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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Kasey » January 31st, 2018, 2:21 pm

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » October 5th, 2018, 3:20 pm

There was a young guy who was really excited to go to his first ever high school dance. He was worried about everything going perfectly. So he spent the entire day of getting ready for the big night. The first thing he did was go to pick up a suit he rented for the occasion. When he got to the rental, there was a long line of kids from his school ahead of them to pick up their suits. So he waited, staring at the time on his phone until he was finally able to pick up his suit and pay. Next he had to pick up a corsage for his date. He went to the florists, but there were several wedding orders being placed, so again he had to wait, nervously, in line. Finally, he got to the end and picked up a corsage. By this time it was getting really close to the time he had to pick up his date. He was nearly to her house when he got held up by construction and had to wait in a line of cars to pass through. But just in the nick of time, he picked up his date and they headed off to the dance. In between dancing, he asks his date if she would like anything to drink, she says yes. So he goes up to the beverage table, and there is no punch line.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby stev » October 5th, 2018, 3:57 pm

^^^ LMAO

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby skylinechild » October 5th, 2018, 6:32 pm

^^^^ :lol: tek win dey stev.....

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby cueball1990 » October 10th, 2018, 3:22 pm

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Rovin » March 8th, 2020, 8:11 pm

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Tortilla_Man » March 12th, 2020, 5:34 pm

how u does make holy water?

take regular water and boil the hell outta it.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby matr1x » March 13th, 2020, 9:47 pm

What sound stuart made when he fall down?



Bodom-pum-chink!

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby aaron17 » March 14th, 2020, 8:39 am

matr1x wrote:What sound stuart made when he fall down?



Bodom-pum-chink!
That joke fell flat.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby 2ndchance » March 14th, 2020, 10:13 pm

aaron17 wrote:
matr1x wrote:What sound stuart made when he fall down?



Bodom-pum-chink!
That joke fell flat.
lol. Good one

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby 2ndchance » March 14th, 2020, 10:24 pm

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby sMASH » March 24th, 2020, 5:43 pm

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby FrankChag » August 2nd, 2021, 11:07 am

Do you know what 50 did when he got hungry?

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » August 2nd, 2021, 11:10 am

You know why 11 was afraid of 7?
7 was from Sealots

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby FrankChag » August 2nd, 2021, 11:19 am

timelapse wrote:You know why 11 was afraid of 7?
7 was from Sealots


^^ :headbang:



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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby matr1x » August 2nd, 2021, 2:00 pm

If a vegan goes down on someone, are they still vegan?

No.


Only if the other person is in a vegetable state

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Gladiator » August 2nd, 2021, 11:04 pm

Somebody please tell Rowley to open up clothes stores.... if my draws get any more holy we would have to make one the Archbishop of Port of Spain... :cry:

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby RedVEVO » August 3rd, 2021, 6:28 am

aaron17 wrote:
matr1x wrote:What sound stuart made when he fall down?



Bodom-pum-chink!
That joke fell flat.


What sound matrix a.k.a slim made when he fall down?


Oof

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby RedVEVO » August 3rd, 2021, 6:34 am

^^

Gary: Matrix, did you or did you not just intentionally make Marlene fall down?

Matrix: Yes, I was trying to prove a point.

Gary: what point?

Matrix: I don't need to leave the country to trip abroad.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » August 3rd, 2021, 6:54 am

matr1x wrote:If a vegan goes down on someone, are they still vegan?

No.


Only if the other person is in a vegetable state
On that note,
The only part of vegetables that I don't like eating is the wheelchair

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby matr1x » August 3rd, 2021, 8:28 am

Chink....get it? He Chinese.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby Zim » August 4th, 2021, 1:09 am

NGL some good ones here.

Q: What's the difference between a fly & an elephant?

A: A fly can fly but an elephant can't elephant :elephant:


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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby stev » August 4th, 2021, 2:05 am

:lol: forgot about this thread


Mexican guy and his nagging wife got stranded in Trinidad cuz of Covid.....just before they were granted a flight back to Mexico the man threw her in Caroni river.....


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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » August 4th, 2021, 6:42 am

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby death365 » August 4th, 2021, 5:37 pm

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby DMan7 » August 4th, 2021, 5:57 pm

Teacher: Spell the word "Uncle"
Student: I can't spell that word it's too hard
Teacher: You ain't going home until you spell the word "Uncle"
Student knowing he will be in class late and wanted to inform his sister so he poked his head outside the class window and shouted to his friend:

"U ent see Ellie?" (UNCLE)

Teacher: That's it! You spelled the word correctly you can now leave class.

Yea ultimate stale joke....

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » August 5th, 2021, 10:28 am

How many Venezuelans does Max Power have working for him?

Juan

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby RedVEVO » August 7th, 2021, 6:41 am

timelapse wrote:How many Venezuelans does Max Power have working for him?

Juan


Powder Puff Lappy bought 6 watches. You could say she have a lot of Time on her hands.

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » August 7th, 2021, 7:29 am

^Since you jump out

Vevo to Max: Dem Venes real sexy eh
Max to Vevo: Yeah boy, I brushing one all week
Vevo to Max: Wait nah, you brushing Juan too?

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Re: stalest joke competiition

Postby timelapse » August 7th, 2021, 7:31 am

IRL Vevo's dad is Sonny Mann.
Vevo's first name is Bhola.

Bhola Mann

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