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Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby Allergic2BunnyEars » April 11th, 2016, 2:24 pm

Brazzers Offers Colm Imbert One Million Dollars For Video Of Him Screwing The Country.

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International adult entertainment company Brazzers has made an offer of $1 million USD to Super Villain Minister of Finance Colm Imbert to watch him screw Trinidad & Tobago.

In response, an all too eager Imbert called a press conference at his constituency office Monday morning to discuss the offer, which he heralds as, ‘the first sign of success in the government’s plan to attract foreign investment.’

According to the minister, Brazzers would like to make footage from the mid-year budget review presentation available under several categories on their website which include: interracial; gang bang; and BDSM.

Imbert said that negotiations are still ongoing, as they aim to settle on a name for the video. While Imbert personally prefers the name ‘Colm All Over Me,’ the company has been pushing for the title, ‘If Yuh Name Man… Colm Inside’.

Imbert told reporters he had a serious concerns about the 2nd name because ‘Colm Inside’ causes more problems than ‘Colm outside’. But then he caught himself and realised, that this is what screwing T&T is all about. So as it stands he remains unsure.

When asked by members of the media when the deal would be signed, Imbert responded, “Of course as you know the footage belongs to the government of Trinidad & Tobago. So before rights to the footage can be sold, I must figure out how to get some minor editing done on our end, so as to highlight T&T in the best possible way on the world stage.”

He added, “There’s this wonderful company based in Panama which I trust to handle the editing of the footage in a mostly timely and efficient manner.”

When asked exactly what edits needed to take place, Imbert responded that it was just routine procedure for any footage sold by the government and that he was as annoyed by it as anyone else.

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby skylinechild » April 11th, 2016, 3:11 pm

i lol'ed.....

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby Picasso » April 11th, 2016, 3:29 pm

Lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby Bobby~d » April 11th, 2016, 3:47 pm

Lol

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby EFFECTIC DESIGNS » April 11th, 2016, 4:00 pm

‘the first sign of success in the government’s plan to attract foreign investment.’

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby urbandilema » April 11th, 2016, 4:12 pm

Lol dats a very reliable news source we got there...tube8 mite hire em nex

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby 16 cycles » April 11th, 2016, 4:39 pm

Colm on i95.5 right now...

Hope somebody call him and ask what he gonna do with the 1M from brazzers...

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby EFFECTIC DESIGNS » April 11th, 2016, 4:43 pm

16 cycles wrote:Colm on i95.5 right now...

Hope somebody call him and ask what he gonna do with the 1M from brazzers...


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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby DVSTT » April 11th, 2016, 5:00 pm

Late o clock team are the greatest ouii

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby Miktay » April 11th, 2016, 5:18 pm

Rupees yes...

Dollars no...

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby Allergic2BunnyEars » April 11th, 2016, 6:17 pm

DVSTT wrote:Late o clock team are the greatest ouii


This.

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Re: Brazzzers offers USD $1miilion to Colm Imbert for video

Postby shogun » April 11th, 2016, 6:24 pm

If they had the last PP cabinet standing around the bed, cleaning themselves up after having had their turn, it might have been funnier.

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Postby Damien » April 11th, 2016, 6:34 pm

hahaha

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