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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby rollingstock » May 21st, 2019, 8:20 pm

De op don't have tabanca
He have a tabantruck

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby antlind » May 21st, 2019, 8:41 pm

OP. Two words of fatherly advice. Pornhub and Vaseline. But not necessarily in that order.

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby randolphinshan » May 21st, 2019, 11:20 pm

l33t2 wrote:Listen OP, I'm young too and got caught up a situation earlier this year.

I landed the best chick i ever had, stunningly beautiful, rocking body (like a damn pornstar), fun personality, actually smart......but she was married to a big shot, and was horning him with me....for almost 2 years. I was aware of this situation, but went along waiting for the divorce she promised.

She made it seem like she was just as in love with me as I was with her.

But when he found out, all it took was the threat of a divorce (where she would get very little as they had proof she was horning with me) to keep her in line.

She cut all contact with me.

For carnival, if you see the happy couple she and she husband was - It shows you how fake social media really is, man posting all kinda hearts on she pics saying she's the love of he life, doh mind he know we were bulling down the place a mere 2 months before. Also, he was horning with some venes too, so i guess it worked out for them both.

Lesson learned, women know what they want and if they don't want you, they don't want you.


Enjoy the STDs pal

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby stev » May 22nd, 2019, 12:59 am

rollingstock wrote:De op don't have tabanca
He have a tabantruck


:lol: yuh know how long i aint hear that term

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby matr1x » May 22nd, 2019, 5:45 am

OP is sufferer and she not leaving that money life for him. No woman likes to scrunt.

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby MaxPower » May 22nd, 2019, 8:23 am

rspann wrote:
l33t2 wrote:Listen OP, I'm young too and got caught up a situation earlier this year.

I landed the best chick i ever had, stunningly beautiful, rocking body (like a damn pornstar), fun personality, actually smart......but she was married to a big shot, and was horning him with me....for almost 2 years. I was aware of this situation, but went along waiting for the divorce she promised.

She made it seem like she was just as in love with me as I was with her.

But when he found out, all it took was the threat of a divorce (where she would get very little as they had proof she was horning with me) to keep her in line.

She cut all contact with me.

For carnival, if you see the happy couple she and she husband was - It shows you how fake social media really is, man posting all kinda hearts on she pics saying she's the love of he life, doh mind he know we were bulling down the place a mere 2 months before. Also, he was horning with some venes too, so i guess it worked out for them both.

Lesson learned, women know what they want and if they don't want you, they don't want you.



L33t2. the L in your name is for Lurbz?


More like L for Liar

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby Zetski » May 22nd, 2019, 12:35 pm

l33t2 wrote:Listen OP, I'm young too and got caught up a situation earlier this year.

I landed the best chick i ever had, stunningly beautiful, rocking body (like a damn pornstar), fun personality, actually smart......but she was married to a big shot, and was horning him with me....for almost 2 years. I was aware of this situation, but went along waiting for the divorce she promised.

She made it seem like she was just as in love with me as I was with her.

But when he found out, all it took was the threat of a divorce (where she would get very little as they had proof she was horning with me) to keep her in line.

She cut all contact with me.

For carnival, if you see the happy couple she and she husband was - It shows you how fake social media really is, man posting all kinda hearts on she pics saying she's the love of he life, doh mind he know we were bulling down the place a mere 2 months before. Also, he was horning with some venes too, so i guess it worked out for them both.

Lesson learned, women know what they want and if they don't want you, they don't want you.


d sex was good owah?

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby RedVEVO » May 23rd, 2019, 1:11 am

l33t2 wrote:Listen OP, I'm young too and got caught up a situation earlier this year.

I landed the best chick i ever had, stunningly beautiful, rocking body (like a damn pornstar), fun personality, actually smart......but she was married to a big shot, and was horning him with me....for almost 2 years. I was aware of this situation, but went along waiting for the divorce she promised.

She made it seem like she was just as in love with me as I was with her.

But when he found out, all it took was the threat of a divorce (where she would get very little as they had proof she was horning with me) to keep her in line.

She cut all contact with me.

For carnival, if you see the happy couple she and she husband was - It shows you how fake social media really is, man posting all kinda hearts on she pics saying she's the love of he life, doh mind he know we were bulling down the place a mere 2 months before. Also, he was horning with some venes too, so i guess it worked out for them both.

Lesson learned, women know what they want and if they don't want you, they don't want you.


The woman use you BUT give you a good time

And you vex ?

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby nick639v2 » May 23rd, 2019, 9:21 am

for all da story book ting??? he ketch feelings?? he a boola

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby RedVEVO » May 23rd, 2019, 6:54 pm

nick639v2 wrote:for all da story book ting??? he ketch feelings?? he a boola


6 years old (mentally) must be a bull boy

Do the math .

