The *Official* [IDIOT DRIVER OF THE DAY] Thread

[Rory Phoulorie]

...they HBW driving slow on the fast lane, when i about to over take the man, he swinging in front of me over and over so i wouldn't pass, then the HCU say he go deal with my case, he come swinging on me, ...

Where is this "fast lane" that I keep reading about on this website? Do we have Autobahn privileges on this "fast lane"? Please advise.

I must read the Gazette more often. It seems that there are new laws for driving on our nation's roads that I am not aware of.

Thank you and do have a safe and productive day.

[nortel]

...they HBW driving slow on the fast lane, when i about to over take the man, he swinging in front of me over and over so i wouldn't pass, then the HCU say he go deal with my case, he come swinging on me, ...

Where is this "fast lane" that I keep reading about on this website? Do we have Autobahn privileges on this "fast lane"? Please advise.

I must read the Gazette more often. It seems that there are new laws for driving on our nation's roads that I am not aware of.

Thank you and do have a safe and productive day.

im sorry, let me correct myself, the right lane which was destine for persons to over take on but drive slowly on

[saxman642]

Sunday night, 10:30pm on Tumpuna road, Arima

After I pull off from a parking position using my indicators to alert a driver from some distance away I was puling out. He apparently find I should not have pulled off before he passed me, and kill me with high beam until I turn on to Malabar Ext. Road. I took my time for spite. Couldn't ID the car becasue of the beam, but I noted he took off the hi-beam as soon as I started the turn.

I swear, one day, I gonna install some uber bright beam inside my read glass aim at the driver side of the car behind me to blind dey mc when they high beam me... (though my licenseing friend done warn me I can get charged for that)

[rollingstock]

^ So because you put on your indicator it makes it all right to pull into a line of traffic?

Most likely you caused said driver to have to apply brakes to slow down in time to avoid an accident.

Buh say what "he was far enough to see me"

[Hook]

...they HBW driving slow on the fast lane, when i about to over take the man, he swinging in front of me over and over so i wouldn't pass, then the HCU say he go deal with my case, he come swinging on me, ...

Where is this "fast lane" that I keep reading about on this website? Do we have Autobahn privileges on this "fast lane"? Please advise.

I must read the Gazette more often. It seems that there are new laws for driving on our nation's roads that I am not aware of.

Thank you and do have a safe and productive day.

im sorry, let me correct myself, the right lane which was destine for persons to over take on but drive slowly on

Your correction needs correction, as it makes significantly less sense than your original statement.

It should have read:
My apologies, sir. I meant to refer to the lane which is designated as the "passing lane", but on which drivers can be frequently found driving slowly.

It's not a difficult language, this English.

[rollingstock]

@ shotta, having 2 taxis driving like bugwannas aiming at one driver doesn't happen at a whim, most likely you drove like a cacahole before, but again we will never hear that part huh?

[EXODUS]

^^ the media hides the true story... the truth willl cum out eventually...

[nervewrecker]

Buh here nuh, nuh all female drivers bad. Gyullis does real handle the road & know to get out man way if she not overtaking. Fellow female drivers, take note, take some lesons from de gyullis.

[wagonrunner]

alltrac say thats because she not comfortable with the being "ridden" (he word eh) from behind thing.

[Trini Hookah]

wagonrunner, by chance yuh driving ah PBK Wingroad oarr? Saw one releasing some epic fyaz by Munroe Rd. flyover Wednesday morning

[AllTrac]

wagonrunner, by chance yuh driving ah PBK Wingroad oarr? Saw one releasing some epic fyaz by Munroe Rd. flyover Wednesday morning

yup, thats wagonrunner he thought he was in the PNM/enterprise part of central but he ended up in monroe road side, fyaz cyar don when he realized that

[wagonrunner]

wagonrunner, by chance yuh driving ah PBK Wingroad oarr? Saw one releasing some epic fyaz by Munroe Rd. flyover Wednesday morning

yup, that be me. yuh eh notice d VLW, and front air dam, with no side flears right?
Fyaz cyah done.
I actually offer that song to machel, but he rewrite the lyrics to vibez to eat a food.

[Hook]

Police vehicle PBT1083, Almera...only ONE headlight bulb working - passenger side high beam....and dey pelting down d EMR without blue lights...meemkno if dat an all workin

[rollingstock]

^ dummy they in traffic stealth mode posing as a motorbike

[Hook]

hahahahahahahaha...youz one ass inno!

[K74T]

lol

[speedaholic]

^ dummy they in traffic stealth mode posing as a motorbike

[brandon005]

To all the maxi man and taxi drivers along the enterprise area..ur geedum of fyaz is not appreciated...also the abrupt stops.

[Trini Hookah]

To all the maxi man and taxi drivers along the enterprise area..ur geedum of fyaz is not appreciated...also the abrupt stops.

Welcome to Trinidad & Tobago, enjoy your stay.

[black start]

To all the maxi man and taxi drivers along the enterprise area..ur geedum of fyaz is not appreciated...also the abrupt stops.

somehow i doh feel the sarcasm in this post....op u blonde much?

