Tell why people like to lean on your parked vehicle

[Xplode]

Is it because they lazy to stand up come on people scratching ,dented fenders, sinks and when you approach them more vex than you sometimes it a reason i don't wash my truck for days ,they went as far placing drinks on the canvas tray cover and rear bumper leaving empty beer bottles

[supercharged turbo]

This is nothing new

[nismoid]

They don't lean on my car

[j.o.e]

neither mine

[rollingstock]

Big fella like you and you let b1tches lean on yuh van?

[black start]

stock, is soggy you calling d man?

[ruffneck_12]

keep yuh car dutty

[rollingstock]

stock, is soggy you calling d man?

That guy head big like my chest, yuh trying tuh get me laid out or wha?

[desifemlove]

lean how? and where yuh parking?

[black start]

hard luck stock, me em wah yuh geh in trouble wit no big wig dan!

opie, please accept my humblest apology!

[Spitfir3]

hard luck dey dan, but umm could you open the tray next time i doh really like having my cooler get duttyup on the grong

[alex jj]

u hadda inform them...i never really cared before.. but after i painted over i start to rell get on..even if i stop on the road to talk to ppl i does be like.." hoss doh lean up on meh door " or " buddy that pants iz not microfiber".....orr u talking bout random strangers leaning on yuh vehicle...well den that different..iz level cuss and perhaps even fighting/chopping/planassing

[supercharged turbo]

Desifemlove change pic

[badandy]

gone macaripe for half an hour. come back and people open the tailgate and sitting on it, and to think they next to their suv.

[mitsutt]

Park yuh truck home

[supercharged turbo]

gone macaripe for half an hour. come back and people open the tailgate and sitting on it, and to think they next to their suv.

If i was u,i woulda jump in my van,start up and mash up just for them to fall out

[jm3]

gone macaripe for half an hour. come back and people open the tailgate and sitting on it, and to think they next to their suv.

this happened to me at carnival 3 or 4 teenage guys opened my tailgate and were sitting liming in the back one was even laying down sleeping my father in law got them to move before i got to them

[ruffneck_12]

keep yuh tailgate dutty

[kjaglal76v2]

nobody leans on a dirty vehicle

[rollingstock]

Xplode you ever thought that maybe you had a nice bumper that's why strange men does rub up on it?

[neexis]

Desifemlove change pic

not for the better though

[DFC]

I went to buy doubles this morning.
I real drink last night and had a bad hangover so i pull up by this new doubles man and i ordered one with heavy pepper.

Doubles man taking forever to make my doubles and to make it worse the sun was in my face.

I finally get my doubles,and now i dont know if its because my throat wring up from all the gazool last night or if it really was a terrible tasting doubles, i throw it in the bin and i ask the doubles man "eh how much for yuh dey fadda?" He said" three fiddy" It was then i noticed that the doubles man was a 50ft tall reptosaurus from the paleolithic era.
Goddam lochness monster aint gonna get no money from me.

[nervewrecker]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

[black start]

buhahahahahaha

[rollingstock]

[moses_boss12]

[Spitfir3]

that sh!t never gets old