Stool softener

Postby **crazybalhead** » December 30th, 2008, 7:36 pm

Can somebody explain how this works? Can i get it in a spray can that I can keep in my pocket? Those wooden bar stools in rural rumshops are reeking havok on my gluteal muscles. :cry:

Paradoxx · Postby **Paradoxx** » December 30th, 2008, 7:40 pm

Postby **crazybalhead** » December 30th, 2008, 7:42 pm

Paradoxx, hard stools are no laughing matter.

ronsin1 · Postby **ronsin1** » December 30th, 2008, 7:43 pm

^^^ so you finally went to ah premium hawk and spit bar :lol:

Postby **crazybalhead** » December 30th, 2008, 7:45 pm

You making fun too? You never get an impacted stool? Yuh know when yuh lil junk and siddong too hard.

Paradoxx · Postby **Paradoxx** » December 30th, 2008, 7:49 pm

crazybalhead wrote:Paradoxx, hard stools are no laughing matter.

im sorry....its just that....sigh take my advice

Buy sum Laxall in the local hardware or pharmacy, crush it up into a massive cup of Supligen and go buy a roti from d rastaman by the corner so Seejoor Trace in Penal. Consume all in five minutes and I can assure you that everytime you wish to have an ecounter with stool of any kind it will be so soft you'll want to lick it.

Postby **crazybalhead** » December 30th, 2008, 7:51 pm

How that affecting the stool? That sounding like thing to make yuh tootoo...

ronsin1 · Postby **ronsin1** » December 30th, 2008, 7:59 pm

man buy ah facking cushion and carry it around with you can also use it in the driver seat of those sport up lancers

Postby **tr1ad** » December 30th, 2008, 8:15 pm

geh one ah dem doughnut cushion

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » December 30th, 2008, 8:18 pm

yuh get some loving in the Golden Grove lock down or what?

megadoc1 · Postby **megadoc1** » December 30th, 2008, 8:20 pm

Postby **Duane 3NE 2NR** » December 30th, 2008, 8:24 pm

crazybalhead, I think you have the bar stool upside down

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » December 30th, 2008, 8:27 pm

Then he prob need KY warming or KY his and hers - on sale now btw.

Postby **Team Loco** » December 30th, 2008, 8:30 pm

^^where?

Postby **Greypatch** » December 30th, 2008, 8:31 pm

Duane 3NE 2NR wrote:crazybalhead, I think you have the bar stool upside down

brilliant

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » December 30th, 2008, 8:32 pm

well.ca

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » December 30th, 2008, 8:41 pm

^^ the kind you does see in prayers and thing from back in the day?
That sheit does kill sah.
How about a nice wood bench that have some long and short leg and a set of nail.

Zeriam · Postby **Zeriam** » December 30th, 2008, 9:16 pm

try a rag

Zeriam · Postby **Zeriam** » December 30th, 2008, 9:20 pm

Soundwave wrote:
Zeriam wrote:try a rag

that's so metro...

yes it is

Damien · Postby **Damien** » December 30th, 2008, 11:20 pm

Drink hot milk :lol:

RBphoto · Postby **RBphoto** » December 31st, 2008, 12:31 am

if the stool is hardwood like mora you in ah shitty situation. If it is a soft wood like pine , rub some soap on it to expand the fibers , resulting in a softer seat.

If the soap method does not work to increase comfort , i am afraid the problem is with your postirior. Which may in fact need to be toughened up.