So M. Joseph is now ah comedian...The Murder 2009 Toll

fouljuice · Postby **fouljuice** » June 9th, 2009, 3:29 am

i dunno if anybody see it and how old it is but sometime lass week ch6 show a little clip where king jacka$$hole was laughing and skinning he dotish ugly mc and saying how "HE DIDNT GET TIME TO GO THROUGH THE STATISTICS" and how "he thought crime was under control" but "apparently the new measures not working so he would have to look into it." or something to that effect. :evil:

and all the time this during this clip from the conference or watever it was, dis idiot rel smiling, laughin and stifling laughter like he juss smoke a 'press spliff or the fact that people gettin kill like mosquito is highly entertaining to him. and d other pnm who was sitting nex to him at the table bending dung she head while he making a martin joseph of heself, coz she shame for how he gettin on.

Postby **Greypatch** » June 9th, 2009, 7:37 am

just stating the facts...

MJ assurance eh worth he weight in sheit

evo-STI-k · Postby **evo-STI-k** » June 9th, 2009, 7:48 am

richardg1976 wrote:
Peanut Punch wrote:abu bakr overthrow the wrong governement & shot the wrong PM

You can say that again!

and again!

Spring Chkn · Postby **Spring Chkn** » June 9th, 2009, 8:50 am

Listen we all need to be realistic and stop blaming MJ.. is not his fault the google results on "crime+plan+trinidad" seem to be a failure.. at least he googled right?

But i've been given insight into his next steps (thankfully I not a criminal and wont be disrupting the plan). It seems that he believes the next wave of crime fighting will come in the form of our beloved cartoon heroes from the 80s and 90s.

Apparently, he told his juniors "Let's hold out until June 24, 2009 - That's when the new Transformers movie is coming out and I think Optimus might be better equipped at dealing with this 'crime situation' than me". I think we have a couple hundred million left in the budget that I can spare for his consultancy."

If that fails, his fall back plan would be to employ GI Joe's Snake Eyes, which might be a better plan A financially at least, since his rate is considerable lower than that of Mr. Prime.

Either way, i think MJ is a fantastic Minister of Crime... the should really change the name of that ministry eh.

Postby **Greypatch** » August 26th, 2009, 8:08 am

number is now past 350 & climbing..

remains of victims are being found on a regular basis now.

bigga514 · Postby **bigga514** » August 26th, 2009, 1:38 pm

and allyuh aint leave d country yet.....

real MJ mentality oui :roll:

Postby **Greypatch** » September 14th, 2009, 9:41 am

372 & counting

Greypatch wrote:Minister of National Security Martin Joseph has given the national community the assurance that the "totally unacceptable" (record) number of homicides which occurred in 2008, would not be repeated this year.

However immediately upon giving this undertaking, Joseph revealed that thus far, the number of homicides in January, 2009 had exceeded that for the same period last year. "So far we have had as of January 21, 2009, 35 homicides as compared to 32 in 2008 and 15 in 2007," he said.

dey seh every village has an idiot...

some metropolis missing he boi..

Postby **Greypatch** » September 15th, 2009, 8:46 am

make that 376...
4 more last night

Postby **Greypatch** » September 30th, 2009, 7:34 pm

400+ you de man MJ...(what a complete and utter failure)

gunsmoke · Postby **gunsmoke** » September 30th, 2009, 7:39 pm

waste of break.

urabus · Postby **urabus** » September 30th, 2009, 7:52 pm

its 403 or 407 as of tonight...i think we're aiming for the stars this time around

d spike · Postby **d spike** » September 30th, 2009, 10:33 pm

De FPA should give dis man ah medal...

d spike · Postby **d spike** » September 30th, 2009, 10:36 pm

richardg1976 wrote:
Peanut Punch wrote:abu bakr overthrow the wrong governement & shot the wrong PM

You can say that again!

Where is a half-cracked islamic radical with an SLR when you need him?

d spike · Postby **d spike** » September 30th, 2009, 10:42 pm

AbstractPoetic wrote:Greypatch, stop being a party pooper. MJ got this. Just be patient.

We know he's got it. The question is: Is he going to do something about it?

