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Stephon.
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You probably can't even reach down there to wash it and omg she probably sweats with every move she makes so from the time she reach out the shower (or beach) from attempting to clean her funky expired fly infested fish, it would begin to sweat down there being covered in 600 lbs worth of belly fat.


Then she wanna say they love foreplay, wtf. Either his sense of smell got destroyed the first time he went down, or hs taste buds are burnt from probably smoking meth all day.



Surströmming (pronounced [sʉ̌ːʂtrœmːɪŋ], Swedish "soured (Baltic) herring") is a northern Swedish dish consisting of fermented Baltic herring. Surströmming is sold in cans, which may bulge after prolonged storage, due to the continued fermentation. When opened, the contents release a strong and sometimes overwhelming odor; the dish is often eaten outdoors. A Japanese study has shown that the smell of a newly opened can of surströmming is the most putrid smell of food in the world, beating similar fermented fish dishes such as the Korean Hongeohoe or Japanese Kusaya.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming


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Thanks! I didn't plan on eating for the rest of the week anyways!


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No way is he getting to any hole but her mouth. He's been going to town in a crease.


Please...explain, in detail.


Ever thought how this woman cleans herself on her menstrual cycles let alone washing of the area? And how about how she cleans herself after #2? I suspect there are traces of fecal matter and urine, mixed in with the stench of fat and sweat all up in that space. What man in his right mind will attempt to venture there even with a condom?

The stench alone.... :faint:

Creases and BJs FTW!


The bolded section is your official take on the matter?


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^^^AP maybe he cleans up after her......

[sarcasm]oh god. you mean there are people who can put aside their general uppityness, and be of actual service to another human being? yuh lie. WDMC does that.

but then there is no good sex, so what he really there for, so ..................... *mindblown*[/sarcasm]
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So wait! Just because she's obese it imediately equates to her having poor personal hygiene?

I say some of you all need to get your head out of your ass and smell the roses cause the sheit is infesting your brains.


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wagonrunner wrote:
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^^^AP maybe he cleans up after her......

[sarcasm]oh god. you mean there are people who can put aside their general uppityness, and be of actual service to another human being? yuh lie. WDMC does that.

but then there is no good sex, so what he really there for, so ..................... *mindblown*[/sarcasm]
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One can be uppity and be of service to another human being, so please do not cast stones.

And you're right on the latter...I can safely assume no good sex can occur with someone that massively engorged.


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AbstractPoetic wrote:
wagonrunner wrote:
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^^^AP maybe he cleans up after her......

[sarcasm]oh god. you mean there are people who can put aside their general uppityness, and be of actual service to another human being? yuh lie. WDMC does that.

but then there is no good sex, so what he really there for, so ..................... *mindblown*[/sarcasm]
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One can be uppity and be of service to another human being, so please do not cast stones.

And you're right on the latter...I can safely assume no good sex can occur with someone that massively engorged.


depends on your definition of good sex now, doesn't it


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So wait! Just because she's obese it imediately equates to her having poor personal hygiene?

I say some of you all need to get your head out of your ass and smell the roses cause the sheit is infesting your brains.


Have you been around morbidly obese persons? They always have a stench. The fat gives off a stench. Dead serious here.

And this lady isn't exactly capable of taking daily showers. Baby wipes and wash basins don't exactly cut it.


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AbstractPoetic
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MG Man wrote:
AbstractPoetic wrote:
wagonrunner wrote:
MG Man wrote:
^^^AP maybe he cleans up after her......

[sarcasm]oh god. you mean there are people who can put aside their general uppityness, and be of actual service to another human being? yuh lie. WDMC does that.

but then there is no good sex, so what he really there for, so ..................... *mindblown*[/sarcasm]
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One can be uppity and be of service to another human being, so please do not cast stones.

And you're right on the latter...I can safely assume no good sex can occur with someone that massively engorged.


depends on your definition of good sex now, doesn't it


It sure does, MG. It sure does. :mrgreen:


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rollingstock wrote:
So wait! Just because she's obese it imediately equates to her having poor personal hygiene?

I say some of you all need to get your head out of your ass and smell the roses cause the sheit is infesting your brains.


not really. as AP said, obese people sweat/stink more

all that constant fat on fat rubbing is definitely gonna produce some stank, despite best efforts

also, it'd realistically take her quite some time to clean each and every fold AND dry it


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Irasthmus B. Black
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Hello, AP. What's your definition of good sex?


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rollingstock
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Given they sweat a lot more/are prone to smell due to various reasons, still no reason to ass/u/me?

Had a former co-worker, he was 5'9", 580lbs (NO not where i work now) *fancied himself a ladies man* Always clean, no funk, met his family seemed it was hereditery, they were all big, none of them stank to high heaven.

I refuse to believe that, that would be an isolated case. There are clean looking thin people that smell like a walking latrine.


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Irasthmus B. Black wrote:
Hello, AP. What's your definition of good sex?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where have you been, stranger?! You always conveniently show up, don't you?


I want to answer that question but it will violate the rules of the forum...and this thread isn't exactly about the definition of good sex... :mrgreen:


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It's for my own personal edification. PM me ;)


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how he doz get it een with all da fat blockin :sick:


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RS you go watermelonize dat orr?


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how he doz get it een with all da fat blockin :sick:

why u doh ask ur fadda.........aight aight i gone


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how he doz get it een with all da fat blockin :sick:

why u doh ask ur fadda.........aight aight i gone


ohhhhhggggooooooodddddoooouiiiiii :lol:


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AP is right, fat people are usually disgusting.

Only 2% are fat due to medical reasons. The rest lack self discipline and control, to me that shows you don't value your body. No hate, just don't blame the world for you getting fat fatty.


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how he doz get it een with all da fat blockin :sick:

why u doh ask ur fadda.........aight aight i gone

he say daiz between he and yuh mudda


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Bizzare wrote:
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how he doz get it een with all da fat blockin :sick:

why u doh ask ur fadda.........aight aight i gone

he say daiz between he and yuh mudda :roll:


:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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At least the thick sauce was able to get a man to marrid. Jusssayin'


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At least the thick sauce was able to get a man to marrid. Jusssayin'

yuh unastan, and she getting a jam session 7 times a day too...


btw lol @ mitsuboi. Bizzare be delivering dem L's


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OH GYADDDDDDD!!!!!!!THIS CANT BE LIFE!!!!!


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ok ok.... I took an L there. Mitsuboi leff me an go back an tote on yuh gyul who leff yuh an gone foreign nah :lol:


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