Help: Bird Problem

[jackie2]

the smell of ammonia will keep bird away. I used it on car b 4 I had a garage.

[X2]

Ummm... dark curtains will make the reflection increase

Use light curtains instead.

The bird is basically horny or pissed... it is seeing it's reflection and thinks it's a female OR thinks it's another bird trying to muscle in on it's territory, which is why it's coming back... might think it's getting mad play or a persistent squatter.

The bird will stop after breeding times pass... the only way to stop it short of killing the poor bird is to stop the reflection.

[kitkathy]

Ummm... dark curtains will make the reflection increase

Use light curtains instead.

The bird is basically horny or pissed... it is seeing it's reflection and thinks it's a female OR thinks it's another bird trying to muscle in on it's territory, which is why it's coming back... might think it's getting mad play or a persistent squatter.

The bird will stop after breeding times pass... the only way to stop it short of killing the poor bird is to stop the reflection.

Was thinking the same thing.

[EL JEFE]

Put dynamat on the inside of the windows. It will dampen the noise.

lol good one.

[X2]

i think that just makes it hard for the bird to comfortably stand.

If there is space on the ledge, you can use the method they use to stop pigeons from landing... a piece of wood with nails driven thru... birds can't land on the pointy edge of the nails.

[cinco]

put sum black disinfectant on the ledge the scent will run it

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

......Ok i have this plan, the ledge it comes n sits on is kinda thin, what i wanna do is run a piece of uninsulated wire along the ledge...then plug it into an extension cord, when he lands, pwnage

hahahhah..


Soundin like a plan for..

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

it may in this case..
Apparently birds on a wire *rofl* dont get shocked as a human would cause its not grounded...
but in the case of a window sill (ground) you can hope that one of his claws are on the sill and the other on the wire..

Better yet, but some bread on the wire...

[cinco]

aite to be real stink
all u hadda do is soak channa/dhal/bread in some rum an put it on the windowsill then watch the bird try to fly off and u cud go pick him up

[cinco]

never tried meth spirit
but should be just as good
yuh hav nuttin to lose by tryin it

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

birds dont drink alco

[zodiaque]

We had a serious pigeon prob on a property once, odered in a similar product to the top one on this page

http://www.bird-x.com/products/bproof.html

Used it where the birds limed and they stopped coming back.

[jackie2]

birds dont drink alco

[cinco]

buh dey does eat crix

[RapToR]

after u catch it, cook it................might taste like chicken

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

than add alco..

[doggal]

try glue (the one found in trees)...he/she will stick to it and you could catch him and release him far...far...far away...or give it to olton's sons..

[InDeForest]

Go in sports and games and get a marksman slingshot, tho it hurts me to injure or kill any of those usually cool quiet birds, black birds however, I have no mercy or tolerance for.
In the meantime, just relax and be glad its not a jumbie bird (barn/screech owl), because as God is my witness, that talk is for real.

[rice-a-roni]

Ummm... dark curtains will make the reflection increase

Use light curtains instead.

The bird is basically horny or pissed... it is seeing it's reflection and thinks it's a female OR thinks it's another bird trying to muscle in on it's territory, which is why it's coming back... might think it's getting mad play or a persistent squatter.

The bird will stop after breeding times pass... the only way to stop it short of killing the poor bird is to stop the reflection.

Was thinking the same thing.

But how come the bird stop attacking that window as soon as I put those drapes?

[cinco]

hoss duct tape wont stick
u need sumtin stickier
like the glue rat traps
laglee is just tree sap
wat alco u use on d bird?
white rum normally does the trick if not forres park in he skin

[cinco]

good question

buh yuh know the easiest way to get rid of d bird just wet it everytime it comes
eventually it will get fed up of gettin wet

[SyrianAli]

lol pios, must be d dude from trinimuslims who was PMing u n threatenin u, daz maybe his big way of makin u pay for not apologising

[SyrianAli]

try putting sum evo stick on d duct tape n see if it works....

[doggal]

nah..no bird..nuff pets..use the laglee...I had someone catch some that were bothering me every morning by pecking on the window...

[doggal]

kept them for himself..he's a bird man
but it works great...try it...

[De Dragon]

Captain P advocating bird killing This is one for the end of days thread

[cinco]

dats d real thing pommectyre tree sap
buh i doh know how u go keep it wet

[cheese pie]

padna get a piece of wood like a 1 by 4 , take as may headless nails and pound it in , and take it so that the pointy side faces up and rest it on the ledge , make sure that the board and the nails cover the ENTIRE ledge , the bird will come and try to sit and not be able to and fly away ,

please dont kill the bird

[WarriorPoet]

Hey a lil late hope bird still alive

Wind chimes will work but then noise is what u trying to avoid

Wipe the glass and spray ledge with some stong ammonia or other smelly cleaning fluids bird will avoid

Garfield was stuck inside glass no???
still have a reflection
stick some brown paper on bottom half of window ie birds eye view on outside for a week

bird will reach and eventually realise he not getting any action

dont kill the bird

please ? LOL

i mean the muslims vex u too
but u didnt kill them... did u ?

[De Dragon]

I doh think it have enuff sap for what i want to do

How to extract more sap ?

Try some Guiness/seamoss/punch/A/C