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The top four ugliest cars

Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 6:45 pm

1. Subaru Baja:
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This is easily one of the dumbest looking cars I've seen in years. It's a car with an identity crisis: it can't decide whether it wants to be a car or a truck, so it tries to be both and the result is a goofy looking cross between the back end of a Datsun pickup truck and the front half of one of those dog sheit $5 canvas sneakers from Walmart.
Then, as if they haven't given your eyes enough of a beast raping, they tack on two tons of ugly plastic trim on the side and paint it shiny so people will know that your dumb ass is coming from miles away. I'm trying hard to come up with something good to say about this car, but I just can't. Actually, that was a lie. I wasn't trying to say anything good about the car because I hate everything about it and anyone stupid enough to buy one.

2. Pontiac Aztek:
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I can just imagine the designers brainstorming, when suddenly the bosses son came up with this Rooster barf: "hey, let's make the back end of the car look like a deformed rhombus, and while we're at it, let's smash two cars on top of each other for the front half and call it a day!" The double grill disaster they have going on in the front sets a new benchmark for stupid grills (a title previously held by the Cadillac Escalade).

3. Honda Element:
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Style is the element lacking most in this cubist atrocity. Everything about this car screams "tacky." This car just looks terrible; it looks like it was designed by a blind child with arthritis. In a coma. Whoever chose the color scheme for this car was probably asked to do so at gun point, because I don't think it's possible to choose two uglier colors.
This is coming from a guy who has the color-coordination skills of Stevie Wonder, if that tells you anything (I'm straight).
I have to give Honda credit though: at least they chose a name dumb enough to suit the car. What kind of name is "Element"? What next, the Honda Isotope? Fortunately, this is one Element you won't find on the periodic table. I wanted to rate this one higher, but it's nice to see big companies like Honda giving blind designers a chance.

4. Chevy Avalanche:
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Nothing says versatile like a truck made out of rubber. Chevy decided to subscribe to the "tack as much sheit on the sides as you can" school of thought, throwing two or three tons of trim on the sides like the Subaru Baja.
It almost looks like a Transformer, but since Transformers are badass (except for when the creators were temporarily abducted by aliens and a shitty-cartoon chip was implanted in their brains that caused them to make the short lived "Beast Wars" series), it was hard for me to find a Transformer lame enough to do the Avalanche justice. Alas, the first one who came to mind is the one I eventually went with:

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Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 6:49 pm

Check out the dudes web site some funny stuff
http://maddox.xmission.com/

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Postby Yeo » September 1st, 2004, 6:50 pm

Can't speak for the Subaru...but the other 3 were NOT designed to be pretty...they were all built for utilitarian purposes...and Yes, they are ugly.

There are many private companies/ 1 person start up businesses here in NY that use those vehicles.

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Postby Rallyfignis » September 1st, 2004, 7:43 pm

They have one uglier, it's a Renault sold in Europe, kinda minivan thing, won REAL awards, but UGLY no ass........easily the ugliest car I have ever seen...

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Postby kronk » September 1st, 2004, 7:46 pm

i only really dislike the aztek, the others i wouldn't mind driving in them, but the aztek IMO looks like a bloody tent on wheels :x

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Postby puta civic » September 1st, 2004, 7:47 pm

so you trying to tell me a Chevy Avalanche uglier than a Lada???

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Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 7:48 pm

Reliant Robin
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The Reliant Robin - or "Robin Reliant" as some backward-thinking people call it. This mirth-inducing novelty was also known as "The Plastic Pig" - I'd rather have a bag of pork scratchings thanks.

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Postby Rallyfignis » September 1st, 2004, 7:48 pm

kronk wrote:i only really dislike the aztek, the others i wouldn't mind driving in them, but the aztek IMO looks like a bloody tent on wheels :x


Yea well that's kinda what the designers were looking for...a ten on wheels

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Postby RichieRich » September 1st, 2004, 7:49 pm

them cars not so bad

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Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 8:02 pm

Dax Kamala
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You may never see one of these things. It's a sort of bizarre cross between a Lotus Elan (thats the back bit you can't really see here) and a duck billed platypus (thats the front bit). The rear section is built in Tipton and the front in Malta. Destined to sell in single numbers..... (according to several e-mails from Finland, 'Kamala' happens to mean 'hideous' in Finnish!)

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Postby dragaholic » September 1st, 2004, 8:35 pm

YUGO!

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Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 9:22 pm

Isetta Bubble Car
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Going for a ride in one of these has all the appeal of going on a dinner date with Joseph Stalin. Worse still, if you parked up against a wall you couldn't get out of the thing.

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Postby kronk » September 1st, 2004, 9:29 pm

^^^aye look de urkle mobile :shock:

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Postby ~Vēġó~ » September 1st, 2004, 9:38 pm

Avalanche not lookin dat bad........all others after.......OH GEEEEEEEED :shock:

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Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 9:41 pm

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Dragist » September 1st, 2004, 10:57 pm

THE LAST ONE IS THE WORST

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Postby Team Loco » September 1st, 2004, 11:19 pm

so you trying to tell me a Chevy Avalanche uglier than a Lada???

Puta, them older frontier not too far behind eh.......but wait, them frontier always far behind :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Razkal » September 1st, 2004, 11:39 pm

1 yaris
2 yaris
3 vitz
4 echo
...u see my point...lmao@ Loco :lol: :lol: :lol: ..u bad jed

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Postby SPEED THRILLZ » September 2nd, 2004, 12:27 am

the chevy is not bad, besides that is just ah phase dem coming back out wid the ugly car crowd. Just look at what mitsu trying tuh call a galant now is a shame, Toyota only mix up was the yaris the rest are quite good.

As for the scooby baja it kinda nice, except the rear wheels looking outta place.

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Postby Notorious Scullman » September 2nd, 2004, 12:38 am

I remember seein them Reliant Robins when I was about 5 years old in the UK.

REAL funny lookin. Only old people used to drive them.

I have one for y'all tho.

THIS is UGLY

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Postby cheese pie » September 2nd, 2004, 1:12 am

i find the new yaris not that bad looking as the older ones ,

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Postby Dragist » September 2nd, 2004, 1:41 am

Scullman take win that ting UGLY but I need one to keep my Door open :lol:

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Postby Dragist » September 2nd, 2004, 2:37 am

Corbin Sparrow
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Postby redras » September 2nd, 2004, 9:58 am

Worse still, if you parked up against a wall you couldn't get out of the thing.


now you tell me, they probably only allowed reverse parking :lol: :lol:

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Postby Dragist » September 2nd, 2004, 12:35 pm

Reliant Bond Bug
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Postby cheese pie » September 2nd, 2004, 2:06 pm

^^^^^^^^^<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_5.gif' alt='Vomit 2' border=0></a>

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Postby Jimbo » September 2nd, 2004, 2:27 pm

Dragist wrote:Reliant Robin
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The Reliant Robin - or "Robin Reliant" as some backward-thinking people call it. This mirth-inducing novelty was also known as "The Plastic Pig" - I'd rather have a bag of pork scratchings thanks.

THis car was always in Mr. Bean not so?

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Postby Dirty Face » September 2nd, 2004, 5:41 pm

the element not bad I might get one, very purpose driven

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Postby civic minded » September 2nd, 2004, 6:21 pm

uglyness is dependant on the persons point of view.... i find the megans are ugly - while others think it real nice :|

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Postby Dragist » September 2nd, 2004, 6:39 pm

Actually one of the web site's that I took some of this from have the Megans listed :twisted:

http://www.uglycars.co.uk/uglycars.asp

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