whats the stupidest question anyone ever asked about ur car?

[ScHoolboySoloQ]

I bought the car with seat covers and one day I just get fed up of it so I fling it way. An evening I went to pick up a girl. She walked up to the car normal, hopped in and we started casually conversing.

15 minutes later
Her: Wait wait wait! You buy a new car!?

A brethren of mines told me "why you bothering to wash your car? Rain will fall and it will get dirty again anyways."
Me: When you take a shet why you does bother to wipe?
Him: ummmmm silence

[daring dragoon]

best is you stick a 'FOR SALE' sign on your car and people go ask if you selling the car. like if i go just sell the windshield.

[ruffneck_12]

I bought the car with seat covers and one day I just get fed up of it so I fling it way. An evening I went to pick up a girl. She walked up to the car normal, hopped in and we started casually conversing.

15 minutes later
Her: Wait wait wait! You buy a new car!?

A brethren of mines told me "why you bothering to wash your car? Rain will fall and it will get dirty again anyways."
Me: When you take a shet why you does bother to wipe?
Him: ummmmm silence

Well big man ting I does be outiside in the elements all day with no clothes on

So I dont bother to wipe since mother nature takes care of that for me