Advice needed about male issues.

[wheelbarrow]

Saw this in ah whatsapp group, dude needs advice.

Fellas, I'm 36 years old and ah have ah fixed amount of real, wukking, orgasm-capable c@ckstands remaining. The doctor estimate ah have about a hundred loads left.

You cannot imagine the feeling. Ah gone for what I tort issa routine physical, and ah get brace. Meh whole life changes in an instant; it's like if ah hear ah have six months 2 live. Ah honestly tort the doctah was f@cking with me– what de ass I suppose to do?

Ah ask meh mammie for a loan, an now ah see all de experts and speshallists. They call it ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa. Ah cyah even pronounce dat. Straight copy and paste. Dis is what he put in the whatsapp :-

"Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fills with blood when you have an erection. In your case, every time you get hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir. Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. You are the first case anyone’s ever seen, and no one can tell why it’s happening."

Ah doh wear jockeys or lime in hot tubs. No gyal ever kick meh in meh balls. Meh exes tellin meh is karma(not the band) , and ah actually tink is dat...

Ah try every rub-dong and obeah woman ointment there is, but nuthin wukkin. So ah fren from UWI tell meh dat ah already going through de 5 stages of grief.


I accept my fate.


But dat doh mean ah know how 2 cope wit it. Jucking is obviously out of the question. Ah feel like ah need to be real picky with women, is as if all of a sudden ah gonna start f@cking Carib girls. And dese days, I’m terrified of sex itself. I slept with one gyal since de diagnosis, but when she wanted to go for ah second round, ah wave of incredible panic swept over me. I burst into ah cold sweat and meh chest feel like it was gonna buss open.
Since then me ain't booling nobody, but ah tossing and turning all night wit crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now ah worried that ah burst and lose one to ah wet dream.

So ah wanted to ask allyuh, anybody in dis hell?
How to plan this last spree?
Help meh please fellas....

[cinco]

Text right justified means you typed the message.
Toughshitz wid Yuh dying priq

[alex jj]

go and freeze ur sperm at the sperm bank

[pioneer]

Text right justified means you typed the message.
Toughshitz wid Yuh dying priq

[1UZFE]

wheelbarrow and frank is d same person...

[wheelbarrow]

Text right justified means you typed the message.
Toughshitz wid Yuh dying priq

When allyuh dunno bout whatsapp on the web eh....

[wheelbarrow]

Man want advice allyuh...
Help ah brother out...

[shady23]

Steups OP is a dunce.

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/gu ... asms-left/

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/ne ... asms-left/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/07/doctors-t ... t-5053187/

[wheelbarrow]

Waaaaaaay,

[konartis]

and you cum on tuner why?? no pun intended....

[Daran]

100 Stands or breaks??

If it was stands that 100 expire in a couple days.

[j.o.e]

Jus bull down the place like normal...saving the break for a bess brush ain't make sense...u could die tomorrow. Plus doctor estimate could be wrong...u might have another 200 or 300 in the tank. Travel the world and bull to keep it interesting

[DVSTT]

wheelbarrow and frank is d same person...

[MaxPower]

wheelbarrow and frank is d same person...

[STORM1234]

seems like everybody has health issues these days, yuh koko is no exception, and is susceptible to degradation due to overuse and/or abuse.

[HSA]

lol...savor the taste......nobullermanthing

[simplejack]

They key is to never burst. That said, check Mr. Trevor Sayers, with the right amount of Stamina that 100 would last a really long time.

[dougla_boy]

now went an comfort meh kokolooks after reading that

[Advent]

now went an comfort meh kokolooks after reading that

[Spitfir3]

hard luck dey op

[88sins]

piggy no stanup, piggy ha no problem.
jes install a inflatable pump & yuh good to go for at least 1000 rounds. get a stiffy when yuh need it, no mo mornin wood




if it good nuff for stalone, it should be good nuff for you

[RBphoto]

I have the weirdest boner now...

[shake d livin wake d dead]

saw ched title tort orangefox was the op

[STORM1234]

saw ched title tort orangefox was the op

highly unlikely! Ofox has a animated prancing rooster as his avatar.

[RBphoto]

saw ched title tort orangefox was the op

highly unlikely! Ofox has a animated prancing rooster as his avatar.

He is a real Rooster...but like this disease blight him already... cause he fail from his first post.

[88sins]

saw ched title tort orangefox was the op

highly unlikely
poosies don't have dix

[CoobalsinPls]

When it dead get a sex change

[Advent]

When it dead get a sex change

[Average]

OP, make a short film about this horror.
You will SCORE.

[mragoobir]

Pull chain 100 times an see wah happens nah!!