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rollingstock wrote:^^^ yuh had mih laughing like a jammet in de office, good thing is i alone in here
mitsuboi wrote:A gay man and a female friend went out to a party, at the party they were dancing together, after 10mins of wining closely the woman turns to the man and say" ah thought yuh say yuh gay, how yuh Rooster get hard so" the gay man reply"wuh yuh expect after you dancing like ah "buttom"
biggy82 wrote:Real vacation complaints as posted on the Thomas Cook website:
1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned
ruffrider27 wrote:man wanted to know wha mark buss in play whe all day long
no one knew,he asked and asked
during the night, making luv to his wife she mention "foreplay first"
jumping up with joy saying "a win a win"
Bizzare wrote:A pastor kept chickens on the church premises. One evening, a Rooster went missing. In church the next day, the pastor asked, "who has a Rooster?" All the men stood up. No, I meant who has seen a Rooster? All the women stood up. No I meant "who has seen a Rooster that is not their's"? Half of the women got up. "OH, for goodness sake! Who have seen my Rooster? All the choir boys stood up.
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