whats the stupidest question anyone ever asked about ur car?

[skylinechild]

Bizzare dan, yuh sig real hard to read

you need dhanraj decrypter v.1.2 in order to read the sig....check a south tuner for a copy....

the sig is upside down......

[gastly369]

le in classes
girl ask le "how much batteries you have in your car"
le replies "uhhh 1"
girl "lol my boyfriend have 2 batteries"

le

[DSM_05]

<KFC-osaurus approaches> : Eh fadda, da Tiida ha' rel fyah orrr?

<mihself>: Not really


<KFC-osaurus adjust his bandana>: Yuh try jiffing wit it orrr? (a reference to drifting)

<mihself>:

[r3iXmann]

KFC-osaurus

*wheeze*

[black start]

*opens bonnet to reveal problem giving TOYOTA carburated 21r*
passer-by comes to give assistance, and then asks,


"but where the vvl solenoids?"


i just buss out ah laugh yes, brigde meh starter and buss out

[mazda trix]

ah man with ah bmw drop his car by ah electrician in south to do some electrical work, de man come back two hours later to collect car, he ask de electrician if he get through the electrician replied kinda,only one problem ,i search for two hours but couldnt find de battery.man calmly replies bmw battery does be in the trunk hoss.

[ismithx]

jah boy so called electrician canna use google?????

[Zh@ne]

Gulf city car park -puts the car in reverse
man walks up - Padner yuh reverse oil low
I said to him - What ?
Man said - Yuh reverse oil low, the light come on in the back ..

I couldn't stop laughing ...

[Bizzare]

^^Kinda obvious that was a deliberate joke....

[DSM_05]

^^You even bothered to point that out? If Zh@ne didn't get it the first time.......

[mitsuboi]

Not a question but fella in wrk with an Altezza (actually any where I go) was like:
das a manual??

me: yea

Wa engine?

Me: umm stock 1.6

Eh but da engine fast boi

Me: um NOOO *smh*

Yea boi da engine das run man

Me: God damn ricers *poker face*

[A172]

idiots ask if the water/meth tank in the back is for nitrous

[sadique]

On my way to work ah morning, in traffic , panel van pulls up on d shoulder ...guy looks at my AE80 corolla.....
GUY: Wey u have in dey..SR o wah??
ME: Nah bro... toyota all d way!
GUY: Orr RB??
ME: WTF NO I SAID A TOYOTA ENGINE!
GUY: orrr horr JZ!
ME: YEA BOI DATS IT! * switched lanes*

[New Breed]

Gave someone a drop in d civic 2dr hatch, they went in normal in the back and someone else in the front, when is time 4 them 2 come out...... '' d back door lock or wah'' this happens a lot with d older crowd.

[COROLLA KID]

a man see a R32 skyline and asked if it running a SR...........turns out it really had a SR in it ...lol
^^the rare moments

[rfari]

yuteman by a bodyshop ask if my project car really have a tobo (b5.5 passat). i say yeah, he say nah i lying cuz when i drive in the garage he didnt hear *PHSSSSHHHH*. then yuteman proceeded to challenge me to a race with his bicycle

[Hook]

^^^ ras, d yute was fackin' yuh up

[A172]

...would have been a close race as well.

[rfari]

^^^ ras, d yute was fackin' yuh up

Oh goar hook.

[rfari]

...would have been a close race as well.

Brag and boast about how much fyaz the toy-let have nah son.

[rollingstock]

...would have been a close race as well.

Brag and boast about how much fyaz the toy-let have nah son.

De phoq! nah nah nah

[shogun]

...would have been a close race as well.

Brag and boast about how much fyaz the toy-let have nah son.

Dayum...

[Greypatch]

LMAO>>>

[A172]

...would have been a close race as well.

Brag and boast about how much fyaz the toy-let have nah son.

There's a thread specifically for that in the Car Park.

[rfari]

^^nah son. u lying. srs thing?

[DFC]

i pull up next to ah man in ah skyline by Skinner park traffic light..and i ask him " yuh have ah diesel engine oarr, or maybe yuh driving with yuh handbrakes up"

he steups and start to rev up he engine..and i dunno what he do..but when the light turn green. the car cut off.

and me and my idiot friends real bawl and laugh and drive off in we b14.

[Habit7]

this just happen tonight, not sure if it is a car question:

At the gas station car park, returning to my car a dude comes out of his driver seat with a beer in hand. He then asks me is this a safe place to smoke. I told I dont normally advise ppl to smoke in a gas station. I think he understood and didnt.

[X2]

Officer, "License, Registration & Insurance..."
X2, "1 out of 3 could work ?"
Officer, "No..."
X2, "LoL... well I don't have the 1 anyway..."

[DSM_05]

i pull up next to ah man in ah skyline by Skinner park traffic light..and i ask him " yuh have ah diesel engine oarr, or maybe yuh driving with yuh handbrakes up"

he steups and start to rev up he engine..and i dunno what he do..but when the light turn green. the car cut off.

and me and my idiot friends real bawl and laugh and drive off in we b14.

So in actuality you were in a skyline and cut off at a traffic light?

[Garrett Inside]

i pull up next to ah man in ah skyline by Skinner park traffic light..and i ask him " yuh have ah diesel engine oarr, or maybe yuh driving with yuh handbrakes up"

he steups and start to rev up he engine..and i dunno what he do..but when the light turn green. the car cut off.

and me and my idiot friends real bawl and laugh and drive off in we b14.

So in actuality you were in a skyline and cut off at a traffic light?

Say it ain't so....