NASA: No, There Isn't a Deadly Asteroid Heading Right For Us

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

Just incase you've been seeing all these doomsday in September 2015 posts on social media

“EXCLUSIVE: Could this asteroid destroy Earth in just SIX weeks?” According to NASA, the answer is “absolutely not, you imbeciles.”

NASA issued an official statement about the conspiracy-web theory that an asteroid is heading for the Atlantic with an impact on September 23rd. “That’s the rumor that has gone viral–now here are the facts,” the agency writes. “There is no scientific basis–not one shred of evidence–that an asteroid or any other celestial object will impact Earth on those dates,” says the manager of NASA’s Near-Earth Object office, Paul Chodas.

Who could be perpetrating such rumors? The theory has actually been around for years, but it’s picked up steam over the past month or two. Unsurprisingly, a major role has been played by InfoWars, which has built a business out of circulating conspiracy theories about the government, impending apocalypse, and the shadowy machinations of world powers. “We are simply taking a look at what has being said,” says InfoWars’ John Bowne in a video about the forthcoming asteroid strike. Just a simple look! So what’s being said?

The reopening of CERN’s updated Large Hadron Collider. Its logo kind of looks like it says 666! And it may open a Ghostbuster-style “gate” to another world, probably one run by Zuul!

Jade Helm proves the US military is preparing! And Canada’s Maple Resolve.
Big box stores are closing left and right. Some say these abandoned stores are now being used by the military!

The “elite are gradually disappearing into their cities underground.”

Obama’s going to hang out with “the openly blatant cheerleader of The New World Order Pope Francis.”
Unfortunately, NASA’s denial won’t do much to convince anyone who believes this theory. “Of course NASA is denying this, but why would they tell us anything? They’re funded by our government,” says Bowne.

It’s pretty unbelievable that a federal agency has been forced to debunk this conspiracy theory, but there you have it: The power of, as NASA calls it in its [urlhttp://www.nasa.gov/jpl/nasa-there-is-no-asteroid-threatening-earth]statement[/url], “the World Wide Web.”

http://gizmodo.com/nasa-no-there-isnt-a ... 1725336364

[meccalli]

Incoming.

[X2]

Well of course an asteroid isn't going to hit us... there are no asteroids. The earth is flat... jeez.

[streetbeastINC.]

And hollow

[DTAC]

And held up by a tortoise.

[VexXx Dogg]

Asteroids hit us every day tho

[worksux101]

would they really us if it were true? lol

[meccalli]

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

^ and that's relevant how?

[meccalli]

would they really us if it were true? lol

Desensitization, the system works on making issues laudable and trivial. Things that only happen in sci fi and comedy.

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

would they really us if it were true? lol

Desensitization, the system works on making issues laudable and trivial. Things that only happen in sci fi and comedy.

what system is that?

[X2]

would they really us if it were true? lol

Desensitization, the system works on making issues laudable and trivial. Things that only happen in sci fi and comedy.

what system is that?

System of the Down...

[meccalli]

System of the dumbed Down

Yup, the system of control.

[EmilioA]

System of the dumbed Down

Yup, the system of control.

How do I sign up to join the system of control ?

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

System of the dumbed Down

Yup, the system of control.

interesting that you quoted George Carlin, cause this is one of his more famous acts

[meccalli]

Yep, why is it interesting?

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

Yep, why is it interesting?

because i'm sure you would disagree with his point of view there.

[meccalli]

Not particularly, he highlights the cliche of the modern church and the things people believe it's purpose is about thanks to the same things discussed in an earlier thread last week- while at the same time damning every system of belief which includes atheism by nature and definition of the title. Also, he pretty much unknowingly contributed to the very system he condemns that consistently indoctrinates people that there isn't a God, and if there is, he's always wrong.

[Soundwave]

once again Duane you couldn't be more wrong, the wrongitude in your posts knows no end...

[cinco]

Come nah man

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

Not particularly, he highlights the cliche of the modern church and the things people believe it's purpose is about thanks to the same things discussed in an earlier thread last week- while at the same time damning every system of belief which includes atheism by nature and definition of the title. Also, he pretty much unknowingly contributed to the very system he condemns that consistently indoctrinates people that there isn't a God, and if there is, he's always wrong.

not this again

atheism is not a religion or system of beliefs, stop crediting it as one.

Atheism in the dictionary is: "Disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods."

if you want, look up the meaning of "disbelief" too!

[meccalli]

Hey well, I didn't bring it up mr. I know your religion in every thread.

[scotty_buttons]

So.... Anybody know if NASA has anything to say about this? >.<

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

I know your religion in every thread.

just showing you that your definitions are incorrect in every thread

[meccalli]

And they say the mods aren't nazis and thread detractors , they've taken on the responsibility of definition check. lol

So.... Anybody know if NASA has anything to say about this? >.<

http://www.nasa.gov/vision/space/travel ... o_ufo.html

Relax, they're just reflections.

[scotty_buttons]

So.... Anybody know if NASA has anything to say about this? >.<

http://www.nasa.gov/vision/space/travel ... o_ufo.html

Relax, they're just reflections.

Yeah.. But surely not all are reflections though.. I mean.. Seriously.