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It has happened to all of us, you are at “the club” grinding on some sorority coke whore when you realize you had one too many slices of pizza earlier and the last keystone (because you are a tasteless frat idiot) you washed it down with has made its way to the bladder. Now bare with me as we do some MATHS; if p(piss)+f(feces)*mP(motion and pressure)=1.5bcC(bladder and colon capacity) THEN YOU GOT sheit AND PISS ALL UP IN YO UNDERPANTS! Now this isn’t going to fly with you since the only reason you are here and you spent that $60(drinks and rufi) on this chick grinding on you is in the hopes that she will AT LEAST perform felacio on you later. Even a bac of .36 and a rufi wont be enough to numb her senses of the rancid stench coming from your crotch-able region… BUT you are in luck! Because just add a bit of water and you have instant underpants! Enjoy that STD!
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