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stev wrote:partner in work now tell me this:
what do u call a dinosaur that twerks?
a Miley-Saurus
maj. tom wrote:So this is what teachers feel like when this happens...?
>
> *A blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the
> summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started
> canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
> * *
> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
> had any odd jobs for her to do.
> *
> *"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How
> much will you charge me?"
>
> Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
> *
> *The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she
> would need were in the garage.
> *
> *The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
> realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
>
> "That's a bit patronizing, isn't it?" he responded. “She can see that it
> does.”
> *
> *The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> those blonde jokes."
> *
> *A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> *
> *"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.
> *
> *"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it
> two coats."
> *
> *Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
> her along with a $10 tip.
> *
> *"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's
> a Lexus."
TG7788 wrote:Old man talking about the good ole days with his son.
Old man: Son, when I was your age, I used to go to the grocery with $5.00 and come back home with two bag full of supplies. Is rice, flour, salt, sugar, etc, etc. Plus $2.99 in change.
Son: Whey sah, cyah do dat today nah pops.
Old man: Sure right, it have too much security camera now.
IdleMind2504 wrote:
TG7788 wrote:True story from a primary school teacher:
One boy comes up to teacher crying; "Sir, this boy tell me I so black, my finger print will show up on toolum."
jeepers wrote:what did the Secret agent biscuit said to the crix???
my name is BON-----BOUR BON
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