stalest joke competiition

[realinstinct]

if you hit a man on his head with a ketchup bottle wat sound will it make?




Matouks!!!!

[joker]

Howd You Know Jesus Was A Drag Racer? .........














































He Died On The Cross

my joke


banzai sitting by the wharf
<wais de scene boi rasta?>
well I an I rastafari waiting for the I BUS>













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I TAKE A BIG STONE And buss he eye !

[Zeriam]

why oysters dont give to charities





cause their shellfish

[Zeriam]

What did the neck tie say to the hat



you go on ahead and i'll hang around for a while

[chasemeifyoucan]

What did Mr. Owl say to his secretary when she told him someone was here to see him?






























"Who?"

[joker]

a dog was left in charge of some construction @ home


















4 hrs later the owner returns and asks the dog what did they do
























Dog says "roof"

[jeepers]

a dog was left in charge of some construction @ home


















4 hrs later the owner returns and asks the dog what did they do
























Dog says "roof"

:lol:

[BessD]

Hear dis one here


Wah is d bess vitamin fuh makin frends

















give up?























B1

[chasemeifyoucan]

alyuh head bout de baby who born during ah earthquake?








































dey name him ashok

BUHAHAHAHA

[jeepers]

so it had a trini,bajan and jew goin iun the garden



the trini climb the tree first n fell.







i did say stale right??

[chasemeifyoucan]

so it had a trini,bajan and jew goin iun the garden



the trini climb the tree first n fell.







i did say stale right??

stale doh mean senseless

[roshan01]

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!'

The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.

The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The guy remarks, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

She says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!'

[Mr. Cheese]

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL HEARD OF THE RECENT TRAGEDY IN TRINIDAD. IT WAS ON TV 6 LAST NIGHT.
A BANDIT TRIED TO BREAK INTO COURTS DEPARTMENT STORE ON HIGH STREET SAN FERNANDO. HE DECIDED TO CUT THROUGH THE ROOF TO GET IN. PROBLEMS FOR HIM....... AFTER CUTTING THE HOLE, HE SLIPPED AND FELL INTO THE STORE.
THE POLICE SARGEANT INVESTIGATING SAID IT WAS THE WORST CRIME SCENE HE HAD SEEN IN HIS TWENTY YEARS ON THE FORCE........THE MAN'S BODY WAS CUT IN TWO.


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HE FELL ON A SHARP TV.

[kaiger]

Mr. Cheese, das is rel cheesy joke
bwahahahaha

[integra]

STALEST JOKE EVER
WON THE STALEWST JOKE COMPETITION IN COLLEGE IN 1988 WITH THIS ONE
ANYBODY WANNA TEST TRY BUT YOU HA TO COME GOOD

bE HONEST EH

hERE IT IS






























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TALK NAH
IT SO STALE YOU HA TO GO BACK AND SEE IF YOU MISS SOMETHING.
THAT WAS IT

235

NOTHING MORE
HA HA!!!!

[madman2961]

how to stop a rasta from falling in your bed?











































put velcro on your roof

[30hz]

allyuh, i real sorry for this one

why the bandit couldn't break into the rasta house










cuz he had dread locks

[SmokeyGTi]

madman2961,

[rumbelly]

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles .....























... Sparky

[roshan01]

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: &nb sp; 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just
one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
&nbs p; the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to
the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!'

[chasemeifyoucan]

What does a dog say when walking backwards?











































"floor" "floor"

[Mr. Cheese]

My internal medicine doctor gave me a referral to a urologist. I went
yesterday. She's 29, beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I had to stop masturbating. I asked her why.




























She said, Because I am trying to examine you...

[playmaster]

why was the maths book sad























cause it had plenty problems

[playmaster]

y the taxi driver throw his watch out the window





















to see time fly

[playmaster]

why the skeleton could not go to the party























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































because he had no boby

[jeepers]

ah think yuh kinda ah over do it qith the space between question and answer.by the time i see d answer i forgot the question.

[SmokeyGTi]

alyuh head bout de OTHER baby who born during ah earthquake?






































dey name he Shekhar

[rumbelly]

bump

[Mr. Cheese]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chroma plated 38a revolver
so you will alwaysa remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me you Rolex
watch instead?"

"Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wifa, a lotsa money, a biga house and maybe a couplea bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do thena?


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You gonna point to you watch anda say, "Times up? "

[Vinesh]

y did the toilet paper roll go down the hill?????



































to get 2 the bottom!!!!!