Postby napster16 » February 8th, 2014, 10:03 pm
Before playing Ironpants.... Read This CAREFULLY....
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ape homocide
by cool101jsjana
i believe Jesus has given up on me. this game has made me spiral into a deep depression no one can understand. once i reached a solid 9 in this game but then everything started going wrong, i couldn't take it anymore. I took a long flight to other side of the world, where mid flight... i went to the cockpit and took hold of the controls where i then crashed the plane into a remote island. all had died but me, i had wandered on the island for a few days until i had passed out from dehydration. i woke up to a whole group of apes who had taken care of my wounds. i had no worthy possessions.. but my phone, so to kill time i played this game. instead of taking out my anger i planned, i became the leader of the apes and once king raised an army where i had then built a navy. i sailed back to the land i once called home, but it had been so long that i had been forgotten, this game had ruined me. and i couldn't take it anymore. so i marched my ape army through my town and ordered an all out homicide to be done. there were no survivors, i then killed off the apes since they were of no use of me anymore, and now i sit in my house, all alone. Awaiting for the authorities to arrive and take me away for the chaos i caused. don't get this game..."