So M. Joseph is now ah comedian...The Murder 2009 Toll

evo-STI-k · Postby **evo-STI-k** » May 15th, 2009, 7:51 am

what yuh mean "NOW" boi patch- hes always been a comedian and he always will be a comedian in charge of the homeee cides as he pronounces it!

:lol:

avinashr · Postby **avinashr** » May 15th, 2009, 7:52 am

"ladies and gentlemen our anticrime initiatives have been delayed........ they havent been formulated as yet", MJ

evo-STI-k · Postby **evo-STI-k** » May 15th, 2009, 7:55 am

well uncle patos, [cough cough] i mean Mr. Big is still in charge, yuh expect crime to go down????

Firewall · Postby **Firewall** » May 15th, 2009, 8:06 am

wait this is the same Mariano Browne that was involved in some financial scandal in one of the Caribbean countries?

:conman:

DTAC · Postby **DTAC** » May 15th, 2009, 9:38 am

^^^ In Barbados.

Martin Joseph's crime plan is to come up with a next crime plan.

Postby **Greypatch** » May 15th, 2009, 9:42 am

homeee cides

was more lke homo cide...

de man have no testicular fortitude.

RASC · Postby **RASC** » May 15th, 2009, 9:54 am

Team Loco wrote:
Where meh passport. Lemme leave this place

I dunno what taking allyuh ppl so long :lol:

Supazuki · Postby **Supazuki** » May 15th, 2009, 10:04 am

@$#% Guyana starting to look like ah option :cry:

Supazuki · Postby **Supazuki** » May 15th, 2009, 10:04 am

@$#% Guyana starting to look like ah option :cry:

RASC · Postby **RASC** » May 15th, 2009, 10:08 am

Supazuki wrote:@$#% Guyana starting to look like ah option

::Thumbs Up::

DOOO ETTT

Postby **Greypatch** » May 15th, 2009, 11:06 am

rene meet de man in Cheddi jagan when he land eh

Maserati · Postby **Maserati** » May 15th, 2009, 11:06 am

Supazuki wrote:@$#% Guyana starting to look like ah option

lol
good luck :lol:

Postby **Greypatch** » May 15th, 2009, 12:04 pm

good place to lime.....not to live...dem have far to go as yet

Postby **Greypatch** » June 8th, 2009, 9:35 am

Minister of National Security Martin Joseph has given the national community the assurance that the "totally unacceptable" (record) number of homicides which occurred in 2008, would not be repeated this year.

We have already passed the homicide number for the same period last year.

Time to resign M.J. :evil:

sputhtuner · Postby **sputhtuner** » June 8th, 2009, 9:51 am

M. Joseph.....Learie Joseph waz d difference??????? :lol:

AbstractPoetic · Postby **AbstractPoetic** » June 8th, 2009, 9:52 am

Greypatch, stop being a party pooper. MJ got this. Just be patient.

adri 2nr · Postby **adri 2nr** » June 8th, 2009, 9:52 am

the only job security there is in Trinidad is the Minister of National security

mitsu_chick941 · Postby **mitsu_chick941** » June 8th, 2009, 9:56 am

as barricade said 'Martin Joseph is a dunce'

as for Manning

all hail Robin Hood and his pack of theives

Peanut Punch · Postby **Peanut Punch** » June 8th, 2009, 6:25 pm

abu bakr overthrow the wrong governement & shot the wrong PM

richardg1976 · Postby **richardg1976** » June 8th, 2009, 6:26 pm

Peanut Punch wrote:abu bakr overthrow the wrong governement & shot the wrong PM

You can say that again!

Mudboy · Postby **Mudboy** » June 9th, 2009, 12:02 am

AbstractPoetic wrote:Greypatch, stop being a party pooper. MJ got this. Just be patient.

well it's a start ...

.....that you stop ending your statements with "oink, oink"

shogun · Postby **shogun** » June 9th, 2009, 1:15 am

Next time look at when Martin Joseph says a word he thinks is big like 'mitigating" was his word last week, look how much emphasis he puts on said word..funny as hell.

fouljuice · Postby **fouljuice** » June 9th, 2009, 3:29 am

i dunno if anybody see it and how old it is but sometime lass week ch6 show a little clip where king jacka$$hole was laughing and skinning he dotish ugly mc and saying how "HE DIDNT GET TIME TO GO THROUGH THE STATISTICS" and how "he thought crime was under control" but "apparently the new measures not working so he would have to look into it." or something to that effect. :evil:

and all the time this during this clip from the conference or watever it was, dis idiot rel smiling, laughin and stifling laughter like he juss smoke a 'press spliff or the fact that people gettin kill like mosquito is highly entertaining to him. and d other pnm who was sitting nex to him at the table bending dung she head while he making a martin joseph of heself, coz she shame for how he gettin on.

Postby **Greypatch** » June 9th, 2009, 7:37 am

just stating the facts...

MJ assurance eh worth he weight in sheit

evo-STI-k · Postby **evo-STI-k** » June 9th, 2009, 7:48 am

richardg1976 wrote:
Peanut Punch wrote:abu bakr overthrow the wrong governement & shot the wrong PM

You can say that again!

and again!

Spring Chkn · Postby **Spring Chkn** » June 9th, 2009, 8:50 am

Listen we all need to be realistic and stop blaming MJ.. is not his fault the google results on "crime+plan+trinidad" seem to be a failure.. at least he googled right?

But i've been given insight into his next steps (thankfully I not a criminal and wont be disrupting the plan). It seems that he believes the next wave of crime fighting will come in the form of our beloved cartoon heroes from the 80s and 90s.

Apparently, he told his juniors "Let's hold out until June 24, 2009 - That's when the new Transformers movie is coming out and I think Optimus might be better equipped at dealing with this 'crime situation' than me". I think we have a couple hundred million left in the budget that I can spare for his consultancy."

If that fails, his fall back plan would be to employ GI Joe's Snake Eyes, which might be a better plan A financially at least, since his rate is considerable lower than that of Mr. Prime.

Either way, i think MJ is a fantastic Minister of Crime... the should really change the name of that ministry eh.

Postby **Greypatch** » August 26th, 2009, 8:08 am

number is now past 350 & climbing..

remains of victims are being found on a regular basis now.

bigga514 · Postby **bigga514** » August 26th, 2009, 1:38 pm

and allyuh aint leave d country yet.....

real MJ mentality oui :roll:

Postby **Greypatch** » September 14th, 2009, 9:41 am

372 & counting

Greypatch wrote:Minister of National Security Martin Joseph has given the national community the assurance that the "totally unacceptable" (record) number of homicides which occurred in 2008, would not be repeated this year.

However immediately upon giving this undertaking, Joseph revealed that thus far, the number of homicides in January, 2009 had exceeded that for the same period last year. "So far we have had as of January 21, 2009, 35 homicides as compared to 32 in 2008 and 15 in 2007," he said.

dey seh every village has an idiot...

some metropolis missing he boi..

Postby **Greypatch** » September 15th, 2009, 8:46 am

make that 376...
4 more last night

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