Or rather: Will he do something before there are only seven of us left? (That being the number of people who can fit under the stairs in front of his office)

RapToR · Postby **RapToR** » October 1st, 2009, 1:54 am

cute corolla wrote:its 403 or 407 as of tonight...i think we're aiming for the stars this time around

409 now

and counting :lol:

buzz · Postby **buzz** » October 1st, 2009, 7:18 am

fur real

jamaica here we come

Postby **Greypatch** » October 1st, 2009, 8:56 am

youg school boy (servol) killed (them report is ah mistake)

chopped to death...

18 years old. no masks murderers just walk away.

NICE Very NICE

Postby **Greypatch** » October 1st, 2009, 9:06 am

http://newsday.co.tt/news/0,108312.html
newsday :evil:

Postby **Greypatch** » October 4th, 2009, 8:07 pm

man enjoying high office and perks but no performance...

Carnage117 · Postby **Carnage117** » October 4th, 2009, 8:33 pm

Before we blame him solely, (cause he is part to blame) is to clean up the entire police service and hire a real commissioner of police not a acting one cause thas what he really does.... "acting" Cause let us be real for a sec. he doh control people and they actions. What he is responsible for is the lack of accountability for the low rate of detection, for not implementing a zero tolerance policy on serious crimes, for not moving to put legislation that avoid letting criminals walk free and leaks in the service that get witnesses killed and this "hire and look out for yuh family and friends attitude." Now is time for drastic measures. Positive changes in this country requires a change in the people's hearts and minds as a whole. Leaders should reflect this change and if not, they not fit to be leading anyone.

gunsmoke · Postby **gunsmoke** » October 4th, 2009, 9:15 pm

the buck stops with the Minister of National Security. So hush yuh MC.

Carnage117 · Postby **Carnage117** » October 14th, 2009, 2:55 pm

gunsmoke wrote:the buck stops with the Minister of National Security. So hush yuh MC.

gunsmoke , Is small minded people like you that bring shame to T&T, state your opinion and move on. Don't disrespect me at all and tell me to hush anything. It's a open forum for a reason.

bigga514 · Postby **bigga514** » October 14th, 2009, 8:32 pm

pioneer wrote:They claim plenty of these murders are gang related which directly related to the drug trade, so what being done about the drug trade? Or are government officials, top brass in the police/army/coast guard/customs all on the payroll of the drug cartels operating in the Caribbean?

That goes for PNM & UNC & COP (yes dem too)

Certainly poor black men from laventille don't own or operate shipping companies or own high speed boats, so who gonna tackle the big fish?

If there's nothing to do about it, them let the citizens bear arms and protect themselves and their families, because now it's about survival and not about getting rid of the problem because it will always be there.

somebody buy this man a beer :!:

Carnage117 · Postby **Carnage117** » October 15th, 2009, 2:38 pm

well said pioneer

sMASH · Postby **sMASH** » October 15th, 2009, 4:22 pm

^^ point noted...

Postby **Greypatch** » October 15th, 2009, 7:30 pm

are the issues raised in this thread by posters being addressed by the LINE MINISTER ?

QG · Postby QG » October 15th, 2009, 7:36 pm

Murdertoll is about 417 for 2009

slick · Postby **slick** » October 15th, 2009, 7:38 pm

pioneer wrote:When are they gonna upgrade the Police service?

When they gonna start a DNA and fingerprint database?

Why in this day and age of available technology our TTPS FAILS to use it?

Isn't crime fighting on the agenda of the government?

Why no radar guns?...why no VLT meters?...where is the breathalizer that has been in use world wide since how long?

What are the millions of dollars spent in cameras for the summit doing?...not protecting the citizenry?...aren't we "delegates" too?

Actually the cameras in the Sea Lots area are being vandalised.
Seeing as how they are not functional, they can't even see who vandalising them.
Money well spent!

Postby **Greypatch** » October 15th, 2009, 7:40 pm

excellent

slick · Postby **slick** » October 15th, 2009, 7:49 pm

...not to mention causing ah set ah macco traffic when people trying to get to work or get home after a hard day's work.

Just now they will start giving out jaywalking tickets.
That will really prevent crime.

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