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby 88sins » May 24th, 2019, 8:14 am

RedVEVO wrote:
l33t2 wrote:Listen OP, I'm young too and got caught up a situation earlier this year.

I landed the best chick i ever had, stunningly beautiful, rocking body (like a damn pornstar), fun personality, actually smart......but she was married to a big shot, and was horning him with me....for almost 2 years. I was aware of this situation, but went along waiting for the divorce she promised.

She made it seem like she was just as in love with me as I was with her.

But when he found out, all it took was the threat of a divorce (where she would get very little as they had proof she was horning with me) to keep her in line.

She cut all contact with me.

For carnival, if you see the happy couple she and she husband was - It shows you how fake social media really is, man posting all kinda hearts on she pics saying she's the love of he life, doh mind he know we were bulling down the place a mere 2 months before. Also, he was horning with some venes too, so i guess it worked out for them both.

Lesson learned, women know what they want and if they don't want you, they don't want you.


The woman use you BUT give you a good time

And you vex ?


y the big surprise. going by the post he sounding more effeminate than the alleged female. which leads me to suspect something fishy about that whole story. cuz females tend to be attracted to manly men, & from what he posted I don't believe he qualifies.

l33t2, next time start yuh story with the following opener, 'once upon a time...'

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby maj. tom » May 24th, 2019, 8:41 am

here's a long sentence for the Friday thread:

lol remember that time Daran log in with another account, created a fantasy story about 3 girls, and then started to reply to himself with another account and talking like a completely different person? And that is how you should have known that he is a psychopath and pathological liar and just ignore everything he ever says in the future with all his alt accounts that he uses to jerk off himself because he is a latent homosexual who has a fear of being exposed, and thus creates elaborate lies and fantasies to boast about his womanizing character to everyone.

p.s. l33t2 is Daran if u didn't know.

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby randolphinshan » May 24th, 2019, 9:19 am

maj. tom wrote:here's a long sentence for the Friday thread:

lol remember that time Daran log in with another account, created a fantasy story about 3 girls, and then started to reply to himself with another account and talking like a completely different person? And that is how you should have known that he is a psychopath and pathological liar and just ignore everything he ever says in the future with all his alt accounts that he uses to jerk off himself because he is a latent homosexual who has a fear of being exposed, and thus creates elaborate lies and fantasies to boast about his womanizing character to everyone.

p.s. l33t2 is Daran if u didn't know.


Nah he/she is Zoomie or De Dragon

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby RedVEVO » May 25th, 2019, 3:08 pm

randolphinshan wrote:
maj. tom wrote:here's a long sentence for the Friday thread:

lol remember that time Daran log in with another account, created a fantasy story about 3 girls, and then started to reply to himself with another account and talking like a completely different person? And that is how you should have known that he is a psychopath and pathological liar and just ignore everything he ever says in the future with all his alt accounts that he uses to jerk off himself because he is a latent homosexual who has a fear of being exposed, and thus creates elaborate lies and fantasies to boast about his womanizing character to everyone.

p.s. l33t2 is Daran if u didn't know.


Nah he/she is Zoomie or De Dragon


So you vex with Daran ?

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby Sōsuke Aizen » May 25th, 2019, 5:11 pm

Yo OP I know the feels of tabanca bro, last year my sister told me she did not want to have sex with me anymore that it feels immoral and wrong....... she said I should get a girlfriend but she still single..... last week I could not resist so I went into the shower when she was there... well it was the most emotional and best sex we ever had but I think it is time for me to move on and so do you

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby RedVEVO » May 26th, 2019, 2:57 am

Sōsuke Aizen wrote:Yo OP I know the feels of tabanca bro, last year my sister told me she did not want to have sex with me anymore that it feels immoral and wrong....... she said I should get a girlfriend but she still single..... last week I could not resist so I went into the shower when she was there... well it was the most emotional and best sex we ever had but I think it is time for me to move on and so do you


^^

I believe this story 100% .
Of all the talk on tuner , this one is 100 % the verdad .

The lie however is " I think .. me .. move on "
Boy now that is lie !




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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby K74T » May 26th, 2019, 4:25 am

Plot twist: redvevo is the sister

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby RedVEVO » May 26th, 2019, 1:06 pm

K74T wrote:Plot twist: redvevo is the sister


If I was his Sister he would get so much pu*ssy

And I would be the biggest h*oe .

But for $$$$.

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Re: I have ah tabanca

Postby Zetski » May 27th, 2019, 4:32 pm

Sōsuke Aizen wrote:Yo OP I know the feels of tabanca bro, last year my sister told me she did not want to have sex with me anymore that it feels immoral and wrong....... she said I should get a girlfriend but she still single..... last week I could not resist so I went into the shower when she was there... well it was the most emotional and best sex we ever had but I think it is time for me to move on and so do you


Ent youz d man who was running like Naruto and screaming in d mall while doing hand signs????

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