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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 8:47 am

pablo_tt wrote:jeepers, there is a phone yuh have that ah wanna talk bout dey.


Go hit yuh a PM later


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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 8:55 am

A man in the middle of the ocean on a boat and his hat fall in the water. how will he get it back???


































WET :D
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Postby JUS4SHO » November 27th, 2007, 9:06 am

want to here a fast joke?
























want to hear another?
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Postby joker » November 27th, 2007, 9:13 am

^^ yuh want to hear the joke bout the rope?































lewwe skip that one nah.... :|
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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 9:17 am

Ever hear the joke about the bed???















It aint make up yet
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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 9:19 am

what about the joke about the butter??

























nah !!that one will Spread
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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 9:20 am

Ever Hear the Joke about the sky???


















That one too high for all yuh
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Postby varung » November 27th, 2007, 9:29 am

OHHH GYAD...I READ SOME GOOD ONES DEY.
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Postby joker » November 27th, 2007, 9:36 am

eva hear the joke bout jeepers,














he is a set up :x
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Postby dark_karate » November 27th, 2007, 9:38 am

wat is bruce lee's favorite drink????











WATAH!!!!!(water) :roll:
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Postby nigel.g » November 27th, 2007, 9:53 am

Why in a
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Postby SurGTR » November 27th, 2007, 9:59 am

roydan wrote:A ZERO '0', AND AN EIGHT '8' walking down the road so zero '0' turns to eight '8' and says...



HEAR nah partner why you have to wear yuh belt so TIGHT


buh dum bum chingggg :shock:


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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 9:59 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^rofl^^^^^^^^^^

JOKERnah i aint forget yuh

i hav yuh in mind still.just aint ready yet.


okay baby joke..

a happy mother jus finished give birth asked the doctor

so doctor what it is a boy or a gurl??

doctor crack buckshot towards baby.
*a bit scared* and said..i aint know?but if it move i will kill it!!!!
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Postby nigel.g » November 27th, 2007, 10:03 am

What.
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Postby SurGTR » November 27th, 2007, 10:10 am

Frank: Hey Jim, what is an idiot?
Jim: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Frank: No.
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Postby SurGTR » November 27th, 2007, 10:11 am

Q: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
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Postby SurGTR » November 27th, 2007, 10:12 am

*The hot dog vendor gives him the dog and the buddhist gives him a $20.*

Buddhist - Hey, where's my change?
Vendor - Change must come from within.

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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 10:24 am

^^^^ :lol:
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Postby ImprezaDriver » November 27th, 2007, 10:39 am

why is 6 afraid of 7???









because 7 -8- 9

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Postby ChristianRD » November 27th, 2007, 12:10 pm

ImprezaDriver wrote:why is 6 afraid of 7???









because 7 -8- 9

:shock:


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Postby Strauss » November 27th, 2007, 12:52 pm

nigel.g wrote:Why in a gangster's wedding no food is served?


Badman doh cater :roll:


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Postby ilovebeti » November 27th, 2007, 1:01 pm

nigel.g wrote:Why in a gangster's wedding no food is served?




Badman doh cater :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-)
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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 1:55 pm

my mother sent me to buy a colour tv






























ah come back and ask her what colour :(
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Postby South Man » November 27th, 2007, 2:05 pm

Knock Knock





















Whos dey?











Lil boy blue!






Lil boy blue Who?












Micheal Jackson :lol:
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Postby South Man » November 27th, 2007, 2:24 pm

Yo daddy so short, he fraid to get off the carpet alone
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Postby SmokeyGTi » November 27th, 2007, 2:25 pm

jeepers wrote:my mother sent me to buy a colour tv






























ah come back and ask her what colour :(



take win!
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Postby South Man » November 27th, 2007, 2:27 pm

Yuh mudder so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white. :mrgreen:
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Postby South Man » November 27th, 2007, 2:30 pm

Yuh mudda so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet. :|
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Postby Maserati » November 27th, 2007, 2:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: some good ones
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Postby crazybalhead » November 27th, 2007, 2:42 pm

Ah kinda longish one...

A man walks into a bar that his padna says has the most amazing thing. While he there a guy from in the bar walks into a ring with a 20 foot crocodile, takes out his penis rests it in the crocs mouth closes the teeth so they are just baaaaarely touching his dick and proceeds to cuff the sheit out of the crocodile.

After bout 20 minutes of this, all the bar patrons are amazed to see the crocodile has not moved a muscle and all the fella business in tact.

So the fella who came for the first time looking at this and his padna watches him and says:

"That thing real easy man, yuh want to give it a try?"

Fella says:

"Maaaaaaaaaaan, I not sure I could keep my mouth open for so long nah!"

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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