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Smokey wrote:This is what first world means.
This speaks volumes on the professionalism of the UNC.
Smokey wrote:UNC is not as corrupt as the PNM and media have you believe. Furthermore, unlike manning, UNC had a much grander vision of trinidad and tobago. They knew what trinidad could become.
Smokey wrote:Soon a man of integrity who is intelligent, classy, brillaint will be leading UNC. That man is Winston Dookeran.
And i hope to God he will end up being Prime Minister.
Smokey wrote:Man trinidad isn't that difficult to govern if your selfless. However, if your like this current government and owe your friends so many favors then things get messy.
Thats why we need a man like Dookeran or Ramesh.
Smokey wrote:
That is why i always tell people, a Panday led UNC is a lil better than PNm
Smokey wrote:
My effort is to do everything in my power to get people to Vote PNM out. I don't care who it is. It could be Panday whole screwed crowd and i wouldn't care.
Here's a lil UNC poem that should put things in perspective:
When Will The Sun Raise Again.
I still remembered that stormy day, that Robbie took the government away,
Some of us was shock and dismayed how come 18 is bigger than 18 some say,
While some continues to pray, the calypsonian sing wave your balisier,
We have lost our loved ones along the way while the government blames Panday,
Business men pack-up and run away too much kidnapping they can't stay,
Black-out and pot holes we face everyday donkey tracks we call roadway,
What our country has come to when our pastors preach about kidnapping and murders every Sunday,
I remembered that stormy day, it was moral and spiritual values Robbie say,
How our country has lost it way,
The people are suffering everyday, while the government continues to play,
I remembered that bright an sunny day, when our country was happy, there was no bombing, no kidnapping, low murder rate, low food prices, smooth roads and a Prime Minister who cared for everyone, his name was Basdeo Panday.
It is now three years and 297 long hard days since we haven't seen the sun, but we continues to look out our windows with hope and prayer that the sun will raise again another day.
civic minded wrote:you know what is the ironic thing in all of this - its the same thing happening again and again - through the history of the UNC.. when will these people learn from their mistakes..
the UNC has alot of potential - there are really good people in the party - only a few bad seeds in the party has spoilt everything.
They need to purge and get rid of totally the likes of Panday, Suraj, Wade Mark, Jack, and ramesh.
nominate Kamla as leader and you will see how much support they will get.
heres an eerie quiet at the UNC camp. The Duck pen is full of ducks, waiting to be castrated and curried, the Tassa and Tabla drums lie in a corner whilst two spider play "whappie" for a dead fly, the Fleet of 120Y's area parked in a corner, Bull horns glistening in the evening sun.
BLAM!! a door closes......
KAMLA: "AH DID TELL DEM YUNNO!! BUT WHAT?...I IZZA WOMAN!! I DOH KNOW NUTTEN....DAMM C-Unit Frikkers!!!
Kamla walks across the Reinzi Complex carpark, a stray dog wlaks in her path, tail wagging.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPP!!!" the dog wails as it gets airborne from a solid kick. lands head first into one of the bullhorns on top of 120Y number 5.
From the coner of her eye, she see's movement in the bush behind the garbage can. Kamla is not in a mood for pranks right now. Her "dinner" with Dooks the week b4 to seal the deal proved fruitless now...and Dooks was a "non performer" on top of that.....grrr....she walks to the Garbage can, see's two cats fighting for food, takes out her GLok and quickly ends the fight.
Gun still smoking, she holters it and calls her one true friend....
Kamla: Yeah....hello hun.
Steven Cadiz: (in d middle of brushing his teeth)...Whuf....
Kamla: yuh cud talk? Wifey dey?
Steven Cadiz: Nah (washes out mouth). GO ahead nuh..
Kamla: Oh Steve!! I miss you!! You were right all along! remember when we was on that boat out in Navet Dam that night and i'd jus finish..
Steven Cadiz : look woman..we phone on tap....watch what yuh sayn.
Kamla: OH Steve....they've done it...they've gone and open the 5% milk carton.
Steven looks at his phone in utter disgust. Watche bed and see's Christine waiting on him.....sighs.
