Funniest thing that has happened to you during sex

[ek4ever]

Seeing as there is a thread on injuries people have sustained during the act....I was just wondering.....

I'll go first....was in a hotel room and the bed was really 2 beds together and while going at it full throttle....my knee began to sink in the space between the 2 beds and before I could move the beds just slid apart and we both fell down and got jammed up between the 2 beds....both of us couldn't stop laughing for a while

[cinco]

Seeing as there is a thread on injuries people have sustained during the act....I was just wondering.....

I'll go first....was in a hotel room and the bed was really 2 beds together and while going at it full throttle....my knee began to sink in the space between the 2 beds and before I could move the beds just slid apart and we both fell down and got jammed up between the 2 beds....both of us couldn't stop laughing for a while

after i beat out a girl she was tellin me a story about how the last man couldnt handle he self and make them both fall off a bed in a hotel room with he inexperience and she was laughing hoping he would stop

[devrat]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

[bluesteel29]

[SUPAstarr]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

OUCH!! fall over?

[MG Man]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

only you eh
my hero fo years and years

[VexXx Dogg]

Seeing as there is a thread on injuries people have sustained during the act....I was just wondering.....

I'll go first....was in a hotel room and the bed was really 2 beds together and while going at it full throttle....my knee began to sink in the space between the 2 beds and before I could move the beds just slid apart and we both fell down and got jammed up between the 2 beds....both of us couldn't stop laughing for a while

after i beat out a girl she was tellin me a story about how the last man couldnt handle he self and make them both fall off a bed in a hotel room with he inexperience and she was laughing hoping he would stop

*dies*

[eurogirl]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

u are de wierdest man i've ever encountered ..

[Picasso]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

u are de wierdest man i've ever encountered ..

ent! I guess you were standing in the hammock too

[devrat]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

u are de wierdest man i've ever encountered ..

ent! I guess you were standing in the hammock too

She said she wanted me in the worse way....that was the worse way I could think of

[crazybalhead]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

u are de wierdest man i've ever encountered ..

ent! I guess you were standing in the hammock too

She said she wanted me in the worse way....that was the worse way I could think of

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! *Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!

[Shango_13]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

u are de wierdest man i've ever encountered ..

ent! I guess you were standing in the hammock too

She said she wanted me in the worse way....that was the worse way I could think of

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! *Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!

waz she name?

[Sky]

allyuh batting hard in this thread oui.

[d rasta]

in a hotel peltin chook, put on meh grimyest voice and ask meh gyul
*yuh like that!*
ah woman in the next room bawl out! *yeah baby ah love it!*
meh gyul watch me, i watch she
and buss down laughing!

[dougla_boy]

first time i ever heard a woman queef..........didnt know wtf it was........i thought it was jus a fart, until she started bussin out laughin and i ask " was dat 1 girl? u laugin at meh awa??!!" then she told me what it was..........i had to stop and laugh

[crazybalhead]

first time i ever heard a woman queef...........

Wha's that???

[Picasso]

first time i ever heard a woman queef...........

*tickle me elmo laugh* ha hahahahah aha ha

[dougla_boy]

queef is when the pum pum have air and its released during intercourse..............

[buzz]

well i now beating out ah ting an i open dis ched and see devrat response

[MG Man]

***oh gad boi, yuh belly killin mih***

[evo-STI-k]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

u are de wierdest man i've ever encountered ..

ent! I guess you were standing in the hammock too

She said she wanted me in the worse way....that was the worse way I could think of

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friday start

[Shango_13]

first time i ever heard a woman queef...........

Wha's that???

i think something like this

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

[Picasso]

first time i ever heard a woman queef...........

Wha's that???

i think something like this

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

That's disturbing like Herpes... UDFR

[Shango_13]

first time i ever heard a woman queef...........

Wha's that???

i think something like this

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

That's disturbing like Herpes... UDFR

dont act like you aint laugh

[devrat]

Was with a real petite smallie in missionary and she started breathing hard and saying "wait baby wait", so i'm thinking she wants to finish together....start to do the slow breathing but she still bawling wait baby......I whisper doh worry ah waiting for you...she watch meh and say NO ah mean yuh squeezing meh.......

[buzz]

first time i ever heard a woman queef...........

Wha's that???

i think something like this

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y0A77rohcyg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

That's disturbing like Herpes... UDFR

[bluesteel29]

wtf

[dougla_boy]

Picasso, does hit men hard boy...............right where d herpes hit 2

[crazybalhead]

queef is when the pum pum have air and its released during intercourse..............

WUT!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

[dougla_boy]

crazybalhead, yep.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence