Married, single, looking....?

[Snags]

[Game Trader]

larafan...that pork halaal?

[larafan]

Game Trader,

depends on who it belong to

[ShaKarz]

[AllTrac]

Meh doo-doo....we haf to talk ....i want to run away from this dotish-arse man and be with you. Meet me by the usual place...under the chataine tree....ah hope de pinesol yuh drink ease up the gripe you had. Yuh tink it kill all de hookworms?

roflmao

[Psycho_chick]

HA HA HA HA HA
nice one, flaming heart

[horsepwrjunki]

eh heh is so?. well.. fine dey gawan fron here oman.. take yuh clothes an begawn and LEAVE MEH SILVERWARE eh doh feel i aint know bout yuh sticky fingers eh.. dat an meh rum daymit oman u is de only person i now dat could drink more dan strauss.. wehy... aye aye... leave dat dat is not urs girl ..hear wha.. u want it fine take it.. WHAT NO I NOT GOIN AN DROP YUH TO MEET HIM.. make him come fuh yuh.. once yuh could get in he cart and get away before ah load de 12 gauge... eh heh.. stueps.. hear wah.. yuh done see how yuh cause merrie to vex wit meh after our midday apontment while yuh was out makin deliveries... stueps.. blu yuh really want dat evil ness gawan. dat is urs.. just doh tell she bout yuh wife an yuh outside woman eh....

[ShaKarz]

u is de only person i now dat could drink more dan strauss.. wehy... eh....

AHAHAHA ... d man got set as a benchmark for drinkin now....

[horsepwrjunki]

.. hear what.. i went an talk to de old man down de road in de parlour under de mago tree .. ah buy him a piti quart ah ponchen an we had a lil chat... u go with him.. when yuh realise he faults.. den yuh go see yuh mistake.. dat an as be man say.. MORE RUM FOR ME MORE RM FOR ME>. lol.. dat old man is kicks oui....

[adri 2nr]

single..

[Game Trader]

LEAVE MEH SILVERWARE eh doh feel i aint know bout yuh sticky fingers eh..

Leave yuh silverware????? Look man..doh play up in yuh arse...like yuh smell yuh own fart an ketch malkadi or wha? Like yuh forget when we now meet, you was ah good fuh nothin kakaras who used to dig latrine fuh people? Is because ah me fadder dat we have all what we have.

An doh play man now just cause de neighbours hearing everyting. Yuh does take yuh licks nice an easy and doh say ah word...so listen tuh me now...pack yuh gangi bag and get out ah me house.

[larafan]

but eh eh....

is wha going on here??


don't player hate...fellate

[horsepwrjunki]

what.. dat is how yuh go change up de story so.. ut what de arse who yh feel yuh is eh oma?.. yuh fadda?.. yuh fadda.. who yuh tink de old man ah talk to was?.. but waht de jan i does be hearin hear dis nah.. yeah it b/c yuh fadda we dose have all dis.. yuh hear.. is meh seein he so make meh never wanna be liek dat.. eh yeha .. i ha no shame i used to dig latrine.. meh an me crew used to build whole house. but what de arse..i does take eh liks yes b/c i know no matter what yuh say yuh car find no body like meh.. eh heh.. yuh know de neigours does be hearin yuh bawlin in extasy when we go at it.. so me aint knwo waht yuh talkin bout. fine.. go wit blu rolla but when yuh realise he just wnated yuh b/c i wouldnt let him drive me turbo cart and he is really ah old foggiee dat go be yuh buisness... doh try an bring yuh sexy part chinee arse back from yuh "shed" all yuh does be in.. me aint now why de arse we decide to come hear while de house getin built yuh know.. i tell yuh let we go marriot an stay.. nah u bawl how yuh want to be by mamiee i say fine b/c me aint care i wanted yuh happy... lil did i know dat it was yuh aunt house yuh was by back in de day an de shed next door was mamiee where when she take she dentures out it dose prevent we from turning with out causin one a dem galvanese to pop orf..nah hear dis yuh tink dat mariedd ol man is waht uh want.. fine.. sign on yuh msn we go discuss terms

[Game Trader]

what you bawling me up so for? You like how macomeh larafan done mining we business....yeah...look...he big barracuda eye watching we through we own damn window! Yuh did ask him back for de $5 you lend him? You feel is ah money tree we have growing in de back? And you doh talk about my mudder and fadder cause yours didn't give ah five cents tuh buy ah nail when we was building.

Buh eh eh..wha yuh trying to do? You want to hit meh? You playing man? You want meh tell all the neighbours what you cyan and cyannot do? Hit meh...ah say hit meh if you feel you is man!!!

Oh lawwd...why I marrid this man for? He sucking meh blood...if de ground could open now now I go fall in...

[Snags]

what you bawling me up so for? You like how macomeh larafan done mining we business....yeah...look...he big barracuda eye watching we through we own damn window! Yuh did ask him back for de $5 you lend him? You feel is ah money tree we have growing in de back? And you doh talk about my mudder and fadder cause yours didn't give ah five cents tuh buy ah nail when we was building.

Buh eh eh..wha yuh trying to do? You want to hit meh? You playing man? You want meh tell all the neighbours what you cyan and cyannot do? Hit meh...ah say hit meh if you feel you is man!!!

Oh lawwd...why I marrid this man for? He sucking meh blood...if de ground could open now now I go fall in...

LMAO, WHAT THE firetruck! hahahaha, so dramatic too, you all killing me, LOL nah boy, hahaha

[ShaKarz]

Game Trader and Horsepwrjunki I hereby offer you two a spot to act in Royal Palm

[Snags]

^Lol you two on a whole higher level of sheit talk there yes, lmao

[seanf3000]

man...this is like watching Sugan Cane Arrows or No Boundaries yes!!

[horsepwrjunki]

SALT SHAKER GO DRINK YUH MILK AN GO H YUH BED IT IS PAST YUH BED TIME...


deeann dahlin yuh know ah put de money tree inside de office and not on de patio.. oh lorse yuh mixin meh up wit dah bald head ol fogiee yuh foolin wit... and yes larafan give meh back meh $5 he wanted to borrow one ah we cars ds time so he could go check flaming heart dong in mayaro dey .. and is u bring up yuh moms an pops.. yuh knwo me an dem does pull good.. i have nuttinagainst dem.. and yeah meh parents aint do nutin fuh wee.. why?.. b/c i was stupid enough to ask yuh to marry meh.. i tough yuh did love me .. dey wasn't for it..
me aint realy care what yuh tell de niebs an dem.. is u who always studyin what dey go tink if we ut new rims on de older range or if i take yuh cl500 to go get gucci interior.. yuh know i doh buisness....stueps...and yuh well know i doh lash yuh unless yuh beggin meh to. while... what de.. SALT SHAKER GO IN YUH BED FADDA AYE>> DOH MAKE MEH CALL YUHMUDDA FUH YUH YUH KNOW>> DIS IS BIG PPL TALK WTF.. what de arse wrong wit dis child....yes doodoodat is why ah car understand why yuh wanna go wit dis fool an leave meh.. ah suckin yuh what.. i didnt hear yuh complaini b4.. in fact the only thing i heard (and the rest of the neibs) were u screamin in throws of ext... wtf.. SALTSHAKER I NOT KIDDIN BOI> GO HOME.... stueps..

[serendipity]

oh gord these posts getting too long to read dred

[larafan]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA


is wha really going on here??



AHAAHAHAAHAHA


allyuh go make meh buss meh pokey wit laff

[serendipity]

Why you all calling my name in allyuh 3-some

[Snags]

^LMAO@threesome

[Game Trader]

What u boofing up de chile for? You know how he get big? You tote 'im fuh nine months? Salt Shaker pooh-pooh...go pee in de pozy and go sleep...yuh know how yuh does only pee bed....son, yuh fadder is ah jackarse...just doh be like him when yuh get big eh...go..go doh-doh...

An dem two wotless friends you have calling you outside. Dat mama-man sean and dat ole tief snags. Look...just give meh ah $5...anytime sean pass 36 does play...ah tired tell yuh about liming with dem...but is only friens and friens...ah go see where dey go put yuh...meh blood cyah stand dat snags fella..he like a blasted ole crook ah tell yuh...who you think is the panty tief in the village?

Anyways mister man...I go see de end ah you...yuh stinkin ole liard...yuh want people to feel you does give good sexin...why yuh doh say how de ting half dead and yuh borrow viagra from larafan...buh it didn't work...yuh juss get stiff neck instead...yuh want people tuh feel you is Rambo...de only screams coming out ah dis house is yours when ah beating yuh like ah fish...

[larafan]

BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAH


dis is some funny sheit!!!!


AHAHAHAHAHHAHA...



oh gawd....game trader u is de funniest poster here yes...

AHAAHHAHAAHA


snags get call ole teef...AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

[ShaKarz]

who you think is the panty tief in the village?

[horsepwrjunki]

but what de arse.. look nah woman.. even self if larafan hada use viagra.. snag is de ol panty tief.. and sean is de arse. doh be talkin bout meh friend a dem so nah woman.. b/c it is dem same felas dat did come an help meh move all yuh shiet in here.. ... i not sexin yuh good.. alright.. good gwan yuh way then.. when yuh realise dat yuh losin a good thing yuh wil be sorry.. dragin meh name through de mud.. and den yuhexpect to get half.. wtf wrong wit yuh.. fine.. and u tellin meh bout boofin de chile up but u gwan at tell be boy he fadda is a jack arse.. yuh aint see how yuh twoface.. stueps.. lawd from u i lear that beauty is nto a reason to marry jed oui.... u go ahead.. when blurolla come antell yuh de truth dat he doh want yuh arse.. yuh know itis straight back by mamiee yuh go hadda go..

[Psycho_chick]

WTF why my name getting called in all this comess?

aye boy, next time yuh wife show up by my gate calling me a home wrecker and thing... i calling the police eh.... and i go tell she who was chasing who.
stueps... now my man want to know what going on... game trader, you better come and tell him it was all a mix up, if you leaving your man, that's your business but mines rich... i eh ready to leave him yet.

and wtf? why i gettin serve with notice to appear in court to testify?
and all meh nieghbours talking... you see what that blasted man and he lies cause.
game trader, FOR THE LAST TIME, i never come near yuh man... he was only lying cause he couldn't stand that u cheating on him, so to save face and feel like a man, he telling one set a lies bout me and he.
you done beating him yet? cause i have my belna and my broom ready for he... when i done, he goh learn not to tell lies anymore.

oh btw, if yuh want u could warn him, my man outside sharpening he cutlass eh.

[horsepwrjunki]

but what de arse.. look who de hell call me today to ask meh for a lil quality time.. eh??.. phone records doh lie yuh know,... eh merrie. any way... yeah i go admit it. i agreed b/c if she wanna give horn let she take.. im sorry u thought it was any thing other ...and doh start that othing happend shiet.. i have all the hotel ,movie an restaraunt recipets..not to mentione afidavits from the tellers , counterstaf and watiers.. so u doh start.. let he sharpen he cutlass nah... .. we go see who can inflict more damage.. whey meh 12gauge.... look nah i did tell allyuh i have no reason to prove to nobody nutin...allyuh continue wit allyuh slander ..

[ShaKarz]

Here daddy, the AK47 you told me to hide in case of emergency