SC: Hears what. Call meh in um....Call meh tomorrow. Ah dealin with a situation here to seal meh future. Click
Kamla Smells a rat. Just at that time, a Black PAC Kingswood pulls into Reinzi Car park. Out jumps Ganga Singh, justing orf his freshly done Oxblood upolstery after Yetming tore it up 3 weeks ago. She see's him as he hurries over to the wall to buss a piss.
Kamla; GANGA!!
Ganga's piss stops mid flight and heads back to whence it came.
Ganga: Baby!! How yuh going!
Kamla busses a slap on him : DOH BABY ME!! WHY YUH DIDNT TELL MEH BOUT DOOKS? and his "non performance"?
Ganga begins to laugh.
Ganga: buh yu eh know dat? gyul EVERY BODY know of that...and that Jack corss with horse....>EVERYBODY KNOW DAT!! steups.....buh nah..yu was too power hungry....how Bas going?
Kamla: doh start meh...
Ganga: why? ent is you who used ot run behind him like a puppy dog in the earlies! AYE that last court stunt yuh pull...>BHESS!!!!
Kamla watches Ganga in shock!! Ganga grew a backbone?! its ....its soo HOT!!! She walks up to him slowly. Ganga starts to get nervous....the urge to pee returns.
Kamla: Sooo Gangeee Pooh....hows tings coming along?
Ganga: err....umm....(sheesh...why? why cant I resist?).....we dey...well yunno..ting moving nice....
Just then a Porsche Cayenne pulls in the carpark, follwed by about 12 maxi.....ppl start to run out and lay red carpet from the Cayene leading to the Rienzi complex, Sugar Cane arrows are placed like a carpet.
Out steps Jack.
Jack: YEssssssssssss thats some good sheit right there!!!
Kamla: oh gord...
Ganga: hahahahahahaa...that is allyuh leader now?....hahahahahahaa
Jack: Sup my niccas? (beckons to them to come across to him as he refuses to step off the red carpet)
Ganga: YO...talk slo jed........ah does cyar...(Ganga is pounced upon by party supporters.....they rip his threds to shreds and looks to go after his car)...
Ganga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! not the OxBlood!! Pleeese...I beeg you!!!
Jack motions to the crowd to stop....the car is already in the air, and the four tyres being carted off for sale. Grudingly they put it down.
Jack: hmm seems we have a situation here....eh Ganga?
Ganga whimpers : please ....anything....jus leave the Ox Blood.....
Kamla: WTF!! Ganga!! OH PLEASE!! ARE THERE ANY MORE GOOD MEN IN POLITICS?.....good gawd..
From the back of a black band maxi, saunters out Panday, with two bhess Beti's on his side. He's sporting shades, Louis Vitton kit and alligator shoes. Oma struggles thru the crowd to be next to her husband. She grabs his hand.....
Panday: Not now Oma. Go clean up the Kitchen.
Oma obidently Saunters off. She gets a strange happiness form cleaning. Could be the way they met, back in 79, in the Chaguanas Market.
Panday looks at Jack wih fake glee. Damm nicca gets power and all of a sudden i riding in Maxi.
Panday: Jack. Whats going on here?
Jack: STFU! Did i address you?
Panday: Thats insulting (immediately 23 cameras and reporters flock to Panday and he play orf that classic interview back in 1999 with them. Panday looks at Jack and sticks his tongue out.
Panday: bet you cant do that tho.
Jack.: No need to. BTW fix yuh damm Beret eh.
Jack looks at Kamla and Ganga again. And grins. He takes orf his shoes and shocks to reveal some realy crusty toes with some corns that needs attention.
Jack: one o yall gonna be sanding my corns today.
Ganga: Please...not sanding...anyyhing else....hell ill....(looks at Kamla watching him sweetly)....er.....yunno what? where de Sanding machine?
Jack" Machine?...nicca...you's gots to get with the sanding paper yo!!
Ganga: Look, i may be dumb, and want to presever meh ulpostery, but i wil not sand those Manga Corns with my bare hands...WHERES TH FACKIN SANDER!!!!
