stalest joke competiition

[mitsu_chick941]

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'....

[bluesteel29]

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'....

ah eh catch dat joke

[Fuzzle]

A Trini bank robber went into a bank in San Fernando, pull out a gun and said
“everybody lie down on de floor before ah shoot yuh. Ey tella, full up de bag with all de money you have dey”.
He then said to one man on the ground,
“you boy, you see anyting here today?” The man says “yeah boy, i see
wah happen”
The robber then shoots the man point blank in the head…he then asks the
next man lying beside him “wah bout you, you witness anything today”.
The man says
“No, I have meh eyes closed de whole time…but meh wife
see everyting.”

[Trini Hookah]

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'....

ah eh catch dat joke

[SmokeyGTi]

The Mightiest
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey, and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"

Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and rambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

[masterofmindz]

after watching the Matrix, Chuck Norris went down to Zion....New is now known as The Two...

boy u really doh make sense

[ebonysweetness69]

I like that thing that flashing, it's cool!!!!!!!

[Stephon.]

hahahahah vrampersad14
catch FTWWW

[AlliDr]

As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important.

It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people. We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on. Please keep it going! To show your support for Patrick Manning, please go to the end of the list and add your name.




1. Hazel Manning
2.

[Stephon.]

LOLLLLLLL

[sMASH]

As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important.

It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people. We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on. Please keep it going! To show your support for Patrick Manning, please go to the end of the list and add your name.




1. Hazel Manning
2.

i think rowley should be written there too,, but in pencil.

[DJShortCircuit]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.. They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.. The guy is amazed.. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
'You just happened to catch my eye.'

[Stephon.]

that joke had potential

[SmokeyGTi]

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cattle, the rancher says to Amy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

[Chipz]

4 men in a prison cell, A rapist,a murderer,a psycho and a gay. rapist says"if there was a cat here I'd firetruck it till it weak".the murderer says once ur done with it I'll torture it till it screams!!!!". The psycho says "oh and once its dead ill firetruck it till i die". The gay man in the corner very softly says "MEOW

[Chipz]

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny):I want a pistol
S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
...J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

[SMc]

I found out I have an extra chromosone...now I feel down

[axe]

TRUE STORY:

Manning, Enil, and Imbert went to sell their soul to the devil. Manning had it from the highest authority that the devil was in a cave up in a hill in the Northern Range. When they had been in the cave travelling downward for almost a day the devil appear suddenly red and naked and boomed"Allyuh want to see devil? well ah hope allyuh could take this!" he then wagged his enormous penis (which many had confused for a forked tail). Manning, Enil and Imbert start to bawl like ten Tarzan. The devil then said "The only way allyuh gettin away is if all ah you together can match my length...HAHAHAHAH!!!" For the devil was 12 inches in length.
Well at once they drop pants Manning was 5 inches, Enil was 6 inches and they frantically looked at Imbert who was able to make an inch.
The devil screamed in anger "Allyuh get away! The next time allyuh go get it!!!!"
Outside the cave after they had stopped trembling Enil say "Well Patos you have to give me a bigger portfolio cause i save yuh arse today"
Imbert get vex and bawl out "Is I who save allyuh! Allyuh lucky I get a stand!"

[axe]

4 men in a prison cell, A rapist,a murderer,a psycho and a gay. rapist says"if there was a cat here I'd firetruck it till it weak".the murderer says once ur done with it I'll torture it till it screams!!!!". The psycho says "oh and once its dead ill firetruck it till i die". The gay man in the corner very softly says "MEOW

[outlaw101]

lmao @ the vodoo penis one

[Kish]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WATAAAAARR!

[mitsu_chick941]

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.

The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.


Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,...... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

[jsali]

What does the PNM & a small maxi taxi have in common?




12 seats

[stev]

lmao @ 12 seats...


a white girl came from USA to trini and run across d bus route, ah maxi man shouts to her.."AYE, YUH COME HERE TUH DIE?" ... she replied: "no no sir, i came here YESTER-DIE"


Same gyul gone price plaza and see TGI's.....she start to jump and shout - "TGIF!!!...TGIF!!!"

same time ah triniman passin start to shout at her - "SH!T...SH!T"

She said "TGIF - Thank God Its Friday" ??

He said "SH!T - Sorry Hunny Its Thursday"

[eel7]

why did biggie not go the bus???

Because it was Tu-pac

[Kasey]

if u fishing an ur hat fall in the water, how will u get it back?








wet

[alleykat2020]

You are on a maxi when you suddenly realize, you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod

This sheit hilarious, but tell de truth.......personal experience ?

[DJShortCircuit]

lol na boy ah doh hav ah ipod

[eel7]

One day little johnny went to bathe with his mummy so he asked mummy mummy wat are those two things on top there so she replied johhny those are two fog lights...Next day johhny went to bathe with his daddy so he asked daddy what is dat thing u have there so his father replied johnny that is a snake, he said ok...Next day now he went to bathe with his mummy again so asked mummy mummy what is that there she said thats the bush....he said ok....

Night comes now he says mummy daddy i want to sleep with your'll....they said ok....so mummy and daddy doing there stuff now..Johnny wakes up MUMMY MUMMY!!! WAKE UP!! PUT ON THE FOG LIGHTS THE SNAKE TRYING TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH!!!!

[fouljuice]

Q:how are women like condoms?













A:They spend 90% of their time in your wallet and 10% on your d1ck