stalest joke competiition

[azoturbo]

pat and bas gone fishing...they fishing nearby and both of then line tangle up...but the line start to shake and move...they ketch something.

So two of them start to pull...and both of them pulling their lines and side by side they pull up a shark. The shark bite both lines..so they now arguing who shark it is.
they argue n argue n argue...until they fed up.

So bas say..ok lewwe play ah game...fcuk for fcuk...and who bawl first...loss the shark.
as sick as this game is...pat agreed.

So pat sayin...ahh..boy well my dick big...he sure to bawl..i will go after!
So bas went first and resst it haard on pat.
reall wine up..like ah carnival...ahahha...



hahahahaha

pat take it and laughing....

After pat say..is my turn now!!!

Bas say..is arite..i doh eat shark..u could have it.


heard this joke from my uncle by the way...sick bastards..

ha ha ha

[sharkman121]

^^^wtf dred

[rollingstock]

A trini walking along mayaro beach contemplating life and not paying attention around him cause his life is going nowhere, trip and falls down on the sand, getting up he looks at the ground and sees an old bottle, cussing aloud he kicks it away and stubs his toes, screaming out in pain he grabs the bottle when suddenly a genie appears out of the bottle in a puff of smoke.
Genie, "You have 3 wishes, and 3 wishes only, choose quickly mortal!"

Trini, "I want to be rich"

*poof* he is transported to the largest mansion he has ever seen with gold walkways and crims down lansars as far as the eyes cud see.

Genie, "All u see is yours with an unlimited investment with CL Financial"

Trini, "I want to be handsome!"

*poof* looking into a fountain at his reflection the trini is pleased.

Genie, "last wish choose carefully"

Trini, thinking hard, he has looks and money, what else does he want? blurting out, "I want my dick to touch the ground"

Genie, 'Are you sure?"

Trini, "These are my wishes, don't question me!!!"

Genie waving his hand in the air, a sword suddenly appears in his right hand and with one swoop slices both the trini's legs off.

[Alpha_2nr]

*poof* he is transported to the largest mansion he has ever seen with gold walkways and crims down lansars as far as the eyes cud see

[Mitsubishi Maniac]

*poof* he is transported to the largest mansion he has ever seen with gold walkways and crims down lansars as far as the eyes cud see

Ah now read that line oui........

[richie2428]

ok ok another


it had a brother and a sister that had a freak for a father. any time they wanted any thing they had to please him. the girl said dad i would like some new shoes . father said" either i sleep with u or u give me a blow job then you will get it" the girl decided to give him a blow job . wile doing it she said "dad why does your dick smell like sheit" he said your brother borrowed the car>.>.>>

[Mitsubishi Maniac]

ok ok another


it had a brother and a sister that had a freak for a father. any time they wanted any thing they had to please him. the girl said dad i would like some new shoes . father said" either i sleep with u or u give me a blow job then you will get it" the girl decided to give him a blow job . wile doing it she said "dad why does your dick smell like sheit" he said your brother borrowed the car>.>.>>

ROFLMAO!!!!.........

[evo_chic]

*poof* he is transported to the largest mansion he has ever seen with gold walkways and crims down lansars as far as the eyes cud see

x2
bwahahaha!!

[d spike]

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?






















Hot, cross bunnies!!!!

[evo_chic]

^^ awww.. so cute
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A man died in a horrible fire. Since George had disappeared after the fire. the mortician thought the dead victim could be George. Thus, he asked George's good friends, Joe and Al to identify the body.

Joe came over to the body and said, "He's burned pretty bad, all right: Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George." Thinking the incident strange, the mortician said nothing.

He then brought in Al. Al takes a look at the body and said, "Wow, he's burned to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, the same reply, "Nope, that ain't George."

The mortician said, "How can you tell?"

Al replied, "George had two a**holes." The mortician then said, "What?! How could he have two a**holes?"

Then Al replied, "Everybody knew George had two a**holes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, 'Here comes George with those two a**holes!'"

