and say, "Can you believe this sheit?!"
In 2004, they extended their offer to an entire Holiday Pack: Turkey&Gravy, Green Bean Casserole, Cranberry and Mashed Potatoes with Butter. All soda. All horrifying. It sold out in less than an hour.
Over the years the company has also produced such soda flavors as: Wild Herb Stuffing, Pumpkin Pie, Brussels sprout, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Pea and Salmon, in an attempt to cash in on a market segment fueled entirely by irony.
We like irony, but not as much as we hate not knowing whether to put our soda in the fridge or the oven.


#1. Placenta Drink

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Also Known As:
Placenta 400000.
There was apparently a time in one man's life when he looked at a bunch of pig placenta and said "You know what? I bet people would pay good money to drink this sheit." It was probably just minutes before he took to the dark streets to start making his suit of human skin.
The inventor of the Placenta Drink kept the serial killer profilers off his scent long enough to bring this new Japanese (damn it) health drink to market. Available as peach flavored "Placenta 100000" Jelly Drink (with over 10,000 mg of the secret ingredient), or the... naturally tasting extract, Placenta 400000, the drink claims various beauty benefits thanks to the magical powers of pig placenta. The 400000 in the name, we assume, represents the number of hours you will spend huddled over a toilet, trying to forget you ever drank this sheit. Which will no doubt contribute to a slim new physique!

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby stev » June 1st, 2012, 4:39 pm

oh sheit i forget about that thread. lol

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Ronaldo95163 » June 1st, 2012, 4:43 pm

:lol: I wasn't trying to say that there's a ched already for these stuff yunno....just felt like bumping it :P :P

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Lokita » June 1st, 2012, 4:50 pm

1. pee
2. green tee
3. alcohol handwash

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby r3iXmann » June 1st, 2012, 6:29 pm

in jamaica, there's a dasheen bush juice..didnt try it but :sick:

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby VexXx Dogg » June 1st, 2012, 6:44 pm

but the egg soda sounding good, lol.
Loaded with sugar, but sorta like a bubbly eggnog.

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Sky » June 1st, 2012, 7:00 pm

Where the noni juice?
Not the one by the chinee alignment man, that does lash.
I mean the home made fridge sheit that would curl Satan's nose hairs.

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby maj. tom » June 1st, 2012, 7:26 pm

Absinthe also known as la fée verte the green fairy. Spirits of Wormwood. This notorious drink was banned in many countries for quite a while in the early 20th century. There's a specific way to mix and drink it, if you can get the authentic drink from France. If you've ever had it I'm sure you will attest to the nature of the Green Fairy. :lol:

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Cobalt60 » June 1st, 2012, 9:19 pm

Dr. Pepper didn't make the list?

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby shake d livin wake d dead » June 1st, 2012, 9:22 pm

curry lemonade? d phoq

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby [EMIN∃M] » June 1st, 2012, 9:30 pm

Lol at cannabis drink

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby SR » June 1st, 2012, 9:38 pm

maj. tom wrote:Absinthe also known as la fée verte the green fairy. Spirits of Wormwood. This notorious drink was banned in many countries for quite a while in the early 20th century. There's a specific way to mix and drink it, if you can get the authentic drink from France. If you've ever had it I'm sure you will attest to the nature of the Green Fairy. :lol:

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here hold this

http://www.drinklucid.com/

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Bizzare » June 1st, 2012, 10:35 pm

wasa water

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Trini Hookah » June 1st, 2012, 10:51 pm

Cobalt60 wrote:Dr. Pepper didn't make the list?

End yourself.


Would like to try that pepsi though.

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Mark! » June 2nd, 2012, 4:12 am

Trini Hookah wrote:
Cobalt60 wrote:Dr. Pepper didn't make the list?

End yourself.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby shake d livin wake d dead » June 2nd, 2012, 8:58 am

I wonder how that garlic drink tasting..

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby kurpal_v2 » June 2nd, 2012, 9:13 am

Trini Hookah wrote:
Cobalt60 wrote:Dr. Pepper didn't make the list?

End yourself.


Would like to try that pepsi though.




Ever ate le pewsee with a little dhahee on eet?

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Cobalt60 » June 2nd, 2012, 9:33 am

Trini Hookah wrote:
Cobalt60 wrote:Dr. Pepper didn't make the list?

End yourself.


Would like to try that pepsi though.


Pepsi + Robitussin = Dr. Pepper.

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby Stephon. » June 2nd, 2012, 10:23 am

Dr pepper and pepsi both tie for 15th place.

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby dougla_boy » June 2nd, 2012, 10:50 am

so the absinthe they sell in all dem bar dem is not the real sheit???


/self :-(

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby SR » June 2nd, 2012, 5:27 pm

dougla_boy wrote:so the absinthe they sell in all dem bar dem is not the real sheit???


/self :-(



nope

lucid is the only one authorised to produce for the american market

they are the ones who fought the legislation

and yes what u read about the affects is true

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby ~Vēġó~ » June 2nd, 2012, 7:53 pm

very interesting...don't mind trying a few....

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby ismithx » June 2nd, 2012, 8:56 pm

so am.... hiroshima ent make the list???

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Postby Rx » June 2nd, 2012, 9:11 pm

quite interesting

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby secret_service » June 3rd, 2012, 10:28 am

maubi

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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby ismithx » June 3rd, 2012, 11:03 am

nahhhh dan mauby does real cut.... especially when yuh washing down a food

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Postby secret_service » June 3rd, 2012, 11:48 am

To us mauby refreshing.....But i have given it to many of my international friends. beastly cold really bess mauby.

They does just take one sip an spit it out.....hell when i was a small child i hated mauby and sorrel drinks.

an aye tuner not big enough for the both of us eh
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Re: Top 14 most disgusting drinks in the world

Postby ismithx » June 3rd, 2012, 12:59 pm

secret_service wrote:To us mauby refreshing.....But i have given it to many of my international friends. beastly cold really bess mauby.

They does just take one sip an spit it out.....hell when i was a small child i hated mauby and sorrel drinks.

an aye tuner not big enough for the both of us eh
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lol.... *wheeze*..... time to change meh profile pic eh.....

i hated mauby too... it is an acquired taste and takes a few good experiences before you learn to love it....

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