Who/How - Ducking Work

[rfari]

OP is kicks. rell laffs this morning. do some research on something that interests you or u think you can make some extra money on the side. time will fly like wow

[crazybalhead]

and i'm part of the investigation team.
LOL.



HEAR NAH!!!!

[SUPAstarr]

Simply things annoy ppl, like when im walkin around the office, i usually tilt ppl monitors downwards, or if adjustable push the whole monitor down, i do the carry ppl chair down thing but only when they are still in it. Only difference is i do it to relieve stress, not like a shortage of work like yourself

[crazybalhead]

Supas,yuh ever pelt a rongs in the company toilet? DFC,you???

[silent_riot]

OP, be glad that you getting paid, dude.

[SUPAstarr]

Supas,yuh ever pelt a rongs in the company toilet? DFC,you???

thought about it once, but i really dislike any toilets beside my own at home.

[shake d livin wake d dead]

Supas,yuh ever pelt a rongs in the company toilet? DFC,you???

thought about it once, but i really dislike any toilets beside my own at home.

[DFC]

Chanka find the shoes in he bag,
Take it out and smell it and wondering....wtf?

The same time, the girl who lose the shoe,
Pass and see him.

LOL.

Bachannal.

[ismithx]

Chanka find the shoes in he bag,
Take it out and smell it and wondering....wtf?

The same time, the girl who lose the shoe,
Pass and see him.

LOL.

Bachannal.

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the ploi is just too much!

[DFC]

Supas,yuh ever pelt a rongs in the company toilet? DFC,you???

thought about it once, but i really dislike any toilets beside my own at home.

No... the toilets here , are always wet with old man pee.

[~Vēġó~]

Lysolin everything won't prevent you from getting dengue eh!!! just thought that you'd like to know that.....

[DSM_05]

DFC, I think you should threads about pranks that you'd LIKE to pull in work. sensationalise them and so on. that should help you pass the time.

[DFC]

going for lunch now.

this office is lame, i cant really do any pranks here.

just random small things like...switch around chairs and stationary.

[TRAE]

i from south... cyah duck work.

[shotta 20]

Reminds me of the time i was working with a company in Nu-Iron Point Lisas
I in the site stores and bored as hell when a welder by the name of 'Sawh' walks in with a market bag of dasheen. He asked me to keep it safe for him until home time.
When he left , i exchanged the dasheen with the stone material from Steel mill (Same size as the dasheen) and topped it off with a layer of dasheen, then tied back the bag.
Home time now, mih boy come take the bag and gone home to make a cook.

I get reallll cuss nex morning jed, and welders DOH make joke on site eh! Man tell me i spoil he appetite.

[AllTrac]

DFC you working government or private?

[skylinechild]

Lysolin everything won't prevent you from getting dengue eh!!! just thought that you'd like to know that.....

lysol claims it kills 99% of germs .......guess i now know what's the 1% it doesn't kill.

[rollingstock]

Last guy worked with me and liked to play pranks we threw him in a vehicle and dropped him off in Snake Alley and told him find his way back to the office.








Yuh kno haven't heard from Barry since???

[Stephon.]

DFC sounding like a co worker I wanna work with, you're hired.

[Kiro_lee]

:rofl: DFC sounding like a co worker I wanna work with, you're hired.

u doh have enough servants?

[[EMIN∃M]]

Last guy worked with me and liked to play pranks we threw him in a vehicle and dropped him off in Snake Alley and told him find his way back to the office.








Yuh kno haven't heard from Barry since???

this win

[Michael Knight...]

Hey guys i want tips on how to duck work, while in work



I keep my desk piled with paper, messy and piles of paper stacked on the floor....when my spider senses tingle.....i flip thru the pages..and look really busy.

I walk around with papers in my hand all the time...and i always maintain a nervous and busy look in my face...always.

I walk around alot...checking all the girls...they know what is my scene

i start smoking, just so i can go out every 30 mins with the supervisor to smoke

I cant believe nobody notices that...lol.

I usually troll tuner and fb, whole day...

Are you out of your damn mind? First of all you should be grateful that you have a job in the first place cause if your ass had to send out resumes and hope that you get an interview for a company you wouldn't be playing de fool so. It's sheit like that which makes our country what it is. So you just want to sit around and laze and smoke eh. Good show, really good show.

[brams112]

allyuh men have real bess wuk dey boi

[NY_Trini]

I go to the water bottle at least 10 times an hour...filling my cup with 1 inch of water each time..and i drink it right there...that whole process takes 10 mins.

How many minutes u getting in ur hour..???

[ru$$ell]

hahahahha,DFC,epic!

[c@ri$$@]

going for lunch now.

this office is lame, i cant really do any pranks here.

just random small things like...switch around chairs and stationary.

-You should try switching up some of the keys on your coworkers keyboard, that usually brings in a few laughs.
-Check your bank statement thoroughly, make sure you can account for every single cent.
-plan an exercise routine to do after work
-make your grocery list
-have a youtube sound cash with d ppl in your office, but u say they lame so they might not be into that kinda thing.
-join twitter and follow ppl.
-Google movies & songs to download when you reach home.
-join reddit.com

[GTcruzer]

DFC, you remindin me of a time i worked in Pt. Lisas! Good Times!!

Lysolin everything won't prevent you from getting dengue eh!!! just thought that you'd like to know that.....

lysol claims it kills 99% of germs .......guess i now know what's the 1% it doesn't kill.

Fellas.... Lysol Pro duz kill AIDS eh!!

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[kurpal_v2]

Supas,yuh ever pelt a rongs in the company toilet? DFC,you???

My boss on tuner but the lighten was struck.....

[Ronaldo95163]

start playin lil practical jokes on the staff, sounds like you have enough time to make low impact but very elaborate pranks

Problem?

hahahahahha

[TobagoAK]

Thanks op for making my day . funniest sheit ive read in a long time lol