[nos_specialist]

^^^

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy
bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for
several minUtes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he
started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how
that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

[azoturbo]

^^^

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy
bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for
several minUtes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he
started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how
that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

take winn

[evo_chic]

Ah fella and ah gyul park up in ah back road some distance from town, doing de biznis..

The gyul turn an tell de fella..

"Ah relly is ah hooker an ah duz charge $20 fuh sex."

Well de fella reluctantly paid her, and dey continue to do dey thing.

After de cigarette, de fella just sittin dey in de driver's seat glaring out..

"We ent goin anywhere o wat?" de girl ask.

"Well, ah shudda tell yuh dis earlier, but i is actually a taxi driver, and well to go back town is $25.

[nos_specialist]

^^^ Evo chic so wat u do, did u pay d man or walk ?


One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she
went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food
we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and
she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get
some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we
need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat
and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again
and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so
she did. She said it felt warm and sticky and soft, the little old lady then
said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

[computer smith]

A Machine That Catches Thieves
Don't Laugh!!

In the U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.

In the U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;

Spain , in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;

Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;

Nigeria in 5 minutes it caught 9,000 thieves

Trinidad & Tobago, in 3 minutes the machine was stolen.

[Redman]

Man walks into a Chinnee shop asn asks -Chin! you have pig foot?

Chin say-No No dais jus how Chin walk.




Later

[richie2428]

^^^

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy
bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for
several minUtes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he
started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how
that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

this in tunner all ready.. this is a repost

[Mitsubishi Maniac]

Ah fella and ah gyul park up in ah back road some distance from town, doing de biznis..

The gyul turn an tell de fella..

"Ah relly is ah hooker an ah duz charge $20 fuh sex."

Well de fella reluctantly paid her, and dey continue to do dey thing.

After de cigarette, de fella just sittin dey in de driver's seat glaring out..

"We ent goin anywhere o wat?" de girl ask.

"Well, ah shudda tell yuh dis earlier, but i is actually a taxi driver, and well to go back town is $25.

....

[evo_chic]

^^^ Evo chic so wat u do, did u pay d man or walk ?


One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she
went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food
we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and
she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get
some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we
need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat
and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again
and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so
she did. She said it felt warm and sticky and soft, the little old lady then
said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

i'm sorry, your wit does not impress me.

[hong kong phooey]

She stopped replying to that facebook account and that add.

But on another account I have, she msged me on a new listing I had created last night for a different item.

[bluesteel29]

[Chimera]

She stopped replying to that facebook account and that add.

But on another account I have, she msged me on a new listing I had created last night for a different item.

LOL but daz nuh a stale joke

[fouljuice]

An airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,




















"Here, iron this!".

[reynold1]

nice

[evo_chic]

An airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A trini man stands up, removes his shirt and says,




















"Here, iron this!".

fixed

[bluesteel29]

[nos_specialist]

^^^ Evo chic so wat u do, did u pay d man or walk ?


One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she
went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food
we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and
she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get
some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we
need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat
and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again
and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so
she did. She said it felt warm and sticky and soft, the little old lady then
said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

i'm sorry, your wit does not impress me.

Tryin to impress you is a waste of my time

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumped up out of bed and says 'I've had enough of this damn dog
barking'. She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says 'The dog is
still barking. What have you been doing?'

The blonde says 'I put the damn dog in our backyard, let's see how they like
it.

[evo_chic]

^^^ Evo chic so wat u do, did u pay d man or walk ?


One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she
went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food
we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and
she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get
some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we
need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat
and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again
and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so
she did. She said it felt warm and sticky and soft, the little old lady then
said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

i'm sorry, your wit does not impress me.

Tryin to impress you is a waste of my time

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumped up out of bed and says 'I've had enough of this damn dog
barking'. She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says 'The dog is
still barking. What have you been doing?'

The blonde says 'I put the damn dog in our backyard, let's see how they like
it.

now that's funny.

[evo_chic]

She stopped replying to that facebook account and that add.

But on another account I have, she msged me on a new listing I had created last night for a different item.

LOL but daz nuh a stale joke

It only stale coz

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[LOCO]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.

After about 45 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture two more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we have no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'