[stev]

mudders kant by chaguanas tonight....pull out on a main road without even watchin...dotish a$$ nearly make me ran into him.

he pull out from a bar...so yuh kno wah gone on...shudda call d dam police...but i wudda get ketch 2 o.O

edit: i guess dat makes me a kant 2....

official idiot: stev

[De Dragon]

mudders kant by chaguanas tonight....pull out on a main road without even watchin...dotish a$$ nearly make me ran into him.

he pull out from a bar...so yuh kno wah gone on...shudda call d dam police...but i wudda get ketch 2 o.O

edit: i guess dat makes me a kant 2....

official idiot: stev

Yuh tek in front dey because de way RS barkin',he woulda pick up wit' yuh brisk brisk................

[Hook]

like today is "merge like a jackass on de wet road" day *screwpan*

I glad I home oui...gonna drink a Stag b4 I start to clean this house.

[rksam]

Well fellas, the other day i was driving when the fool with a frontier stop in the middle of the lane, on a busy two way street, and when i pop my horn the man say - give him a minute he going and buy something.........

talk about boldface and stupid....

[DSM_05]

^Typical Van-jivah behaviour.

Nothing new.

[Hook]

dem diesel guys like to leave it idling...just drive it into a box drain, jump in your own car and go yuh way

[boogy910]

my idiot driver of d day is (to no surprise i'm sure) was a oman.

so i parallel parkin (like a boss) and i left like 2 feet of space in front meh car, and dis oman ina lancer come to park behind me an say "u know u cudda go up still!" to which i replied "i dnt wanna get blocked in" (which happened to me already) she said "well i tryin to park in dat spot behind u" (she had almost 2 car lengths to fit in)

i tell she flat "well if yuh cudda drive yuh wudda b able to fit!"

and she start to cuss an get on like she had sand in she vagina

i normally dont get on like a kant (to my knowledge) but wid d tone she was carryin on wit, she look for wa she get oui.

[nervewrecker]

4 CG 45, 2 door hilux, you & your tray rider deserve todays award.

Coming up the creek minutes to 5 on a wet road overtaking a line of cars & meeting me overtaking....where you expect to go? Over me? Yet still you end up more than 300 feet behind me, if you want to overtake stop tryna overtake & overtake sheesh!
But thats not what lands this pweffen the award, teh fact that he had a khulie riding in the tray is what does. De fcuk yuh driving like a ***** overtaking on a wet road with many small pools of water, over the bridge before Paria Suites & trying to make one lane two by the little concrete seperators by Paria Suites there? If when you hit the bridge your tray rider pitch out now....what was your position?

The police in the mazda 6 before the cross crossing interchange there are the runners up, they see the hilux pasing at more than 100km/h with a tray rider & did not one fcuk.

[nortel]

@ shotta, having 2 taxis driving like bugwannas aiming at one driver doesn't happen at a whim, most likely you drove like a cacahole before, but again we will never hear that part huh?

rollingstock, no prob with your assumption, but i would keep an eye out for when a taxi driver firetruck you up and you come here to complain ....only then i would get my revenge

4 CG 45, 2 door hilux, you & your tray rider deserve todays award.

Coming up the creek minutes to 5 on a wet road overtaking a line of cars & meeting me overtaking....where you expect to go? Over me? Yet still you end up more than 300 feet behind me, if you want to overtake stop tryna overtake & overtake sheesh!
But thats not what lands this pweffen the award, teh fact that he had a khulie riding in the tray is what does. De fcuk yuh driving like a ***** overtaking on a wet road with many small pools of water, over the bridge before Paria Suites & trying to make one lane two by the little concrete seperators by Paria Suites there? If when you hit the bridge your tray rider pitch out now....what was your position?

The police in the mazda 6 before the cross crossing interchange there are the runners up, they see the hilux pasing at more than 100km/h with a tray rider & did not one fcuk.

nervewrecker them police and them is joke yes, the best is by bamboo junction, there's two police men usually in a white lancer i think the number is 1138, officer Duncan is one of them (total dumb #$%@), they are total idiots and waste of time. People using the left lane to go la Romain to cut infront people who waiting hours to pass the light

Now the best is when i see all those idiots going their way normal and the police and them there old talking with the fruit vendors and eating apples

Trinidad police great yes

[rollingstock]

@ shotta, having 2 taxis driving like bugwannas aiming at one driver doesn't happen at a whim, most likely you drove like a cacahole before, but again we will never hear that part huh?

rollingstock, no prob with your assumption, but i would keep an eye out for when a taxi driver firetruck you up and you come here to complain ....only then i would get my revenge

Never gonna happen

See i drive like a bigger kakahole than anyone else, i just don't delude myself into thinking i don't. btw a few north/south drivers have tried their stupidness around me before, but see at the end of the day, they are just road bullies and their real intention is to make money, me i have a hate/fcuking hate relationship with my car, at any given moment i'm inclined to just crash the fcuker into something, makes no sense causing yourself to become a target.