Fellas...need some advice

Mr.Curious · Postby **Mr.Curious** » February 19th, 2016, 12:59 pm

have a situation that i need a some advice with...my girlfriend is a virgin and last night she tell me she can't wait no more...so she coming Saturday to get some action...i was never do any virgins before....so i just wanna know whats the best way to make she feel comfortable..any advice?

mitsu_chick941 · Postby **mitsu_chick941** » February 19th, 2016, 1:02 pm

oh good god, somebody open a camp for noobs

daas · Postby **daas** » February 19th, 2016, 1:05 pm

Inside!

The veejay.

Postby **tr1ad** » February 19th, 2016, 1:07 pm

mitsu_chick941 wrote:oh good god, somebody open a camp for noobs

like triniscene forums down for good

MaxPower · Postby **MaxPower** » February 19th, 2016, 1:11 pm

Hello Mr.Curious,

You've come to the right place.

MG Man · Postby **MG Man** » February 19th, 2016, 1:11 pm

Mr.Curious wrote:have a situation that i need a some advice with...my girlfriend is a virgin and last night she tell me she can't wait no more...so she coming Saturday to get some action...i was never do any virgins before....so i just wanna know whats the best way to make she feel comfortable..any advice?

get her good and drunk and open her up with a butter knife first, or one of those small serrated bread knives...this will make things a whole lot easier....expect some bleeding but don't worry....just mix it up with some ky and she will be yours forever

nissan4life · Postby **nissan4life** » February 19th, 2016, 1:33 pm

Man join some days before to not make it look like he join tuner to tell ppl hes a virgin and kar handle a gyal.

post pics of your gyal, preferably nude ,hadda see what you working with in order to tell you how to proceed.

rollingstock · Postby **rollingstock** » February 19th, 2016, 1:35 pm

Good advice there but op she being a virgin comes with some responsibility, the hymen having formed a seal for so long would have caused a build up of bacteria. What you need to do is pop it with your pinky then get some potassium permanganate and sprinkle a generous amount inside the snatch ( strong oxidizer to kill any bacteria) , then add 8 ounces of glycerine (lubricant)
Once the glycerine is added insert penis.

TriniAutoMart · Postby **TriniAutoMart** » February 19th, 2016, 1:37 pm

*spits grape joos*

rs :lol:

1UZFE · Postby **1UZFE** » February 19th, 2016, 1:55 pm

Post pics of gf and yourself.
Use fingers 1st den slip enn d coco softly she will be in some pain n expect some blood. U mite be in pain aswell.
1 change tho. If your coco is smaller than yuh fingers slip eeennn yuh coco 1st.
Also u cud pm desifaglove.

skylinechild · Postby **skylinechild** » February 19th, 2016, 2:29 pm

send she my way..i go take one for the team...whey black start....nervewrecker....ted V2...bonzo specb.....back2studio.......rbphoto........fall enn..... :lol:

gazaboyy · Postby **gazaboyy** » February 19th, 2016, 2:32 pm

Aye wdmc lmao alluh call the dmo ah fuggin dead #dead

Allergic2BunnyEars · Postby **Allergic2BunnyEars** » February 19th, 2016, 2:33 pm

skylinechild wrote:send she my way..i go take one for the team...whey black start....nervewrecker....ted V2...bonzo specb.....back2studio.......rbphoto........fall enn.....d vajayjay

FTFU

Advent · Postby **Advent** » February 19th, 2016, 2:34 pm

daas wrote:Inside!

The veejay.

daas · Postby **daas** » February 19th, 2016, 2:54 pm

Post pics na OP wtf

rspann · Postby **rspann** » February 19th, 2016, 3:34 pm

OP, and you believe she right?

Advent · Postby **Advent** » February 19th, 2016, 3:42 pm

rspann wrote:OP, and you believe she right?

cheese pie · Postby **cheese pie** » February 19th, 2016, 3:47 pm

So real months I ain't come on tuner and browse just check post that I follow and I see this as the first post. Wow.

So I play along by giving this advice:

Do it in the back seat of the Kingswood with Oxblood and a slippers fixed with a safety pin making small circles of fig tackharie under the moonlight. Go slow and steady like a 1wd evo 7 until the faint Bunta could be heard. Be gentle on the funer and don't punish the liver too much. What ever Yeo do don't stick in your thigh and press. bad idea

If all else fails ask Inshan for an Ore.

rollingstock · Postby **rollingstock** » February 19th, 2016, 3:48 pm

TriniAutoMart wrote:*spits grape joos*

rs

That go fly over many men head.

SUPAstarr · Postby **SUPAstarr** » February 19th, 2016, 4:04 pm

Les Bain · Postby **Les Bain** » February 19th, 2016, 4:10 pm

Plain and simple OP.

cinco · Postby **cinco** » February 19th, 2016, 4:20 pm

Alexander stop lying, we know Ian eh no virgin

konartis · Postby **konartis** » February 19th, 2016, 4:34 pm

Tuner does have have me looking mad yes...laughing by my self...lmao.

1) finger
2) suck
3) firetruck

src1983 · Postby **src1983** » February 19th, 2016, 4:38 pm

Save she till marriage

De Dragon · Postby **De Dragon** » February 19th, 2016, 4:39 pm

Let someone bull you in yuh buttam, then you will feel the pain you are about to cause her and thus you will be more sensitized to her needs.

SMc · Postby **SMc** » February 19th, 2016, 4:40 pm

be careful... I tore my frenulum with one of them

ruffneck_12 · Postby **ruffneck_12** » February 19th, 2016, 4:41 pm

Belly button is a tighter hole

try there first

stev · Postby **stev** » February 19th, 2016, 5:37 pm

is your girlfriend a male or a female? (physically)

....well yuh does have to ask these days inno.

mragoobir · Postby **mragoobir** » February 19th, 2016, 6:24 pm

stev wrote:is your girlfriend a male or a female? (physically)

....well yuh does have to ask these days inno.

Ahahahah x2

Postby **nervewrecker** » February 19th, 2016, 6:55 pm

Girls be real trappy this rounds. They arent virgins but all saying they are.

Its best you let me check for the seal before you make a fool of yourself. For you know is a high mileage noonoose.