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Postby Advil » November 26th, 2007, 6:05 pm

A man walks into a bar
























































*ouch*
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Postby Advil » November 26th, 2007, 6:08 pm

A bologna sandwich walks into a bar and says... "hey Bartender, lemme have a beer"

The Bartender replies"Sorry, we don't serve food here"
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Postby krazy4carz69 » November 26th, 2007, 6:28 pm

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
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Postby joker » November 26th, 2007, 6:40 pm

were you the parrot ?
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Postby jeepers » November 26th, 2007, 6:48 pm

whats the difference between a fly and a mosquito????





























a fly can fly!!but a mosquito can not mos-quit-to
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Postby Dragsta » November 26th, 2007, 6:58 pm

How yuh put ah Elephant into a fridge?






























jus open d door and put him in! :wink:
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Postby Dragsta » November 26th, 2007, 6:59 pm

how do put ah Girrafe in a fridge?










































open d fridge, take out d elephant and put een d Girrafe :roll:
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Postby Dragsta » November 26th, 2007, 7:05 pm

it have a meeting in d jungle, all d aminals there besides 1, which one?


















































d Girrafe, bcause he in d fridge :x
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Postby Dragsta » November 26th, 2007, 7:07 pm

yuh hadda cross d river, but it full of hungry alligators, and u have no boat, how yuh reaching d next side?














































jump in d river and swim, bcause all d alligators in d meeting
:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby cacasplat3 » November 26th, 2007, 7:14 pm

^^^^^^^take 10 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby G-T » November 26th, 2007, 7:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Snyper » November 26th, 2007, 8:02 pm

Ah car bounce ah cow




























Beef
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Postby jeepers » November 26th, 2007, 9:36 pm

what is bounty killer favorite colour



















yellow(in bounty killer accent)
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Postby jeepers » November 26th, 2007, 9:42 pm

what is garlin favorite sport??























bunji jumping
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Postby jeepers » November 26th, 2007, 9:44 pm

what is a bread favorite soft drink??????























































SLICE :D :D


ah goin n sleep with that one
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Postby copper_shot » November 26th, 2007, 10:54 pm

well i aint read the other posts... so forgive me is a repost

but the other day 2 crix walkin down the road and a car bounce one

the other one was like OH CRUMBS!
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Postby pablo_tt » November 26th, 2007, 11:34 pm

Snyper wrote:Ah car bounce ah cow




























Beef




tek win!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Sky » November 26th, 2007, 11:58 pm

2 pack ah nuts walking down the road.





























One was assaulted...
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Postby Sky » November 26th, 2007, 11:59 pm

An apple and a cucumber was in a fridge.
The apple said, " Wow it's mighty cold in here."
The cucumber said, " OMG A TALKING APPLE!!!"
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Postby Razkal » November 27th, 2007, 2:57 am

what u call a blind deer?



























no idea :|
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Postby Razkal » November 27th, 2007, 2:57 am

what u call a blind deer with no legs?




















still no idea :|
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Postby Razkal » November 27th, 2007, 2:58 am

what u call a blind deer with no legs and no dick?



























still no fcuking idea :|
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Postby jeepers » November 27th, 2007, 6:12 am

whats chuck norris favorite speaker?????





























kicker :o (round house kick comes to mind)
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Postby pablo_tt » November 27th, 2007, 6:25 am

jeepers, there is a phone yuh have that ah wanna talk bout dey.


Go hit yuh a PM later
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Postby SmokeyGTi » November 27th, 2007, 7:59 am

ah Bermudez truck mash a cockroach on de road yesterday

all eh hear was cricks!
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Postby SmokeyGTi » November 27th, 2007, 8:00 am

ah rice truck an ah peas truck get in ah accident yesterday


P-LAW!
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Postby G-T » November 27th, 2007, 8:07 am

SmokeyGTi wrote:ah Bermudez truck mash a cockroach on de road yesterday

all eh hear was cricks!


dat not stale... :lol: :lol:
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Postby ChristianRD » November 27th, 2007, 8:13 am

Can two vegetarian rappers have beef with each other ???
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Postby ChristianRD » November 27th, 2007, 8:21 am

Your Hair Smells Good....Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a \

lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that

her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her

complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to

file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor

is puzzled by this decision and asks, "what's sexually threatening about a co-

worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget
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Postby SmokeyGTi » November 27th, 2007, 8:24 am

if yuh choke ah smurf, what color it go turn?
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