Looking for a money lender

[Rimple]

Hello and goodday I'm looking for a money Lender, just got myself in a bind and it's a emergency doesn't matter the how high the interest rate is! Pm me, thanks in advanced.

[rspann]

Looking for a money lender is fine. When they start looking for you it's another story.

[MaxPower]

Hello OP,

Can you give some more details on what transpired?

[shake d livin wake d dead]

Banks are always open OP

[matix]

[rspann]

Hello OP,

Can you give some more details on what transpired?

I hope OP not looking for money to pay the previous money lender.

[skylinechild]

Hello OP,

Can you give some more details on what transpired?

I hope OP not looking for money to pay the previous money lender.

why... what so wrong wit da....

[rspann]

You ever hear about the never ending story?

[nervewrecker]

never gets old

[skylinechild]

You ever hear about the never ending story?

no... how did it end... * grabs pop corn....

[stev]

Hello and goodday I'm looking for a money Lender, just got myself in a bind and it's a emergency doesn't matter the how high the interest rate is! Pm me, thanks in advanced.

wtf? u kinda mad or what?

gather 1/5th of the money u need and take it to Eastern (2 IDs + proof of address + payslip + job letter)....take an over the counter loan for the amount u need...

normally u dont need payslip + job letter but if u need the money asap then u will need to have it....

...pay your loan on time!

...if it's anything illegal then proceed to have intercourse with yourself.

[Rimple]

never gets old

What's this meme about 350?? I would like to know!

[maj. tom]

Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.

We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"

It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-

Oh, it was so scary!

and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." [a long silence follows]

What's tree-fitty?

Three dollars and fifty cents.

Tree-fitty.

He wanted money?

That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"

I gave him a dollar.

She gave him a dollar.

I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.

Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

[maj. tom]

Thomas
[telling his tale to Randy and Sharon] ...And then these aliens had me up on their ship, right? They was probing me and all that.

Nellie
We had taco salad that night.

Thomas
Don't matter what we had for dinner woman! Now this alien had a big head and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me. I said, "What do you want from me, alien?!" and do you know what he said?

Nellie
Tree-fitty.


Thomas
Uh. Let me tell the damn story now! He said, "tree-fitty." And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien, it was that God-damned Loch Ness monster again, trying to trick me into giving him tree-fitty by dressing up like an alien. Don't that just beat all?!

Nellie
I had just given him tree-fitty the week before.

Thomas
What?! You gave that monster another damn tree-fitty?!

Nellie
[somewhat defensive] He tricked me.

Thomas
Well no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house! You keep giving it tree-fitty!

[rollingstock]

How much you need and what do you have as collateral?