hahahah...wicked poem..doubles man

BlueIce · Postby **BlueIce** » September 4th, 2004, 6:02 pm

> > >Got up this Morning

> >Had nothing to eat

> >Headed straight to the Doubles Man

> >First one I could meet

> > > I said gimme 4 slight

> >Cause I didnt trust the pepper

> >Didnt know that what Id get

> >Was 2 days of Diarrhea

> > > >Diarrhea ..All day on the Toilet Bowl

> >Diarrhea .. so bad I was sweating cold

> >Diarrhea ... so bad I couldnt leave my home

> >Diarrhea .. sitting on the bowl all alone

> > > >Now Ive been at it for hours

> >Not a moment Id like to savor

> >But it got pretty worse

> >Cause I ran out of toilet paper

> > > >Then I got a call from a girl I like

> >Said shes in front my gate

> >Didnt know Diarrhea

> >Would decide my fate

> > > >Diarrhea .. God I had it so bad

> >Diarrhea .. the worst that Ive ever had

> >Diarrhea making my stomach gripe

> >Diarrhea .. with nothing to wipe

> > > >So I tore out my pocket

> >And did the best I could

> >Went outside and met the girl

> >Said she was in the neighborhood

> > > >Then she came up at me quietly

> >I got the feeling of doom

> >Cause I knew I was busted

> >Cause she wanted to use the bathroom

> > > >Diarrhea making me insane

> >Diarrhea couldnt take the pain

> >Diarrhea Now I felt to die

> >Diarrhea so bad it made me cry

> > > >Then she entered the bathroom

> >I remembered my coat

> >I think I remember the pocket

> >Still in the toilet afloat

> > > >Then I heard a fearsome Growl

> >Like a demon from Hell

> >Seems that girl inside

> >Had some Doubles as well

> > > >Diarrhea Im no longer alone

> >Diarrhea No more reason to moan

> >Diarrhea Now I was having a ball

> >Diarrhea Its not so bad after all >

Postby **Monk BANzai** » September 4th, 2004, 6:08 pm

this was a diarhhea of words and a constipation of thought....hahahahaah

Kwissywissy · Postby **Kwissywissy** » September 4th, 2004, 6:13 pm

LMAO good one rover

Postby **Dragist** » September 4th, 2004, 6:18 pm

Rover you real full of sheit :lol:

Maserati · Postby **Maserati** » September 4th, 2004, 8:56 pm

hahhhah lol lol :lol:

blukish · Postby **blukish** » September 4th, 2004, 9:26 pm

wooo lol
blue ice!!
u get that from me!!! lol hahaha big up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1320 · Postby **1320** » September 5th, 2004, 12:49 pm

Postby **worksux101** » September 5th, 2004, 12:53 pm

got in mail already...real funny! :lol:

puta civic · Postby **puta civic** » September 5th, 2004, 3:28 pm

isnt that a song?? or ah mixing it up with the Roti rap ?
:twisted:

scooby · Postby **scooby** » September 5th, 2004, 3:57 pm

anybody know about the panty the man had in he corn soup in St James,, right...ah sure half ah ullyuh eh know about the doubles man who used to rub some channa in sheit b4 he cook it,,,,,,,,,,now..........it have people believe that when they do these sought of things there business will prosper.....remember we are trinis.....

tuners b careful where u eat////

nickie poo · Postby **nickie poo** » January 15th, 2009, 1:51 pm

BlueIce · Postby **BlueIce** » January 15th, 2009, 2:03 pm

wtf a bump from 2004? nickie poo, u ok?

Oleander · Postby **Oleander** » January 15th, 2009, 2:27 pm

LOL..

BlueIce · Postby **BlueIce** » January 15th, 2009, 2:33 pm

oh ho ...shittings in yuh tail today so yuh look for the poem

Sky · Postby **Sky** » January 15th, 2009, 2:48 pm

It's not a poem, its a song called "It's not so bad", by Shyam Singh in his earlier days.
But after Bazai's comment I doh think I doing him a favour :lol: