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Anncr
And now we take you to Kermit the Frog for another fast-breaking news story!
Kermit
[ to off-screen: ] Hey, Jeff, how's the wife? What? She's on camera? Oh, I'M on camera! Oh! Ahem. Hi there,
Kermit the Frog, uh, Sesame Street News, reporting to you today from the house of the Three Little
Pigs. And today we're expecting the Big Bad
Wolf to drop around, but first... hark, I believe this is one of the Three Little
Pigs here...
Pig
[ humming ] Dee da da dee...
Pig of my heart...
Kermit
Uh, pardon me,
Pig...
Pig
Mmm? Yes.
Kermit
Excuse me, could I ask you a few --
Kermit the Frog, Sesame Street News...
Pig
Oh! Oh! Yes. [ The
Pig brushes himself off. ]
Kermit
Can I ask you a question or two? Uh, for instance, could you tell me what this house is built of?
[ The
Pig over-emphasizes all of his answers, hamming it up for the camera. ]
Pig
Ahem. STRAW.
Kermit
Uh huh. Straw.
Pig
STRAW.
Kermit
Yes, uh, well, could you tell us exactly why you built your house out of straw?
Pig
Because -- ahem -- because straw is light and easy to carry. And when we get hungry, we can nibble on a wall or two, even.
Kermit
Well, don't you think it would've been better to build a house out of wood, or bricks, or something like that?
Pig
Why?
Kermit
In case somebody like, oh, I don't know, maybe a Big Bad
Wolf were to come along, and huff and puff and blow the house down?
Pig
Blow this house down?
Kermit
Yeah, well...
Pig
I worked four DAYS on this house! This is a STRONG house!
Kermit
Yeah, but...
Pig
Blow this house down! Blow THIS house down! Ha, ha!
[ The Pig enters the house, chuckling to himself. ]
Pig
Oh, I gotta tell the guys that, that's a good one! Ha, ha!
[ The Pig opens the door again to shout at Kermit. ]
Pig
'Tis to LAUGH!
[ He slams the door. ]
Kermit
He seems to take the whole subject rather lightly, but, uh... hark! What do I see coming now?
Wolf
[ The Wolf enters, humming: ] I'm gonna cook you for sup-per...
Kermit
It's a large shaggy thing... uh, pardon me, are you indeed the Big Bad Wolf, himself?
Wolf
Oh, I am IN-DEEEEED!
[ The
Wolf breathes on
Kermit, who coughs at his bad breath. ]
Kermit
Uh, yeah, well, uh -- whew! -- can you tell me, uh, exactly, uh, what you have in mind, coming around here today?
Wolf
Oh, yeah. Well, you see, this is where the Three Little
Pigs live.
Kermit
Uh, true.
Wolf
And I got some business with them, cause I'm gonna make them an offer they can't RE-FUUUUSE!
Kermit
[ coughs ] Yeah. Well, do you mind if we from Sesame Street stand around to watch?
Wolf
Okay, but you better stand back.
Kermit
Okay. I'll just go right over here, by this tree.
[
Kermit hides by a nearby tree as the
Wolf pounds on the door. ]
Wolf
Little Pig, little Pig, open the door!
Kermit
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, hold it... [ Kermit runs up to the
Wolf. ] Just one second, there's a tradition here, the Big Bad Wolf is supposed to say, "Little Pig, little Pig, let me come in!"
Wolf
Oh, yeah...
Kermit
That's the line. Mm hmm. [ He goes back to the tree. ]
Wolf
Little Pig, little Pig, let me come in!
Pig
[ inside ] Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
Kermit
Somehow I thought he would say that.
Wolf
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOWWWW your house in!
Kermit
Stand by, folks, here it comes!
[ The Wolf huffs and puffs, and starts to blow. ]
Kermit
Wow. There he goes, folks! The Wolf is huffing and puffing... and it's really quite a -- [ the tree blows away ] -- good heavens, it's really quite a breeze he's got going here... Let's see if he's able to blow the house down here -- [ another tree blows away ] -- He's really blowing hard -- [ the fence posts blow away ] -- Talk about strong breath, folks! -- [ ZIP! The fire hydrant is next ] -- My heavens! -- [ Kermit is struggling against the wind ] -- Remember, you saw it here on Sesame Street, folks! As you can see, the house is still standing, and -- [ the lamp post tips over ] -- Whew! The Wolf is still blowing, and so this is Kermit the Frog, and the
Wolf is now returning me to Sesame Streeeeeeeeeee.........