Kamla comes on the spot.
Jack: Good gord..Kamla.....control yourself!!! BTW how was the dinner last week with Dooks?
Loud Graffaw from Rowly and Manning in the crowd....
Jack: THe Fcuk?...allyuh dey too?.
Manning: Shut yuh arse and continue...we here for the free piggy and curry duck...(manning takes two young and fresh boys in his arms and walks orf).
Panday comes thru the crowd.
Panday: I smell a Manning and a Rowley!! WHEH DE....(trails orf..see's Kala still coming..shakes head) How was d dinner last week with Dooks?
KAPAOWWW!!!!! Panday collects a Tawa from upstairs Reinzi Complex, as Oma does not miss...hell thats how she became wife in the first place. But Panday is strong. Years of abuse have hardened him. he shrugs orf the ring in his ears and contunes.
Jack" look dem over dey.....by teh "boys".....waitaminnit!!
Panday" Whut....
Jack: How come Kamla come when Ganga say what he say?
Jack and Panday look at Kamla, then at Ganga, then back at Kamla....
Panday takes orf his shoes and socks....
Panday" Double or nothing Ganga!!! (loud graffaw in the crowd as Manning and Rowley have a grand time with the boys)
Ganga picks up the sanding machine, and the crowd dons their dust masks and safetly goggles. As he starts the machine and about to attack Jack's corns, his phone rings.
Ganga: Hello?
Yetming: WHE DE firetruck YU IS?...AND WAH IS DAT RUCKUS IN D BACKGROUND?
Ganga: er...ah doing some carpentry here......
Yetming: WHO DE firetruck YUH CALLING CHING CHONG?
Ganga sighs.... : CARPENTRY FOOL!!!
Yetming: we have a ad to do and you sawing wood?...
Ganga" no and Sanding Wood
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
(loud graffw from Manning and Rowley in crowd..playing with the Boys)
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Ganga cant take it no more.....
Ganga: Ah go call yuh back Yetming.
Yetming: before yuh go, we cant find the "blow up REinzi" button that we have in the filing Cabinet dey....you have it? hello??? hello?...
(Call drops)
Kamla still coming in the corner.....
Kamla: OH ganga....Sand me!! SAND ME!!!
GANGA cant take it no more.....sweat pouring down his face, sander in one hand, he reaches inside his shirt pocket and pulls out a big ass red button laballed "LANATE"
Everthing stops. Mannings stops mid "play" with one of th boys, Oma's Roti stops mid flight to Panday's head. Jack stops mid stutter.
Jack: i dont believe this...
Ganga: Better Believe it YO!!! Yeh!! we's about to get CRUNK UP IN HURR!!! (Points to the crowd) put back orn meh FACKIN white wall tyres on meh Cudders munt car! (points to Kamla) STOP IT ...just stop it!! Enough with that shivering!!
Slowly walks up to Jack....
Ganga: and you....mister "ahthehshtfhafrhahafhafhfhafhaf". SAnd yuh own damm corns.
Jack makes a move to the Porsche Cayenne. Ganga foresee's it and hold the "LANATE" button high in the air.
Ganga: i wudnt do that...
JAck begins to sweat.....suddenly the crowd looks in horror as his features begins to change under the sweat.....Ganga looks in absolute amazement as he turns from "arouca" black to "Laventille Black" in mere seconds..
Ganga: Makandal Daaaga??
Manning : Tee hee!!!
Kamla: Good lord no!!
THe "Lanate" button slips from Ganga's hand and begins to fall to the earth...ppl begin to dive for cover, pothound dogs begin to scale wall, Makandal Daaga dives inside the Cayenne, Kamla closes here eyes in expectation, and Mannings stupid foot ways flash before his eyes....
LANATE button hits the floor and activates........
*elsewhere in the country, a poor woman is about to make her last withdrawal from the ATM, she does not know where her next meal for her 4 kids is going to come form.......she presses "balance enquiry" - she fiants at the read out:
$45,564,672.34
nismoid wrote:HOWCOME WE AINT HEARING FROM SUMANA, UML AND THE OTHERS?
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