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Bobby~d wrote:COROLLA KID wrote:Customer reports car wont start after he fits new battery...
That's just hilarious
Xander_25 wrote:After years of owning a N16, wifey and I bought an Elantra this year. So I gone to drive the car for the first time, done read up on how to start the car, etc. and sit down, depress pedal, push button, no juice. Rinse repeat, no juice. I dey almost 5 mins mashing the pedal and pushing the button, start to cold sweat because I thinking I spoil sum. Then I look up and see the instructions flashing infront meh eyes... Press brake pedal and push button to start. Turns out I was mashing the X instead ah d Y... Felt like dunce in dat moment oui.
HSA wrote:Had a small oil leak so had to top up a quart...stop in the quick shop in medford..buy oil and throw it in...dipstick readin good level so i close d bonnet and started to drive...went la romain for bbq...a guy behind me say he see oil leakin wen i move to come home....i say no scene..is a small leak....
Comin up d highway i find d engine makin a different noise...tappets knockin louder.....i pull aside and pop d bonnet....as i raise it all i could see is oil everywhere...i say daiz it...engine mash up.....wen i do check..i forget to put on d oil cover....and lucky thing d cover was still on d air filter.....
make meh care wrote:Decided to change the oil in my sister since i used it alot. you yuh boy jack car and drop out the nut for the oil to drain and thing. Take out oil filter put it in like a boss .Full up the oil and i gone. Change up and ready to go and pick up the girlfriend and halfway down the road all ah hear a bodow and smoke says me. When yuh boy open the bonnet oil over the engine bay and thing. Next thing i forget to tighten the oil filter.Lucky the engine did not lockup. That day i went quiet and engine wash and shock oil the car. sis watch the car and say bess job and thing everything looking new ans shiny. That day meh gyul vex since i did not show up.
Kronik wrote:make meh care wrote:Decided to change the oil in my sister since i used it alot. you yuh boy jack car and drop out the nut for the oil to drain and thing. Take out oil filter put it in like a boss .Full up the oil and i gone. Change up and ready to go and pick up the girlfriend and halfway down the road all ah hear a bodow and smoke says me. When yuh boy open the bonnet oil over the engine bay and thing. Next thing i forget to tighten the oil filter.Lucky the engine did not lockup. That day i went quiet and engine wash and shock oil the car. sis watch the car and say bess job and thing everything looking new ans shiny. That day meh gyul vex since i did not show up.
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Hook wrote:Kronik wrote:make meh care wrote:Decided to change the oil in my sister since i used it alot. you yuh boy jack car and drop out the nut for the oil to drain and thing. Take out oil filter put it in like a boss .Full up the oil and i gone. Change up and ready to go and pick up the girlfriend and halfway down the road all ah hear a bodow and smoke says me. When yuh boy open the bonnet oil over the engine bay and thing. Next thing i forget to tighten the oil filter.Lucky the engine did not lockup. That day i went quiet and engine wash and shock oil the car. sis watch the car and say bess job and thing everything looking new ans shiny. That day meh gyul vex since i did not show up.
Yuh dog you
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HondaB20B wrote:I and a pardnah liming maracas one evening and he decide to sit in the trunk to put on his shoes. He end up leaving the keys in the trunk and close it. He start to panic now cause the keys lock in the trunk. My boy gone to the front, open the front door take out his phone, close back the door and call his wife and tell her the problem. He tells her now to leave south and bring up the spare key . When he hangs up now, i was like why you just dont pull the trunk lever and open the trunk????
HE WAS LIKE .........he calls his wife back and says dont bother..................LOL.
Xander_25 wrote:After years of owning a N16, wifey and I bought an Elantra this year. So I gone to drive the car for the first time, done read up on how to start the car, etc. and sit down, depress pedal, push button, no juice. Rinse repeat, no juice. I dey almost 5 mins mashing the pedal and pushing the button, start to cold sweat because I thinking I spoil sum. Then I look up and see the instructions flashing infront meh eyes... Press brake pedal and push button to start. Turns out I was mashing the X instead ah d Y... Felt like dunce in dat moment oui.
kripplerz wrote:First time polishing car, put on the music(single 12, 4ch amp. etc) a little while into polishing the music stopped. realized the protection light on the amp came on. Started to panic thinking something shorted. scrapped out everything amp,box,backseat,carpet,deck. After about 2 hrs of checking i found nothing and got fedup, decided to park the car in the garage since it was getting dark.
When i turned the key nothing, it was then i realized the battery had died and the protection light came on because of low voltage. i then looked at the mess i made and started to cuss.
HondaB20B wrote:I and a pardnah liming maracas one evening and he decide to sit in the trunk to put on his shoes. He end up leaving the keys in the trunk and close it. He start to panic now cause the keys lock in the trunk. My boy gone to the front, open the front door take out his phone, close back the door and call his wife and tell her the problem. He tells her now to leave south and bring up the spare key . When he hangs up now, i was like why you just dont pull the trunk lever and open the trunk????
HE WAS LIKE .........he calls his wife back and says dont bother..................LOL.
Duane 3NE 2NR wrote:^^ better!!!
when i just started working I just got my first car, a PAU mazda 323
i was so accustomed not having a car back then that i went to work with the car, parked it in the office car park and after work I walked straight past the car and travelled home
when I reached home mom was like "WHERE THE CAR!!!!"
had to travel back to the office to get the car
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