What pisses you off in gym

[Specialist Baboons]

Hey tuners I know we have a fitness thread but I wanted this one to focus on things people do that annoy the hell out of you in gym. Even pet peeves or particular scenarios!!!

So here goes:-

Persons who constantly hugging machines because they’re on their phones constantly!!!!!

[kstt]

You waiting on me to finish using the machine while I'm on my phone.

[Specialist Baboons]

They don’t even leave the machine when you ask them how much they have again

[ADONI]

Unfit people giving advice....

[Sōsuke Aizen]

When man put one set of grease in he hair... taking he hand... rubbing off his sweat + grease when exercising then greasing up d bloody equipment..

[pete]

Men setting up a "circuit" of 5 machines and don't want anyone else to use them til they finish their entire workout.

[Specialist Baboons]

When man put one set of grease in he hair... taking he hand... rubbing off his sweat + grease when exercising then greasing up d bloody equipment..

Greasy hair and sweating bucket of drops but want to fall in with you! When yuh say no they bad like crab

[mero]

One does not simply create an Official thread

[Sōsuke Aizen]

When man put one set of grease in he hair... taking he hand... rubbing off his sweat + grease when exercising then greasing up d bloody equipment..

Greasy hair and sweating bucket of drops but want to fall in with you! When yuh say no they bad like crab

This is why you use gloves and a towel so you don't mess up stuff but them does feel because they have a lil bump they own d gym.

[Specialist Baboons]

Nah even with gloves and towel I still want to sanitize equipment

[Sōsuke Aizen]

So you does carry wet ones with you?

Oh yeah and them men who does feel they is d hottest thing out.. when women coming to workout then they does take off their jersey and pump harder..

[Ibis Electronics]

Men who using the squat rack to do shoulder press with a 45 bar and two 10lb plates but vex when you ask them to go elsewhere.

[Specialist Baboons]

So you does carry wet ones with you?

Oh yeah and them men who does feel they is d hottest thing out.. when women coming to workout then they does take off their jersey and pump harder..

Wet ones is a must

[Cantmis]

Men who using the squat rack to do anything else but squat

Men who does chalk up everything!

[Specialist Baboons]

Men who start getting gainzzz from the very first exercise they do and start flexing and posing by the mirror

[jhonnieblue]

Men who overly loud in the gym. Have a couple of them in evolution that swear they were in a market

[Reddis]

Gym Users who complain about me doing all of the above

[Dizzy28]

Men!!!

Baytees in tights is all the gym needs....except for me!!!

[Specialist Baboons]

Men!!!

Baytees in tights is all the gym needs....except for me!!!

Buh some of the baytees on the chubby side

[INHUMAN]

I like hugging the machines...it makes me one with the weights and much closer to spiritual upliftment to the gainz godz

[MaxPower]

The lack of qualified gym trainers...too many wanna be trainers...they lookin big and dotish, and have no theory whatsoever on health and fitness..

There is this illiterate “trainer” in Hyper Fitness name Christian...i overheard him telling a “client” to eat more cavs....cavs?? That nugger meant Carbs....stupid AF

[rmrunner]

Yupppp

[Zetski]

Is dem men who does smell relllll stink!!!

[The_Honourable]

- Bottle of sanitizer and a cloth right there... but you not wiping the machines after use.

- Dropping of weights after doing your set.

- Leaving weights all over the gym or on the gym equipment and not putting it back on the rack.

- Women who come with full makeup and gym kit to take selfies or whatsapp status but dey gaining weight.

- Mirror selfies.

- Yuh have to bawl down the place to prove that you can lift.

[pugboy]

i want to learn the strongman planet of the apes walk

[meccalli]

i want to learn the strongman planet of the apes walk

I have a routine for that, press and push all day, internally rotated shoulders are step 1 , neglect rotator cuff work and then work lats till you can't keep your arms at your side, inflate chess and display self imposed delusions of grandeur.
For those who are frustrated with gym antics, I can recommend Ross Enamait's, Never Gymless. You can torrent it.
In the mean time, cover up and wash your hands.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22622513
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4276630/

[Specialist Baboons]

Girls with weave that smelling stink

[pugboy]

Nothing like a weave with weeks of sweat collected

Girls with weave that smelling stink

[goalpost]

Idk I've never paid close attention to others.

[RedVEVO]

One does not simply create an Official thread

Nero talking truth !

Monkey need to give his brain to some "official" experiment