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Re: stalest joke competiition

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Mr.Bollywood » November 4th, 2013, 8:50 pm

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve u, but don't START anything!!!!"



Baa dumm tiss :grin:

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Mr.Bollywood » November 4th, 2013, 8:52 pm

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,

Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,

He suffered from bad breath.

This made him..........

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Ronaldo9 » November 11th, 2013, 11:33 am

boooommm that joke is pretty..................darn stale. LOL

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby mitsuboi » November 11th, 2013, 8:48 pm

a woman was found dead with a vibrator between her legs.......she thought she was cumin but she was really going

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby JahSoldi3r » November 11th, 2013, 9:13 pm

Mr.Bollywood wrote:Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,

Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,

He suffered from bad breath.

This made him..........

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.



Nah padna...yuh win!

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby eel7 » November 20th, 2013, 2:28 pm

A man paint his car green so everybody telling him he have ah zaboca. So he push his head out the Window and say ah have ah car doh. Avocado.
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Postby Morpheus » November 20th, 2013, 5:41 pm

^
*crickets

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby kevin5211 » December 14th, 2013, 9:25 pm

a woman walks into a auto parts shop and asks the clerk for a 710 cover. the confused clerk tries to help by recalling every model of car with the numbers 710 in it but the woman shows him a pic of an almera. she insists she needs a 710 cover and exhausted trying to explain she asks for a pen and paper and starts to draw . she draws a circle first and then writes 710 in the middle of it. then and only then the clerk figures out what cover she wants. (710)































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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Ted_v2 » December 14th, 2013, 9:46 pm

teacher said that joke.

srs lolz

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Mr.Bollywood » December 18th, 2013, 7:59 am

What is the chemical symbol of silicon in spanish???



Si xD (as in the spanish word for yes)

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Mr.Bollywood » December 18th, 2013, 8:00 am

Iron man and silver surfer from marvel universe decided to team up


There made very good alloys

(Instead of allies they made alloys because they are metals and the combination of 2 or more metals makes an alloy)

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Mr.Bollywood » December 18th, 2013, 8:01 am

What do you call iron floating in the wind? ??????????










Fe-breeze (Fe is the symbol of the element iron )

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby ShaqThom » December 18th, 2013, 11:21 pm

Mr.Bollywood wrote:What do you call iron floating in the wind? ??????????










Fe-breeze (Fe is the symbol of the element iron )

dawg you stale beyond recognition!!!
Take fackin win!!

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby pluggie » December 19th, 2013, 1:38 am

Dem thing so stale it gave me a headache !!!

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby devsingh » December 19th, 2013, 5:39 am

why did the monkey fall off the tree ?



it dead

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby MB01 » December 19th, 2013, 5:57 am

2 gay men abt to have sex, one goes into the bathroom to shower first. when he comes out he sees the other guy laying in bed with sh!t between his legs, So he asked what happened?
































The other guy replies "i was so horny while waiting for you i played with myself and cum already"


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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby stev » December 19th, 2013, 9:16 am

^^^ wtf?


how do gay men remove condoms?





...they fart :lol:

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby konartis » December 20th, 2013, 2:13 pm

Two skeletons on a plan flying when it about to crash....one looked at the other and say... we hve to jump!!



The next one say.....

Boy you hve guts....:grin::grin:

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby fouljuice » December 20th, 2013, 4:08 pm

stev wrote:^^^ wtf?


how do gay men remove condoms?





...they fart :lol:



probably a repost : How do you seat 4 fags on a bar stool?








Turn it upside down.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby fokhan_96 » December 21st, 2013, 9:56 am

Not sure if repost, but anyway.

Why did the fag drown in the sea ?


Because he only wanted to touch bottom ....:-|

(Courtesy de drunk man with de guitar that does be in Maracas)

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Mr.Bollywood » December 21st, 2013, 11:53 am

fouljuice wrote:
stev wrote:^^^ wtf?


how do gay men remove condoms?





...they fart :lol:



probably a repost : How do you seat 4 fags on a bar stool?








Turn it upside down.
what if is a three leg stool???????

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby jeromey » December 26th, 2013, 5:55 am

imigration held a chinese man in a famous restaurant in arima and hand over him to d police for booking ,d man in charge tell him he will give him a chance if he make a sentence with the words ,green ,pink and yellow.he said `my telephone go gring ,i pinkit up and i say yellow

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby jeromey » December 26th, 2013, 6:00 am

a man went in to the dog pound and adopted two pups,he named one 1 and the other 2 ,he said if 1 died he would have 2 and if 2 dead he go hsve 1,hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby zorced » December 27th, 2013, 6:28 pm

eel7 wrote:A man paint his car green so everybody telling him he have ah zaboca. So he push his head out the window and say ah have ah car doh....

Lmao!

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby zorced » December 27th, 2013, 6:29 pm

eel7 wrote:A man paint his car green so everybody telling him he have ah zaboca. So he push his head out the window and say ah have ah car doh....

Lmao!

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Jahflame » January 1st, 2014, 8:19 pm

Why did the fisherman call his bait crazy?






















It was in seine

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Jahflame » January 1st, 2014, 8:20 pm

Why did the fisherman call his bait crazy?






















It was in seine

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Jahflame » January 1st, 2014, 8:22 pm

Why did the fisherman call his bait crazy?






















It was in seine

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Jahflame » January 1st, 2014, 8:24 pm

Why did the fisherman call his bait crazy?






















It was in seine

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