Pastafarianism

nos_specialist · Postby **nos_specialist** » April 3rd, 2018, 8:04 am

Greetings, and Praise be unto the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Inlight of Trinidad becoming an EPIC sh*thole, and all Religious sections cant seem to get their sh*t together and make Trinidad a better place..

We now have to accept the one true master and let him rule in our lives, and pots.

“Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.”
—Ragu on Pastafarianism

ChristianRD · Postby **ChristianRD** » April 3rd, 2018, 8:39 am

The_Honourable · Postby **The_Honourable** » April 3rd, 2018, 8:45 am

Do Pastafarians have sex before marriage, children out of wedlock and practice polyamory?

VexXx Dogg · Postby **VexXx Dogg** » April 3rd, 2018, 8:51 am

May you be forever touched by his noodly appendage.

nick639v2 · Postby **nick639v2** » April 3rd, 2018, 9:52 am

Haile Selassie and macaroni

skylinechild · Postby **skylinechild** » April 3rd, 2018, 4:21 pm

i believe

the gospel

https://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Sp ... ti+monster

car emblem
https://www.amazon.com/Flying-Spaghetti ... ti+monster

lapel pin
https://www.amazon.com/Pinsanity-Flying ... ti+monster

cueball1990 · Postby **cueball1990** » April 4th, 2018, 8:30 am

all praise the holy macaroni

crock101 · Postby **crock101** » April 4th, 2018, 2:01 pm

I can't wait for the people who believe in an undead Jewish zombie , who is his own father, a father , by the way is an invisible magic man in the sky who grants wishes , to see this post and claim that a flying spaghetti monster is ridiculous and not see the irony.

nick639v2 · Postby **nick639v2** » April 4th, 2018, 2:09 pm

Fun fact: Did you know restaurants that sell pasta are ones that record highest profit margins.

ruffneck_12 · Postby **ruffneck_12** » April 4th, 2018, 5:01 pm

nick639v2 wrote:Fun fact: Did you know restaurants that sell pasta are ones that record highest profit margins.

That's no coincidence. That's fax B

jm3 · Postby **jm3** » April 4th, 2018, 5:02 pm

Rahmen

sMASH · Postby **sMASH** » April 4th, 2018, 5:41 pm

may the sauce be with u

sMASH · Postby **sMASH** » April 4th, 2018, 5:42 pm

eat well and prosper.

shogun · Postby **shogun** » April 5th, 2018, 1:01 am

jm3 wrote:Rahmen

Postby **nervewrecker** » April 5th, 2018, 5:48 am

This thread

MG Man · Postby **MG Man** » April 5th, 2018, 9:02 am

He boiled for your sins
R'amen

Dizzy28 · Postby **Dizzy28** » April 5th, 2018, 9:18 am

Can one be a Pastafari if you are on the Atkins Diet??

nick639v2 · Postby **nick639v2** » April 5th, 2018, 1:38 pm

Dizzy28 wrote:Can one be a Pastafari if you are on the Atkins Diet??

Yea man just hide and eat it, doh tell d wife

Nuff rasta does eat da pigtail soup an ham for Christmas

Postby **Duane 3NE 2NR** » April 5th, 2018, 1:48 pm

nos_specialist · Postby **nos_specialist** » April 5th, 2018, 11:59 pm

Duane, His Holy Noodleness gave me a vision through my Collander, to post this link and rekindle the fire for with the water boils.

https://www.facebook.com/pastafarianchruchtt/