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Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my beer

Postby Monk BANzai » April 18th, 2014, 4:49 am

Dubai -- long champion of all things biggest, longest and most expensive -- will soon have some competition from neighboring Saudi Arabia.

Dubai's iconic Burj Khalifa -- the world's tallest building -- could be stripped of its Guinness title if Saudi Arabia succeeds in its plans to construct the even larger Kingdom Tower in Jeddah -- a prospect looking more likely as work begins next week, according to Construction Weekly.

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby Halfbreed07 » April 18th, 2014, 6:23 am

Serious masculinity issues over there.

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby shogun » April 18th, 2014, 6:41 am

^lol...

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby link » April 18th, 2014, 9:17 am

when yr 'average' desert tribesman walking over hundreds of millions in oil........YUH CUD AFFORD TO SPEN' IT ON ANYTHING...........!!!

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby xtech » April 18th, 2014, 10:13 am

Kind of thing you see in Star Wars just add heavy sky traffic
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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby speedist » April 18th, 2014, 2:32 pm

Ha! Let's see tom cruise climb dat. :neutral:

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Postby ruffneck_12 » April 18th, 2014, 2:34 pm

*drinks Banzai's beer*

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby Speedhunterzz » April 18th, 2014, 2:39 pm

The Signs are listed in roughly chronological order, although the order is not necessarily precise, especially for those in the future.

This is a brief summary of the signs; there are many books, articles, and cassettes etc., which discuss these in greater detail. May Allah enable us to recognize and heed the Signs, and strengthen us in the times of tribulation.

"Are they waiting for anything except the Hour, to come to them suddenly? But its Signs have already come!" (Al-Quran, Surah Muhammad)

Past
1. Splitting of the Moon.

2. Death of the Prophet Muhammad, may Allah bless him and grant him peace.

3. A form of death, which will kill thousands of Muslims. (Understood to refer to the plague of Amwas during the caliphate of ‘Umar ibn al-Khattab.)

4. A major fighting in Madinah (understood to refer to the battle of al-Harrah during the caliphate of Yazid, 63 AH).

5. The Muslim conquest of Jerusalem.

6. The Muslim conquest of Constantinople.

7. Two large groups of Muslims will fight in war.

8. A war between the Muslims and a reddish people with small eyes, wearing sandals made of hair (understood to refer to the Mongol Tatar invasion of the Islamic lands.)

9. A peace agreement between the Muslims and non-Muslims from the yellow race (Chinese, Mongols, etc.)

10. Thirty impostors (Dajjaal) will appear, each thinking he is a prophet.

Present
11. Naked, destitute, barefoot shepherds will compete in building tall buildings.

12. The slave-woman will give birth to her master or mistress.

13. A trial (fitnah), which will enter every Arab household.

14. Knowledge will be taken away (by the death of people of knowledge), and ignorance will prevail.

15. Wine (intoxicants, alcohol) will be drunk in great quantities.

16. Illegal sexual intercourse will become widespread.

17. Earthquakes will increase.

18. Time will pass more quickly.

19. Tribulations (fitan) will prevail.

20. Bloodshed will increase.

21. A man will pass by the grave of another and wish he was in the latter’s place.

22. Trustworthiness will be lost, i.e. when authority is given to those who do not deserve it.

23. People will gather for prayer, but will be unable to find an imam to lead them.

Future
24. The number of men will decrease, whilst the number of women will increase, until for every man there are 50 women.

25. The Euphrates will reveal a treasure of gold, and many will die fighting over it, each one hoping to be the one who gains the treasure.

26. The Romans (Europeans) will come to a place called A’maq or Wabiq, and an army of the best people will go forth from Madinah to face them.

27. The Muslim conquest of Rome.

28. The Mahdi (guided one) will appear, and be the Imam of the Muslims.

29. Jesus Christ will descend in Damascus, and pray behind the Mahdi.

30. Jesus will break the cross and kill the swine, i.e. destroy the false Christianity.

31. The Antichrist (al-masih al-dajjal, the false Christ) will appear, with all his tools of deception, and be an immense trial. He will be followed by 70,000 Jews from Isfahan (present-day Iran).

32. The appearance of Ya’juj and Ma’juj (Gog and Magog), and the associated tribulations.

33. The emergence of the Beast from the Earth, carrying the Staff of Moses and the Seal of Solomon, who will speak to the people, telling them they did not believe with certainty in the Divine Signs.

34. A major war between the Muslims (including Jews and Christians who truly believe in Jesus after his return) led by the Imam Mahdi, and the Jews plus other non-Muslims led by the Antichrist.

35. Jesus will kill the Antichrist at the gate of Ludd (Lod in present-day Israel, site of an airport and a major Israeli military base).

36. A time of great peace and serenity during and after the remaining lifetime of Jesus.

37. Wealth will come so abundant that it will become difficult to find someone to accept charity.

38. Arabia will become a land of gardens and rivers.

39. Society will then decay.

40. The buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daws will again sway in circumambulation (tawaf) around the idol Dhul-Khulsah.

41. A great fire in the Hijaz, seen by the inhabitants of Busra.

42. Three major armies will sink into the earth: one in the east, one in the west, and one in Arabia.

43. An Abyssinian leader with thin shins will destroy the Ka’bah.

44. The huge cloud of smoke.

45. The sun will rise from the west (its place of setting).

46. A gentle wind, which will take the souls of the believers.

47. There is no-one left on the earth saying, "Allah, Allah" or "There is no god except Allah."

48. Eventually the Day of Judgment is established upon the worst of the people, who copulate like donkeys in public.

49. The blowing in the Trumpet by the Angel Israfil, upon which everyone will faint except as Allah wills.

50. The second blowing in the Trumpet, upon which everyone will be resurrected.

By: Dr. Suhaib Hasan

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby speedist » April 18th, 2014, 3:10 pm

Number 24 doh sound dat bad imo. Glenn approves.

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby Rainman » April 18th, 2014, 3:40 pm

Where's the one about the plane and the thing with the subjugation of women and all that other jazz?

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby Goofy » April 18th, 2014, 3:45 pm

That's the rain man version!

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby kjaglal76v2 » April 18th, 2014, 3:57 pm

51. straps bombs to chests & goes abt causing fatalities to those who dont believe our drivel

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby kjaglal76v2 » April 18th, 2014, 3:58 pm

52. imposing our halal crap on others

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby speedist » April 18th, 2014, 4:09 pm

^ Cah really prove all dem ting halal eh. jus sayin.....

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby Dizzy28 » April 18th, 2014, 4:13 pm

50 wimmenz to 1 man.......nice!!

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby link » April 18th, 2014, 4:22 pm

53. demanding Islam be the predominant religion in every community & make shur u hve pa horns to blast over everybody's heads......

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby ~Vēġó~ » April 18th, 2014, 5:54 pm

lol @ th Dubai Friends adchoices....

like the ground floor fancy shmancy roof thingy

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby stev » April 18th, 2014, 6:23 pm

awaiting pics....

@ no. 40

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby kjaglal76v2 » April 18th, 2014, 6:48 pm

44 = 9/11 crash site?

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby Trini Hookah » April 18th, 2014, 8:00 pm

I still pondering over how #11 is a real Prophecy.

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Re: Oh.you thought the Burj Khalifa is the Tallest? Hold my

Postby de_dougla_smurf » April 18th, 2014, 9:15 pm

Beat up on Muslims all you want, they got this right.


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