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Fellas...need some advice

Postby Mr.Curious » February 19th, 2016, 12:59 pm

have a situation that i need a some advice with...my girlfriend is a virgin and last night she tell me she can't wait no more...so she coming Saturday to get some action...i was never do any virgins before....so i just wanna know whats the best way to make she feel comfortable..any advice?

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby mitsu_chick941 » February 19th, 2016, 1:02 pm

oh good god, somebody open a camp for noobs

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby daas » February 19th, 2016, 1:05 pm

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby tr1ad » February 19th, 2016, 1:07 pm

mitsu_chick941 wrote:oh good god, somebody open a camp for noobs



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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby MaxPower » February 19th, 2016, 1:11 pm

Hello Mr.Curious,

You've come to the right place.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby MG Man » February 19th, 2016, 1:11 pm

Mr.Curious wrote:have a situation that i need a some advice with...my girlfriend is a virgin and last night she tell me she can't wait no more...so she coming Saturday to get some action...i was never do any virgins before....so i just wanna know whats the best way to make she feel comfortable..any advice?


get her good and drunk and open her up with a butter knife first, or one of those small serrated bread knives...this will make things a whole lot easier....expect some bleeding but don't worry....just mix it up with some ky and she will be yours forever

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby nissan4life » February 19th, 2016, 1:33 pm

Man join some days before to not make it look like he join tuner to tell ppl hes a virgin and kar handle a gyal.

post pics of your gyal, preferably nude ,hadda see what you working with in order to tell you how to proceed.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby rollingstock » February 19th, 2016, 1:35 pm

Good advice there but op she being a virgin comes with some responsibility, the hymen having formed a seal for so long would have caused a build up of bacteria. What you need to do is pop it with your pinky then get some potassium permanganate and sprinkle a generous amount inside the snatch ( strong oxidizer to kill any bacteria) , then add 8 ounces of glycerine (lubricant)
Once the glycerine is added insert penis.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby TriniAutoMart » February 19th, 2016, 1:37 pm

*spits grape joos*

rs :lol:

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby 1UZFE » February 19th, 2016, 1:55 pm

Post pics of gf and yourself.
Use fingers 1st den slip enn d coco softly she will be in some pain n expect some blood. U mite be in pain aswell.
1 change tho. If your coco is smaller than yuh fingers slip eeennn yuh coco 1st.
Also u cud pm desifaglove.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby skylinechild » February 19th, 2016, 2:29 pm

send she my way..i go take one for the team...whey black start....nervewrecker....ted V2...bonzo specb.....back2studio.......rbphoto........fall enn..... :lol:

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby gazaboyy » February 19th, 2016, 2:32 pm

Aye wdmc lmao alluh call the dmo ah fuggin dead #dead

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby Allergic2BunnyEars » February 19th, 2016, 2:33 pm

skylinechild wrote:send she my way..i go take one for the team...whey black start....nervewrecker....ted V2...bonzo specb.....back2studio.......rbphoto........fall enn.....d vajayjay :lol:


FTFU

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby Advent » February 19th, 2016, 2:34 pm

daas wrote:Inside!

The veejay.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby daas » February 19th, 2016, 2:54 pm

Post pics na OP wtf

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby rspann » February 19th, 2016, 3:34 pm

OP, and you believe she right?

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby Advent » February 19th, 2016, 3:42 pm

rspann wrote:OP, and you believe she right?

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby cheese pie » February 19th, 2016, 3:47 pm

So real months I ain't come on tuner and browse just check post that I follow and I see this as the first post. Wow.

So I play along by giving this advice:

Do it in the back seat of the Kingswood with Oxblood and a slippers fixed with a safety pin making small circles of fig tackharie under the moonlight. Go slow and steady like a 1wd evo 7 until the faint Bunta could be heard. Be gentle on the funer and don't punish the liver too much. What ever Yeo do don't stick in your thigh and press. bad idea

If all else fails ask Inshan for an Ore.
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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby rollingstock » February 19th, 2016, 3:48 pm

TriniAutoMart wrote:*spits grape joos*

rs :lol:


That go fly over many men head.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby SUPAstarr » February 19th, 2016, 4:04 pm

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby Les Bain » February 19th, 2016, 4:10 pm

Plain and simple OP.
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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby cinco » February 19th, 2016, 4:20 pm

Alexander stop lying, we know Ian eh no virgin

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby konartis » February 19th, 2016, 4:34 pm

Tuner does have have me looking mad yes...laughing by my self...lmao.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby src1983 » February 19th, 2016, 4:38 pm

Save she till marriage

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby De Dragon » February 19th, 2016, 4:39 pm

Let someone bull you in yuh buttam, then you will feel the pain you are about to cause her and thus you will be more sensitized to her needs.

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby SMc » February 19th, 2016, 4:40 pm

be careful... I tore my frenulum with one of them

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby ruffneck_12 » February 19th, 2016, 4:41 pm

Belly button is a tighter hole

try there first

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby stev » February 19th, 2016, 5:37 pm

is your girlfriend a male or a female? (physically)




....well yuh does have to ask these days inno. :|

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby mragoobir » February 19th, 2016, 6:24 pm

stev wrote:is your girlfriend a male or a female? (physically)




....well yuh does have to ask these days inno. :|
Ahahahah x2

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Re: Fellas...need some advice

Postby nervewrecker » February 19th, 2016, 6:55 pm

Girls be real trappy this rounds. They arent virgins but all saying they are.

Its best you let me check for the seal before you make a fool of yourself. For you know is a high mileage noonoose.

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