Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us

abducted · Postby **abducted** » July 12th, 2019, 10:28 pm

Are UFOs real? Over 530,000 have pledged to find out. A Facebook event named Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us has become an internet sensation. At the time of writing, 537,000 users have signed up to attend the event, located in the deserts of Nevada, and another 525,000 are "interested" in attending

Here's the plan, as per the creator of the event: "We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens."

https://www.cnet.com/news/530k-people-w ... est-memes/

hong kong phooey · Postby **hong kong phooey** » July 12th, 2019, 10:42 pm

want to bet , let them try . the give them advanced notice to prepareand have extra soldiers

VexXx Dogg · Postby **VexXx Dogg** » July 12th, 2019, 10:50 pm

This will end badly for the idiots who try.

Les Bain · Postby **Les Bain** » July 13th, 2019, 1:36 am

Wish it was serious. Losing 530,000 Naruto running dorks would be a world service.

Mercenary · Postby **Mercenary** » July 13th, 2019, 2:21 am

op with a name like abducted...lol

toyota2nr · Postby **toyota2nr** » July 13th, 2019, 3:05 am

They have my support. We need to know the truth.

gastly369 · Postby **gastly369** » July 13th, 2019, 7:17 am

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rebound · Postby **rebound** » July 13th, 2019, 7:27 am

Lol

Mercenary wrote:op with a name like abducted...lol

vaiostation · Postby **vaiostation** » July 13th, 2019, 10:24 am

Postby **Duane 3NE 2NR** » July 13th, 2019, 1:22 pm

It's at over 600,000 sign ups now
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03261.html

88sins · Postby **88sins** » July 13th, 2019, 6:41 pm

this go be good kicks

matr1x · Postby **matr1x** » July 13th, 2019, 6:47 pm

They show up....and cornfields

VexXx Dogg · Postby **VexXx Dogg** » July 13th, 2019, 9:57 pm

Crowd control practice.
Warm up the LRAD.

VexXx Dogg · Postby **VexXx Dogg** » July 13th, 2019, 9:58 pm

ruffneck_12 · Postby **ruffneck_12** » July 14th, 2019, 10:15 pm

Firs they're going to send in the first wave of Kyle drywall punchers, then the naruto runners to make quick work of the guards when they Kyles destroy the walls.

The kyles will take a break at this time to re-up with monster energy drinks to prepare themselves for the wave of aliens that the US gov't brainwashed using HARP and pyramid tech stolen from egypt.

The third wave will be white girls from coachella/burning man who can undo the brainwashing with their orgonite technology , sage and constant nagging about a non-existent gender pay gap. Their flower crowns will protect them from hypnosis

At which point we don't have any further information as to what else the US might have to throw at us, but we have Florida Man on standby.

If anyone has earplugs to donate to protect us from the LRAD, that would be great, thanks in advance guys.

MaxPower · Postby **MaxPower** » July 15th, 2019, 6:31 am

Steups...

This is a restricted area and the US Govt will not allow themselves to be bullied by these boldfaced neverseecomesees.

600k ppl is nothing for the US army to handle.

But anyway, if it does happen...then i guess it would now be okay to storm allyuh mc dry wall houses with no warrant.

Les Bain · Postby **Les Bain** » July 15th, 2019, 7:41 am

ruffneck_12 wrote:Firs they're going to send in the first wave of Kyle drywall punchers, then the naruto runners to make quick work of the guards when they Kyles destroy the walls.

The kyles will take a break at this time to re-up with monster energy drinks to prepare themselves for the wave of aliens that the US gov't brainwashed using HARP and pyramid tech stolen from egypt.

The third wave will be white girls from coachella/burning man who can undo the brainwashing with their orgonite technology , sage and constant nagging about a non-existent gender pay gap. Their flower crowns will protect them from hypnosis

At which point we don't have any further information as to what else the US might have to throw at us, but we have Florida Man on standby.

If anyone has earplugs to donate to protect us from the LRAD, that would be great, thanks in advance guys.

Gonna ignore the urge to Wikipedia wtf you posted. I have work to do today.

VexXx Dogg · Postby **VexXx Dogg** » July 15th, 2019, 9:00 am

ruffneck_12 wrote:Firs they're going to send in the first wave of Kyle drywall punchers, then the naruto runners to make quick work of the guards when they Kyles destroy the walls.

The kyles will take a break at this time to re-up with monster energy drinks to prepare themselves for the wave of aliens that the US gov't brainwashed using HARP and pyramid tech stolen from egypt.

The third wave will be white girls from coachella/burning man who can undo the brainwashing with their orgonite technology , sage and constant nagging about a non-existent gender pay gap. Their flower crowns will protect them from hypnosis

At which point we don't have any further information as to what else the US might have to throw at us, but we have Florida Man on standby.

If anyone has earplugs to donate to protect us from the LRAD, that would be great, thanks in advance guys.

LRAD is layer 1.
Then comes pepperspray, rubber bullets, water cannons.
Have fun Kyle, Becky et al

TurboSingh12 · Postby **TurboSingh12** » July 15th, 2019, 9:23 am

Rowley spotted exiting Area 51....

pyromaniax · Postby **pyromaniax** » July 15th, 2019, 10:22 am

The event page has gotten up to 1.9 million, this has the be the biggest internet sensation I have seen in a very long time. The memes are funny af tho

MG Man · Postby **MG Man** » July 15th, 2019, 10:58 am

the US military is missing an epic opportunity here
I would clear out the entire facility of everything before the event, and leave all the rooms full of pink strapons

viedcht · Postby **viedcht** » July 15th, 2019, 8:05 pm

MG Man wrote:the US military is missing an epic opportunity here
I would clear out the entire facility of everything before the event, and leave all the rooms full of pink strapons

That would be epic.

ruffneck_12 · Postby **ruffneck_12** » July 15th, 2019, 9:31 pm

VexXx Dogg wrote:
ruffneck_12 wrote:Firs they're going to send in the first wave of Kyle drywall punchers, then the naruto runners to make quick work of the guards when they Kyles destroy the walls.

The kyles will take a break at this time to re-up with monster energy drinks to prepare themselves for the wave of aliens that the US gov't brainwashed using HARP and pyramid tech stolen from egypt.

The third wave will be white girls from coachella/burning man who can undo the brainwashing with their orgonite technology , sage and constant nagging about a non-existent gender pay gap. Their flower crowns will protect them from hypnosis

At which point we don't have any further information as to what else the US might have to throw at us, but we have Florida Man on standby.

If anyone has earplugs to donate to protect us from the LRAD, that would be great, thanks in advance guys.

LRAD is layer 1.
Then comes pepperspray, rubber bullets, water cannons.
Have fun Kyle, Becky et al

aight so new plan, the NRA members/rednecks run in first guns blazing, then they make way for the kyles who make entry points for the naruto runners to retrieve the stolen pyramid technology to give to the Becky's.

Florida man has disappeared, but we have hope that he will show up for the battle, we have a bag of bath salts to lure him back to the battle zone.